Minimally Useful Industries
@minimallyuseful.com
A dumping ground of all the best and worst ideas of a business dedicated to exploring the world around them in the strangest ways possible.
We're in talks you acquire tiktok some sources say
January 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We're in talks you acquire tiktok some sources say
After seeing a headline that #Zuckerburg looked like a loser in his new glasses, we sent the scientists in the Minimally Useful labs to work. I think it's safe to say that they achieved greatness and we expect #Meta to be reaching out shortly.
January 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
After seeing a headline that #Zuckerburg looked like a loser in his new glasses, we sent the scientists in the Minimally Useful labs to work. I think it's safe to say that they achieved greatness and we expect #Meta to be reaching out shortly.
Not to be outdone by our launch of the Peepers photo sharing site, we now present our TikTok replacement.
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#BlueSky #TikTok #TikTokBan #Parody #Funny
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#BlueSky #TikTok #TikTokBan #Parody #Funny
January 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Not to be outdone by our launch of the Peepers photo sharing site, we now present our TikTok replacement.
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#BlueSky #TikTok #TikTokBan #Parody #Funny
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#BlueSky #TikTok #TikTokBan #Parody #Funny
We present our latest innovation. A photo sharing site built on BlueSky. You're welcome.
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#BlueSky #Parody #Funny
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#BlueSky #Parody #Funny
January 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We present our latest innovation. A photo sharing site built on BlueSky. You're welcome.
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#BlueSky #Parody #Funny
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#BlueSky #Parody #Funny
There you are. Minding your own business from the comfort of your home being a busy little worker bee. Getting by just fine when suddenly it happens. The #ReturnToOffice mandate...
#RemoteWork #workplace #hybridwork #workfromhome #RTO
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#RemoteWork #workplace #hybridwork #workfromhome #RTO
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Return to Office: A Nightmare Scenario
From bad to worse. Just when work was getting you down, the RTO mandate came in and life was ruined. Again.
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January 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There you are. Minding your own business from the comfort of your home being a busy little worker bee. Getting by just fine when suddenly it happens. The #ReturnToOffice mandate...
#RemoteWork #workplace #hybridwork #workfromhome #RTO
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#RemoteWork #workplace #hybridwork #workfromhome #RTO
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Do you have literally anything wrong with you? Well Minimally Useful Pharmaceuticals has the answer.
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The Amazing Placebentinol: Miracle Drug
Introducing Placebentinol the wunderdrug. A cure for all with almost no side effects.
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January 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Do you have literally anything wrong with you? Well Minimally Useful Pharmaceuticals has the answer.
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Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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January 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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Ever wondered what it would take to amass #ElonMusk levels of wealth or how you could spend it? Well good news! We did the investigative journalism and a whole lotta math to make you feel way worse about yourself.
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Just How Much Is Elon Musk Worth?
A lot. A staggering amount actually. Like Scrooge McDuck would cream his pants at the site of a tenth of Elon's wealth.
By the estimates at the time of writing this, El Señor Musk is worth about $452.2 billion. At least according to the people over at Forbes that
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January 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ever wondered what it would take to amass #ElonMusk levels of wealth or how you could spend it? Well good news! We did the investigative journalism and a whole lotta math to make you feel way worse about yourself.
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Ever wondered what it would take to amass #ElonMusk levels of wealth or how you could spend it? Well good news! We did the investigative journalism and a whole lotta math to make you feel way worse about yourself.
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Just How Much Is Elon Musk Worth?
A lot. A staggering amount actually. Like Scrooge McDuck would cream his pants at the site of a tenth of Elon's wealth.
By the estimates at the time of writing this, El Señor Musk is worth about $452.2 billion. At least according to the people over at Forbes that
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January 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ever wondered what it would take to amass #ElonMusk levels of wealth or how you could spend it? Well good news! We did the investigative journalism and a whole lotta math to make you feel way worse about yourself.
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Who wants to pass us some #Sora credits. We want to test some things out. Definitely not looking to abuse it to make some sequels to Jeffy's Piss palace or anything like that.
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Come on down to Jeffy's Piss Palace
Many have asked what Bezos is going to do now that he's not at amazon. Many more have asked why he forced people to piss in bottles while working for him. We've got the answer to both questions.
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December 27, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Who wants to pass us some #Sora credits. We want to test some things out. Definitely not looking to abuse it to make some sequels to Jeffy's Piss palace or anything like that.
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Now that we're fully into #flu/#covid/#pneumonia/#plague season, we'd like to take a moment to remind you of this amazing invention straight out of Minimally Useful Labs.
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Air Pod Mask Clips
Wearing a mask isn’t the most fun thing on the planet. It makes your face hot, pulls your ears, and funnels those beer burps straight back up your nose. It doesn’t have to be that bad though. That’s why we created the Air Pod mask holder. Just
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December 27, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Now that we're fully into #flu/#covid/#pneumonia/#plague season, we'd like to take a moment to remind you of this amazing invention straight out of Minimally Useful Labs.
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We've seen a lot of complaints about #ElonMusk and #Trump. If you want to give us $300M, we'll gladly buy the next presidency and then we can have some real fun. Like slip-n-slide and ice cold kool-aid when you were 10 levels of fun.
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Buying A President
A Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all ya need. But $100M doesn't hurt either.
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December 27, 2024 at 2:52 PM
We've seen a lot of complaints about #ElonMusk and #Trump. If you want to give us $300M, we'll gladly buy the next presidency and then we can have some real fun. Like slip-n-slide and ice cold kool-aid when you were 10 levels of fun.
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We know going to the doctor isn't fun and paying for it is a nightmare, so we've put together this handy list for navigating medical care during these busy times. Complete with #HealthInsurance tips.
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Visiting a Doctor in a Dystopian Hellscape
As some of you may be aware, going to the doctor is no longer the joyous thrill ride of your doctor recommending laudanum and prescribing you a dildo like the good ol' days. They also aren't willing to swing by your house to check in on you anymore like they
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December 23, 2024 at 7:50 PM
We know going to the doctor isn't fun and paying for it is a nightmare, so we've put together this handy list for navigating medical care during these busy times. Complete with #HealthInsurance tips.
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Did we ever tell you about the time we got a little carried away at the #Christmas party, downed 4 bottles of bathtub eggnog, and stole the secrets to fix #ClimateChange ? Of course we did, because it's awesome.
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Swiping Santa’s Secrets
Minimally Useful is off on another adventure to capture the secret to Santa’s success.
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December 19, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Did we ever tell you about the time we got a little carried away at the #Christmas party, downed 4 bottles of bathtub eggnog, and stole the secrets to fix #ClimateChange ? Of course we did, because it's awesome.
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Ever wonder how #Santa makes it around the entire the entire globe on #Christmas. Well sit back kids as Papa Minimal Useful breaks down some probably correct math for ya.
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Santa’s Secret Weapon — Reindeer Math
Kris Kringle’s Christmas capers explained with some questionable math and fantastic results.
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December 18, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Ever wonder how #Santa makes it around the entire the entire globe on #Christmas. Well sit back kids as Papa Minimal Useful breaks down some probably correct math for ya.
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We are scheduled to head down there next week to talk about our moon base and space whale farms. Anything you want us to ask while we're there?
Tim Cook is the latest tech CEO to meet with Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Tim Cook is the latest tech CEO to meet with Trump at Mar-a-Lago
It’s reportedly his first meeting with Trump since the election.
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December 14, 2024 at 4:28 PM
We are scheduled to head down there next week to talk about our moon base and space whale farms. Anything you want us to ask while we're there?
Just a little reminder this #Christmas / #Holidays from your friends at Minimally Useful. We like to jest, in fact it's almost entirely what we do, but remember to look out for each other because the companies out there certainly won't.
December 13, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Just a little reminder this #Christmas / #Holidays from your friends at Minimally Useful. We like to jest, in fact it's almost entirely what we do, but remember to look out for each other because the companies out there certainly won't.
That's how I look during the meeting. Post meeting is more like this but staring at a whisky bottle saying, "no i probably shouldn't"
December 13, 2024 at 4:55 PM
That's how I look during the meeting. Post meeting is more like this but staring at a whisky bottle saying, "no i probably shouldn't"
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 PM
We're tracking a list of inefficiencies in the Department of Government Efficiency (#DOGE) and just added our thoughts on staffing. Hope you enjoy and let us know your thoughts.
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DOGE Ya Know What I'm Saying
This is the list. The culmination of minutes of effort by the entire staff of Minimally Useful to bash the Department of Government Efficiency for it's inefficiencies.
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December 10, 2024 at 9:38 PM
We're tracking a list of inefficiencies in the Department of Government Efficiency (#DOGE) and just added our thoughts on staffing. Hope you enjoy and let us know your thoughts.
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As innovators of inefficiency, we think we know when we spot an opportunity for some fun and someone trying to do something dumb. So like any self-respecting business genius, we put together a list. #DOGE #ElonMusk
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The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE): A delectable tale of inefficiency
We at Minimally Useful recognize that our very name screams inefficiency, so trust us (lol) when we say, we know something about doing things inefficiently. We have also prided ourselves on various ways of slowing things down and injecting further inefficiencies through malicious compliance. We've covered these in detail in
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December 8, 2024 at 4:25 PM
As innovators of inefficiency, we think we know when we spot an opportunity for some fun and someone trying to do something dumb. So like any self-respecting business genius, we put together a list. #DOGE #ElonMusk
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Love business based stock photos as much as the rest of us, well let's take a few minutes to caption one. #Business #CaptionStock #Funny
December 6, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Love business based stock photos as much as the rest of us, well let's take a few minutes to caption one. #Business #CaptionStock #Funny
It's worth noting that this is a real thing a real CEO has said to us before. #CeoChronicles #Business
"Sometimes the peons just don't know how to spreadsheet" -CEO Pompington Bennowitz III #CeoChronicles
December 6, 2024 at 9:21 PM
It's worth noting that this is a real thing a real CEO has said to us before. #CeoChronicles #Business