Here it is, my big #EastEnders catch-up thread for people who only see it when they go home for Christmas with the family. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year! KEEP THIS BY YOUR SIDE AT ALL TIMES.

"I broke that Australian musical instrument I was making in art class yesterday."
"Didgeridoo?"
"No, I gave up and fucked off home".

[Ted Danson & Robert Palmer playing tennis]
Ted Danson: Is that 1-0?
Robert Palmer: You might as well face it. You're a dick, Ted, two-love.

I can't stress how much reading this story has become a Christmas tradition for me. Everything Caspar says about it is true. If this is your first time, I can only state my jealousy.

I went to a shop but they didn't have what I needed
So I went to another shop and they had what I needed

Because some damn fool asked, here's a thread about Baxter.

This was taken on the day I brought home Baxter and threw away all hope of an easy life.

Look at him. Absolutely irresistible.

And that's how they get you, the utter bastards

I filmed this brilliant sketch by Miranda Holmes and @joznorris.bsky.social in the summer with Christian Brighty and we had the BEST TIME! Check it out, it's perfect!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHGo...

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Nandor The Relentless!

Working hard to make my feed on here like my feed on the other place, at least how it was up until two years ago.