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A dumping ground of all the best and worst ideas of a business dedicated to exploring the world around them in the strangest ways possible.
You have no idea where that has been. This sounds like a great way to get worms or worse
January 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Well we strongly recommend the MVP+1 strategy for all employees when dealing with a hostile work environment.

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Muffled Screams and Broken Dreams: The Great Corporate Time-Heist — Part 3: Survival
Tips, tricks, and treats for surviving your work environment and the introduction to the next great innovation for the office: MVP + 1
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January 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Just add it to the list of places with the dumb mandate for no reason

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Return to Office: A Nightmare Scenario
From bad to worse. Just when work was getting you down, the RTO mandate came in and life was ruined. Again.
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January 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
For everything else there's Placebentinol!

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The Amazing Placebentinol: Miracle Drug
Introducing Placebentinol the wunderdrug. A cure for all with almost no side effects.
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January 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This is definitely the type of ordeal that requires full nudity. Is it even really reverence otherwise?
January 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Puh. What good is one sandal?
January 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We're currently in a training regimen with some favorites to put on the special of the year at Minimally Useful Studios.
December 27, 2024 at 4:21 PM
When every season is layoff season, Squid Games never left.
December 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
That's clearly a knight riding a velociraptor
December 24, 2024 at 12:26 PM
That's why you should follow us. We always make up the truth
December 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Don't let them fool you. They just dump oils in a vat, shove a toddler's face in the concoction and label it whatever the kid says.
December 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM