Sonoran Heights Pickleball Club (satire)
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Questions? Contact Kevin Hillstrom ([email protected])
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The Ratings Committee has been made aware of an allegation that some players are manipulating match outcomes to improve their DUPR rating. Yes, I'm referencing you, Heather.
Looks great!!
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Looks great!!
I would require nine months of grueling rehabilitation if somebody asked me to do this on the #pickleball court as a game began.
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I would require nine months of grueling rehabilitation if somebody asked me to do this on the #pickleball court as a game began.
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Area pickleball player confident in out call in a 9-9 game.
September 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Area pickleball player confident in out call in a 9-9 game.
There is no amount of sharing these facts that causes somebody to change their mind.
July 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
There is no amount of sharing these facts that causes somebody to change their mind.
What is something you’d love to have the talent to do (within reason)?
I’ll start … I’d love to have the talent to be part of the Vitamin String Quartet.
I’ll start … I’d love to have the talent to be part of the Vitamin String Quartet.
July 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
What is something you’d love to have the talent to do (within reason)?
I’ll start … I’d love to have the talent to be part of the Vitamin String Quartet.
I’ll start … I’d love to have the talent to be part of the Vitamin String Quartet.
April 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If your customer says "thank you" and it costs YOU tens of millions of dollars ... maybe you did something wrong in developing your business model.
April 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
If your customer says "thank you" and it costs YOU tens of millions of dollars ... maybe you did something wrong in developing your business model.
My sources tell me that Heather sent Rachel Rohrabacher an audition video of her play in the Sonoran Heights #Pickleball Club Championship.
April 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My sources tell me that Heather sent Rachel Rohrabacher an audition video of her play in the Sonoran Heights #Pickleball Club Championship.
77% of Sonoran Heights Residents prefer self-rating to the current #pickleball ratings process. What could possibly go wrong?
April 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
77% of Sonoran Heights Residents prefer self-rating to the current #pickleball ratings process. What could possibly go wrong?
This is the sound that should play every time Heather is eliminated in the Club Championship #pickleball
April 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is the sound that should play every time Heather is eliminated in the Club Championship #pickleball
There is no truth to the rumor that Heather contributed more than $250 of her own money in the Special Board Election today.
April 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
There is no truth to the rumor that Heather contributed more than $250 of her own money in the Special Board Election today.
Heather's April Fools joke was to invite a bunch of 4.0 players to her 4.5 round robin this morning.
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Heather's April Fools joke was to invite a bunch of 4.0 players to her 4.5 round robin this morning.
Developing: Club Member has an unnatural desire to hit a drive in the spirit of Martin Emmrich.
April 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Developing: Club Member has an unnatural desire to hit a drive in the spirit of Martin Emmrich.
Area pickleball player looking for new partners to mirror the success Anna Bright has playing with different partners.
March 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Area pickleball player looking for new partners to mirror the success Anna Bright has playing with different partners.
If you really want to take a walk down memory lane, find a video of Ben Johns playing in the losers bracket of a #pickleball tournament.
March 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you really want to take a walk down memory lane, find a video of Ben Johns playing in the losers bracket of a #pickleball tournament.
At the Sonoran Heights Pickleball Club, Heather has consistently blocked efforts to put promotion/relegation into effect in the club team league.
In a historic first, USL owners have voted to adopt promotion and relegation, sources tell @theathleticfc.bsky.social.
The vote will bring pro-rel to American soccer for the first time. Expected to start in 2028 with the launch of new USL D1 league.
Details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/621...
The vote will bring pro-rel to American soccer for the first time. Expected to start in 2028 with the launch of new USL D1 league.
Details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/621...
Sources: After historic USL vote, promotion, relegation in USA to become reality
The league's owners have agreed to incorporate pro-rel upon the creation of a new first-division league.
www.nytimes.com
March 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
At the Sonoran Heights Pickleball Club, Heather has consistently blocked efforts to put promotion/relegation into effect in the club team league.
The greatest pickleball player in the world is in Mesa today
February 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The greatest pickleball player in the world is in Mesa today