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Neil Miles (but spooky)
@miles-online.co.uk
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Sexy sockpuppet ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop. “Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis” https://www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · Nov 24
This is tremendous!
The front of the Brighton Sausage Co. The shop is closed and has a roller shutter lowered, on which is painted the sausage scene from the classic Grange Hill titles
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 1h
Just been reminded of the Crosse & Blackwell Saucy Spuds advert and now I'm feeling a little queasy
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Chris Gomm @gommster.bsky.social · 5h
How have I only just learned about these.
Picture of Spar branded Neighbours Harold Bishop's Spicey Spuds flavour crisps
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 2h
The nominations will continue until morale improves
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Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · 2h
Macron will nominate new French prime minister in 48 hours
Macron will nominate new French prime minister in 48 hours
Sébastien Lecornu, the outgoing prime minister, said MPs recognise the pressing need to pass a budget by the end of the year.
www.bbc.com
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 2h
Moulsecoomb
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 3h
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 4h
Subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz349bs
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 8h
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 5h
I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it Omid Djalili Krusty the Clown - "They drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I'm not made of stone"
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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 13h
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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The Verge @theverge.com · May 26
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 12h
This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?"

Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 13h
Today's Hallowmeme.
The "They Don't Know" meme which shows a dude in a party hat clutching a drink as he stands in the corner observing everyone else dancing, except the dude is now Nada from "They Live" (1988). He's missing his party hat, but he's wearing shades and gripping a shotgun as he looks at the dancers who are all invading alien capitalist scum. He's saying "They don't know I'm all out of bubblegum" and is about to send them all to Hell with his trusty 12-gauge.
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 13h
Hope you didn't get a dose while you were there
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 13h
a man with glasses and a mustache is smiling and saying huzzah
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is smiling and saying huzzah
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 13h
three dogs standing next to each other with the words " way to go " written on the bottom
ALT: three dogs standing next to each other with the words " way to go " written on the bottom
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 13h
Misread this headline and thought I'd better stick to semi-skimmed
Gold price tops $4,000 for first time as investors seek safe haven
Precious metal having biggest rally since 1970s amid political uncertainty in US, France and Japan
www.theguardian.com
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 13h
39 / 36 / 3 Bangles #popmaster
a woman with pink hair singing into a microphone with the words walk like an egyptian above her
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 13h
36 on round two #popmaster
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 13h
Boo to them. Booooo
a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud .
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 13h
Healing Hands is on the radio #popmaster
a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and making a surprised face .
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 13h
Full house on round one #popmaster
a radiohead album cover with a man 's face on it
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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 1d
Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
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Marc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 15h
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21h
glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 1d
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SUPER FURRY ANIMALS (DRAWING) RINGS AROUND THE WORLD
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 1d
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THE ONES FLAWLESS
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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 17h
"Need some fruit? Step right in and pick up a nice juicy pear. Nyak nyak nyak"
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