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working hard? i hardly working her!.
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
working hard? i hardly working her!.
paul thomas anderson : there will be blood
October 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
paul thomas anderson : there will be blood
mother: were you born in a barn?
damon al barn:
damon al barn:
October 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
mother: were you born in a barn?
damon al barn:
damon al barn:
ah, the age-old question. How old are you
October 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
ah, the age-old question. How old are you
flirting with a princess: wow youre so phisticated 🫣🫣 i’ve never met someone as phisticated as you 😍😍😍
September 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
flirting with a princess: wow youre so phisticated 🫣🫣 i’ve never met someone as phisticated as you 😍😍😍
red sky in the morning.. shepherds warning. red sky at night.. shepherds second warning. red sky the next day.. shepherd is going to count down from five and if it’s still a red sky you’re going in time out!!
September 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
red sky in the morning.. shepherds warning. red sky at night.. shepherds second warning. red sky the next day.. shepherd is going to count down from five and if it’s still a red sky you’re going in time out!!
i bet it felt so good to be a critic reviewing the second Step Up movie and deciding on a tagline for the review
September 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
i bet it felt so good to be a critic reviewing the second Step Up movie and deciding on a tagline for the review
we all got that one friend whose bloodline was cursed centuries ago
August 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
we all got that one friend whose bloodline was cursed centuries ago
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Movies shouldn't have a "dreamlike quality". I'm awake for a reason!
August 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Movies shouldn't have a "dreamlike quality". I'm awake for a reason!
is there a mr demeanour 😏 is there a mr information 😏 is there a mr trial 😏 is there a mr carriage of justice 😏 there has to be some sort of mr take 😏 i’m in her cent 😏
August 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
is there a mr demeanour 😏 is there a mr information 😏 is there a mr trial 😏 is there a mr carriage of justice 😏 there has to be some sort of mr take 😏 i’m in her cent 😏
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(walking into a village that’s under a dark curse) man this place fucking sucks
August 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
(walking into a village that’s under a dark curse) man this place fucking sucks
time flies when you're having fun
guy who misunderstood, pulling out a stopwatch and a fly swatter: okay i guess..
guy who misunderstood, pulling out a stopwatch and a fly swatter: okay i guess..
July 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
time flies when you're having fun
guy who misunderstood, pulling out a stopwatch and a fly swatter: okay i guess..
guy who misunderstood, pulling out a stopwatch and a fly swatter: okay i guess..
Good morning to all who celebrate
July 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Good morning to all who celebrate
if I were a worm I would be showing up late to everything. Just in case
July 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
if I were a worm I would be showing up late to everything. Just in case
gf at the function: babe would you still love me if i did the worm
July 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
gf at the function: babe would you still love me if i did the worm
Guy who's named Herbie Hancock, after his parents' two favourite action comedy films of the mid-to-late 2000s
July 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Guy who's named Herbie Hancock, after his parents' two favourite action comedy films of the mid-to-late 2000s
learning to be a magician. for my first trick i will make your card disappear. pick a card, any card. now put it back in the deck. is this your card? no? exactly. 🪄
July 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
learning to be a magician. for my first trick i will make your card disappear. pick a card, any card. now put it back in the deck. is this your card? no? exactly. 🪄
road work ahead? Awesome
July 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
road work ahead? Awesome
the phrase is actually “burying the leed”, in reference to the city of Leeds, which was buried underground. kind of like atlantis
June 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
the phrase is actually “burying the leed”, in reference to the city of Leeds, which was buried underground. kind of like atlantis
i bet guitar george only knows most of the chords
June 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
i bet guitar george only knows most of the chords
waittt i just got why they call it mario kart
June 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
waittt i just got why they call it mario kart
*leaving the house* smash announcer voice: Mr. Phone and Keys!
June 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*leaving the house* smash announcer voice: Mr. Phone and Keys!
im low key like a locked mouse door
May 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
im low key like a locked mouse door
which cardinal is next up out of atlanta ⁉️
April 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
which cardinal is next up out of atlanta ⁉️
fool me once…. shepherds warning ‼️ 😡 fool me twice.. shepherds delight 👨🌾😃
April 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
fool me once…. shepherds warning ‼️ 😡 fool me twice.. shepherds delight 👨🌾😃