Miles Standoffish
milesstandoffish.bsky.social
Miles Standoffish
@milesstandoffish.bsky.social
Disgruntled pilgrim
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Having a crap tom of followers and WAYYY more money than God does NOT qualify someone to be president. Things like wisdom, character and integrity do.
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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There's such a betrayal when a cookie *looks* good, but then it tastes... bad? Like, why did you do this to me? Why did you let down all the cookies of the world?
December 19, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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December 20, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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Offense is the best defense.
Let’s not only protect the Affordable Care Act, let’s create a healthcare system that doesn’t deny treatment or bankrupt families.
December 6, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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Burn 🔥🤣
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Sorry but your thoughts and prayers are out of network
December 5, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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A third of us tried to save two thirds of us from themselves.

They’re about to find out.
November 29, 2024 at 1:58 AM