Andrea Ayres
missafayres.bsky.social
Andrea Ayres
@missafayres.bsky.social
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Perpetually tired
Opinions are mine alone

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October 30, 2023 at 2:49 PM
It’s my favorite time of year
October 30, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Words mean nothing
October 29, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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Order it now for an anniversary rematch!!
so I hear it's been 50 yrs since the intro of megalon & jet jaguar into the godzilla franchise! Perfect timing for my Rivals book w/ @nolapfau.bsky.social which will release from IDW Publishing! I feel like @davidmariotte.bsky.social might've mentioned the anniversary? but memory is so bad lol
October 24, 2023 at 12:07 AM
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2023’s Shortbox Comics Fair is here! I’m part of this amazing @wwacomics.bsky.social roundtable talking about two of my favorite books, featuring black cats, captive princesses, mysterious castles, and more!
ROUNDTABLE: 11 Comics We Love at ShortBox Comics Fair! - WWAC
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! No, not Christmas, we’re talking about ShortBox Comics Fair. The brilliant small press publisher has created something unlike any other comics festival, r...
womenwriteaboutcomics.com
October 23, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Donald Duck trap music
is a thing I just said
October 22, 2023 at 8:55 PM
I know I’m a piece of shit but I can taste the box in boxed water. I cannot do it
October 22, 2023 at 8:05 PM
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Rite Aid, CVS and Walgreens have signaled plans to collectively shutter more than 1,500 stores in the past two years.

Public health experts have already seen the fallout, noting that the first neighborhoods to lose their pharmacies are often predominantly Black, Latinx and low-income.
Drugstore closures are leaving millions without easy access to a pharmacy
Rite Aid, CVS and Walgreens have signaled plans to shutter more than 1,500 stores in the past two years, and public health experts say there’s already been fallout.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 22, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Some People : thanks for catching

Me: thx, omg. Sorry. Wow.
Clearly I like missed an entire grade of school. honestly though I can’t remember sixth grade, I’m like lol did that happen? I will fix this mistake and if I ever make it again you can stab with with a small pencil or something, I dunno.
October 22, 2023 at 5:32 AM
Sometimes when they give regular caffeine instead of decaf I remember what it feels like to be alive
October 21, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Welcome to the hair salon, enjoy your mirror of self loathing.
October 21, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Never mind
My whole day is turning around
October 19, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Each night is like this:
Wake up
Pump
Try to fall back asleep
Slip into a stone cold anxiety panic sweat mania fever dream situation
Wake up
Sometimes I just stay up because it’s easier than dealing with the horrors the mind will conjure
October 19, 2023 at 12:18 PM
This sounds like what guys named Chad call a cumshot
October 19, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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Since some of you seemed into original horror from yours truly, please go download a FREE pdf of my & @marcelobot.bsky.social's Halloween 2022 one-shot Black Square. Use the discount code "blacksquare" and enjoy some spooky sci-fi on us. adamreck.gumroad.com/l/blacksquare
Black Square
Black Square is a sci-fi psychological horror story written by Adam Reck (Battle of the Atom co-host, Bish & Jubez) with artwork by Marcelo Biott (Infracity, Nook, Flytrap, Neverland). Download in...
adamreck.gumroad.com
October 18, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Nun-uh some of us just continue with the emotional turmoil of never living up to their expectations, in an eternal hell of their own creation, but still find comfort hiding behind a corporate trademark
October 18, 2023 at 4:56 AM
I just feel like someone should tell newspaper headlines this too tho
In Opinion 

“A reactionary social media post tells you nothing about what they really think or know, cheapens the discourse and impedes progress,” writes Elizabeth Spiers in a guest essay. “It’s sloganeering masquerading as moral clarity.”
Opinion | I Don’t Have to Post About My Outrage. Neither Do You.
The pressure to make simplistic declarations about the Israel-Gaza war is not helping anyone.
www.nytimes.com
October 17, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Highlight of my night
October 17, 2023 at 2:59 PM
I miss taking an hour at the store trying to choose which stylized printer paper to buy to make my history project really pop
October 17, 2023 at 1:49 AM
@monosynth.oshiok.io I scream 🙀 you are here!!
October 16, 2023 at 11:52 PM
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A joy* how Scholastic’s like, “We value diversity, so we’re put all our diverse titles in a separate but totally totally equal and important section, that everyone can enjoy, equally and separately, and only if they happen to opt in for the diverse books”

*not a joy
October 15, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Not me, a poop head, sitting here with my pump attached for 13 minutes only to look down at my right boob and realized it wasn’t doing anything. Now I have to sit here for an extra 13 minutes. Very salty about this.
October 15, 2023 at 12:17 PM
I never need to read another review of my old video game again, I want this to be the only thing I remember
October 14, 2023 at 11:31 PM
I can’t be the only person to ever accidentally pee on their pants. You know when you sit down and you are like “oh wow thank goodness I got those pants off in time coz this urine is happening”… but then you stand up and you are all “oh I didn’t pull them down enough.”
October 14, 2023 at 4:03 PM