Miranda Kai Bourbeau
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Miranda Kai Bourbeau
@mirandakai.bsky.social
(they/he) musician, guinea pig parent, and all around silly little guy :)

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I had no idea this was the "f*** the Yankees" site
October 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you want your kids to stop begging for a guinea pig, look up perineal sac cleaning. They don't tell you about that when you take them home! The things we do for love 🤮 warning: not for the weak of heart or stomach
July 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My new thing is trying not to be humiliated by liking things.
July 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
New habit: replacing "I'm going to kill myself" with "that's going to be a great stand-up bit someday"
July 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@chrisgethard.bsky.social on Bluesky! Finally! Welcome!
July 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I certainly don't *feel* like a real adult, but occasionally I shock myself by having the thought "I should have paid more attention in history class."
July 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Since it's not being talked about much: people in Central Jersey were killed a few days ago in a storm that we were told, until it started, wasn't going to hit us. All of the people who died were driving during a storm that they had no way of knowing about beforehand. #nws #nationalweatherservice
July 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Reposted by Miranda Kai Bourbeau
June 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I've been trying to force a new hyperfixation for years, but this one seems to be taking over whether I like it or not
June 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Reposted by Miranda Kai Bourbeau
<Sob laugh>
June 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just saw "posted 19y ago" under a YouTube video. Is that messed up or what?
June 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
VOTE FOR IZZY!!! 💞 (proud partner repost)
I was nominated for a CRIT award! @critawards.bsky.social Thank you to everyone who nominated me, please vote for me for Best GM | Chaosium. And a huge thank you to @gamemastermonday.bsky.social for making Burnt Creek possible docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
June 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is devastating to read. I'm currently going through this with Medicaid, and I'm sad but not surprised to see that people are losing their lives because of situations like this.
June 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Well, you know what they say: ow.
May 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Why is it so hard to find reference pics for short haircuts that aren't fades? Some of us are embarrassed by our scalp!
May 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I keep wearing my "rats of the world" shirt out in public and then wondering why people are staring at me
May 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Not sure why this was lost media to me for the past 5 years, but I've found it again 😌
Wheezer - Say it Ain't So
YouTube video by Billy Cobb
youtu.be
May 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
me every time I have eggs for breakfast: It's ok, I'll just feel a little sick later.

me later: Ughhhh why do I feel a little sick today?
May 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Why do so many people call it ChatGBT? How do I know what it's called but not the people who use it? You should at least have to know the name of the service you're accessing before you use it as a replacement for your brain.
May 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by Miranda Kai Bourbeau
Average Cost of an ER Visit (No Surgery):
• 🇺🇸 US – $2,600
• 🇨🇦 Canada – $0
• 🇩🇪 Germany – $0
• 🇬🇧 UK – $0
• 🇫🇷 France – $0
• 🇯🇵 Japan – $150

“In America, calling for help comes with a price tag.”
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Not to imply that Medicaid is a flawed system, but finding out that the dentist who traumatized me as a kid is in my Medicaid plan is the least surprising thing ever.
May 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The DMV is survival of the fittest, and baby, I'm disabled 😎
April 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Miranda Kai Bourbeau
April 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
People love to be like "autistic people will never get a date" and then when we date other autistic people, they'll be like "nooooo I meant a normal date, but that's sweet that someone loves you ig." Same for trans people. Surprise: we also like to date people who get us.
April 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM