Miss Morgan
@missmorganno.bsky.social
Someday, I'm gonna live
In your house up on the hill
And when your skinhead neighbor goes missing
I'll plant a garden in the yard then
In your house up on the hill
And when your skinhead neighbor goes missing
I'll plant a garden in the yard then
“If you wouldn’t take their advice then you shouldn’t take their criticisms.”
September 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“If you wouldn’t take their advice then you shouldn’t take their criticisms.”
My therapist called me “Princess” today, and that’s all the validation I needed.
September 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My therapist called me “Princess” today, and that’s all the validation I needed.
“I think I have sleep paralysis or something.”
“That sounds scary as hell, man. You should see a doctor.”
“That sounds scary as hell, man. You should see a doctor.”
August 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“I think I have sleep paralysis or something.”
“That sounds scary as hell, man. You should see a doctor.”
“That sounds scary as hell, man. You should see a doctor.”
I swear I hurt my own feelings for the fucking fun of it. I’m so sad about a friendship breakup because there’s no closure. Just mutual ghosting.
June 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I swear I hurt my own feelings for the fucking fun of it. I’m so sad about a friendship breakup because there’s no closure. Just mutual ghosting.
My sister turned down some corn nuts and said they were for old people. She said this while sitting in a bingo hall. Full of old people. Waiting to play bingo.
March 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My sister turned down some corn nuts and said they were for old people. She said this while sitting in a bingo hall. Full of old people. Waiting to play bingo.
I don’t want your olive branch, thanks. I’ve already mourned what you left me with.
March 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don’t want your olive branch, thanks. I’ve already mourned what you left me with.
I’m getting real fucking sick of companies buying into this sham presidency at the cost of my personal data. No, I don’t follow the VP or President now, so fucking stop making my account follow.
January 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m getting real fucking sick of companies buying into this sham presidency at the cost of my personal data. No, I don’t follow the VP or President now, so fucking stop making my account follow.
Today marks my first full day in remission from cancer.
December 14, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Today marks my first full day in remission from cancer.
I can still hear my mom say “I’m proud of all my kids.” But I worry if she saw me now she wouldn’t feel the same.
December 2, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I can still hear my mom say “I’m proud of all my kids.” But I worry if she saw me now she wouldn’t feel the same.
I had to do a barium swallow for a PET scan today, and my stomach feels like I have lead weights inside it.
November 21, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I had to do a barium swallow for a PET scan today, and my stomach feels like I have lead weights inside it.
I was diagnosed with cancer in May. I have since learned that what I thought I knew about cancer doesn’t even scratch the surface of what it’s actually like to deal with.
November 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I was diagnosed with cancer in May. I have since learned that what I thought I knew about cancer doesn’t even scratch the surface of what it’s actually like to deal with.
Is this where all the cool kids hang out?
November 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Is this where all the cool kids hang out?
I can’t bring myself to delete the texts between me and my momma and it hurts so bad to read them knowing I’ll never speak to her again.
March 3, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I can’t bring myself to delete the texts between me and my momma and it hurts so bad to read them knowing I’ll never speak to her again.
The Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs duet of “Fast Car” damn near drives me to tears. It’s such a beautiful collaboration. “Fast Car” has been one of my favorite songs since I was a child.
February 7, 2024 at 5:36 PM
The Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs duet of “Fast Car” damn near drives me to tears. It’s such a beautiful collaboration. “Fast Car” has been one of my favorite songs since I was a child.
Bob’s Burgers has no business putting out as many bangers as they have.
January 29, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Bob’s Burgers has no business putting out as many bangers as they have.
Puppy hiccups are the cutest thing. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
January 20, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Puppy hiccups are the cutest thing. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
My dad has a pair of mourning doves that live in a nest near his front porch. He named them after himself and my late mom. 🥹
January 17, 2024 at 5:29 PM
My dad has a pair of mourning doves that live in a nest near his front porch. He named them after himself and my late mom. 🥹
I feel like it should be illegal to be good at science and art. Pick a struggle. 😂
January 15, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I feel like it should be illegal to be good at science and art. Pick a struggle. 😂
My puppy snores so fucking loudly. It’s the cutest thing.
January 13, 2024 at 4:13 AM
My puppy snores so fucking loudly. It’s the cutest thing.
I took the LSAT today, and all I want to do is call my mom and tell her how I think I did…
January 12, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I took the LSAT today, and all I want to do is call my mom and tell her how I think I did…
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Please tell me about 2024 book releases I should have on my radar.
January 9, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Please tell me about 2024 book releases I should have on my radar.
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My puppy lost his two front teeth and I can’t stop laughing and cooing at him.
January 2, 2024 at 3:36 PM
My puppy lost his two front teeth and I can’t stop laughing and cooing at him.
“The horrors persist, but so do I.”
December 30, 2023 at 3:17 AM
“The horrors persist, but so do I.”