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She’s not dead. She’s just having an existential crisis. She’s self-effacing Barbie. ~ narrator 💖✨🐀
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Today on Capitol Hill, a very special episode of Titan arum:
Watch as Mike Johnson tries to oust a decomposing turtle from his well deserved title as the most loathsome, putrid, deceitful, power-seeking, amoral obstructionist in 21st century US Congressional history.
Watch as Mike Johnson tries to oust a decomposing turtle from his well deserved title as the most loathsome, putrid, deceitful, power-seeking, amoral obstructionist in 21st century US Congressional history.
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Today on Capitol Hill, a very special episode of Titan arum:
Watch as Mike Johnson tries to oust a decomposing turtle from his well deserved title as the most loathsome, putrid, deceitful, power-seeking, amoral obstructionist in 21st century US Congressional history.
Watch as Mike Johnson tries to oust a decomposing turtle from his well deserved title as the most loathsome, putrid, deceitful, power-seeking, amoral obstructionist in 21st century US Congressional history.
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These are not police.
By law, they have to identify. If they won’t—copy their plates, call the actual police and let them know you are witnessing armed police impersonators.
By law, they have to identify. If they won’t—copy their plates, call the actual police and let them know you are witnessing armed police impersonators.
June 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
These are not police.
By law, they have to identify. If they won’t—copy their plates, call the actual police and let them know you are witnessing armed police impersonators.
By law, they have to identify. If they won’t—copy their plates, call the actual police and let them know you are witnessing armed police impersonators.
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If you can prove you’re a U.S. citizen, speak up. Do not obstruct, but push back calmly and firmly. Ask these so-called police for their ID—relentlessly.
If you can’t prove you’re a citizen, protect yourself and let others take the front line.
If you can’t prove you’re a citizen, protect yourself and let others take the front line.
June 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you can prove you’re a U.S. citizen, speak up. Do not obstruct, but push back calmly and firmly. Ask these so-called police for their ID—relentlessly.
If you can’t prove you’re a citizen, protect yourself and let others take the front line.
If you can’t prove you’re a citizen, protect yourself and let others take the front line.
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Every question from the senators should have been job specific like this. This demonstrates lack of preparedness. This could have convinced 3 republicans he isn’t the right one for the job
YIKES! Duckworth asks Hegseth to name a country that's in ASEAN. He names three -- none of which are in ASEAN.
"I suggest you do a little homework," she says.
"I suggest you do a little homework," she says.
January 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Every question from the senators should have been job specific like this. This demonstrates lack of preparedness. This could have convinced 3 republicans he isn’t the right one for the job
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
this. this is what i mean when i tell someone they can ‘eat my entire ass.”
it also just occurred to me, this might be my first post on here? welp, guess we’re setting the tone early. 🤷🏻♀️
#blessedimages #bitemyass #jumbomoodeng
it also just occurred to me, this might be my first post on here? welp, guess we’re setting the tone early. 🤷🏻♀️
#blessedimages #bitemyass #jumbomoodeng
November 23, 2024 at 9:27 PM
this. this is what i mean when i tell someone they can ‘eat my entire ass.”
it also just occurred to me, this might be my first post on here? welp, guess we’re setting the tone early. 🤷🏻♀️
#blessedimages #bitemyass #jumbomoodeng
it also just occurred to me, this might be my first post on here? welp, guess we’re setting the tone early. 🤷🏻♀️
#blessedimages #bitemyass #jumbomoodeng