Minimally Useful Industries
@minimallyuseful.com
A dumping ground of all the best and worst ideas of a business dedicated to exploring the world around them in the strangest ways possible.
After seeing a headline that #Zuckerburg looked like a loser in his new glasses, we sent the scientists in the Minimally Useful labs to work. I think it's safe to say that they achieved greatness and we expect #Meta to be reaching out shortly.
January 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
After seeing a headline that #Zuckerburg looked like a loser in his new glasses, we sent the scientists in the Minimally Useful labs to work. I think it's safe to say that they achieved greatness and we expect #Meta to be reaching out shortly.
Not to be outdone by our launch of the Peepers photo sharing site, we now present our TikTok replacement.
Read more about it here:
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#BlueSky #TikTok #TikTokBan #Parody #Funny
Read more about it here:
www.minimallyuseful....
#BlueSky #TikTok #TikTokBan #Parody #Funny
January 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Not to be outdone by our launch of the Peepers photo sharing site, we now present our TikTok replacement.
Read more about it here:
www.minimallyuseful....
#BlueSky #TikTok #TikTokBan #Parody #Funny
Read more about it here:
www.minimallyuseful....
#BlueSky #TikTok #TikTokBan #Parody #Funny
We present our latest innovation. A photo sharing site built on BlueSky. You're welcome.
Read more about it here:
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#BlueSky #Parody #Funny
Read more about it here:
www.minimallyuseful....
#BlueSky #Parody #Funny
January 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We present our latest innovation. A photo sharing site built on BlueSky. You're welcome.
Read more about it here:
www.minimallyuseful....
#BlueSky #Parody #Funny
Read more about it here:
www.minimallyuseful....
#BlueSky #Parody #Funny
We're currently in a training regimen with some favorites to put on the special of the year at Minimally Useful Studios.
December 27, 2024 at 4:21 PM
We're currently in a training regimen with some favorites to put on the special of the year at Minimally Useful Studios.
We heard there was an American Bully that was low on funds looking to get booked against Jake Paul
December 14, 2024 at 6:47 PM
We heard there was an American Bully that was low on funds looking to get booked against Jake Paul
Just a little reminder this #Christmas / #Holidays from your friends at Minimally Useful. We like to jest, in fact it's almost entirely what we do, but remember to look out for each other because the companies out there certainly won't.
December 13, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Just a little reminder this #Christmas / #Holidays from your friends at Minimally Useful. We like to jest, in fact it's almost entirely what we do, but remember to look out for each other because the companies out there certainly won't.
That's how I look during the meeting. Post meeting is more like this but staring at a whisky bottle saying, "no i probably shouldn't"
December 13, 2024 at 4:55 PM
That's how I look during the meeting. Post meeting is more like this but staring at a whisky bottle saying, "no i probably shouldn't"
Word are hard. Think you can do better then show us what you got.
December 11, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Word are hard. Think you can do better then show us what you got.
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 PM
You can't fooll me. I know a demonic space cat when I see one
December 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
You can't fooll me. I know a demonic space cat when I see one
Caption it for yourself and show us what you got.
December 6, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Caption it for yourself and show us what you got.
Love business based stock photos as much as the rest of us, well let's take a few minutes to caption one. #Business #CaptionStock #Funny
December 6, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Love business based stock photos as much as the rest of us, well let's take a few minutes to caption one. #Business #CaptionStock #Funny
"The kids these days with their wild lingo. I'll never get it and fortunately I don't have to." -CEO Chester "Chester" Chestington #CeoChronicles
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 PM
"The kids these days with their wild lingo. I'll never get it and fortunately I don't have to." -CEO Chester "Chester" Chestington #CeoChronicles
"Sometimes the peons just don't know how to spreadsheet" -CEO Pompington Bennowitz III #CeoChronicles
December 4, 2024 at 1:00 PM
"Sometimes the peons just don't know how to spreadsheet" -CEO Pompington Bennowitz III #CeoChronicles
To kick off our fondness of bad AI and labeling pictures, we're kicking off a series of posts we're calling #CeoChronicles. A series of CEOs doing what they do best.
Here is the first, lovingly captioned "Cartel quality control is like a pallbearer, they always let you down"
Here is the first, lovingly captioned "Cartel quality control is like a pallbearer, they always let you down"
December 4, 2024 at 12:03 AM
To kick off our fondness of bad AI and labeling pictures, we're kicking off a series of posts we're calling #CeoChronicles. A series of CEOs doing what they do best.
Here is the first, lovingly captioned "Cartel quality control is like a pallbearer, they always let you down"
Here is the first, lovingly captioned "Cartel quality control is like a pallbearer, they always let you down"