Mister Fluffers
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REMINDER TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER DRIVEN IN SNOW:
STAY HOME
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January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
REMINDER TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER DRIVEN IN SNOW:
STAY HOME
STAY HOME
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You’d think a man obsessed with his own name, who wants it up in large print on buildings, would be thrilled his name is in the Epstein files so many times. And yet…
Release the Epstein files and mop these despicable fucks up.
Release the Epstein files and mop these despicable fucks up.
January 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
You’d think a man obsessed with his own name, who wants it up in large print on buildings, would be thrilled his name is in the Epstein files so many times. And yet…
Release the Epstein files and mop these despicable fucks up.
Release the Epstein files and mop these despicable fucks up.
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The goal here is martial law. It’s martial law. Let’s be clear about that.
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The goal here is martial law. It’s martial law. Let’s be clear about that.
My numbers for the day. I have the best numbers.
I work in the service industry, reliant on tips.
2025 income: Down -21% from 2024.
Health insurance for 2026: Up 98% from 2025.
Golden. Fucking. Age.
I work in the service industry, reliant on tips.
2025 income: Down -21% from 2024.
Health insurance for 2026: Up 98% from 2025.
Golden. Fucking. Age.
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My numbers for the day. I have the best numbers.
I work in the service industry, reliant on tips.
2025 income: Down -21% from 2024.
Health insurance for 2026: Up 98% from 2025.
Golden. Fucking. Age.
I work in the service industry, reliant on tips.
2025 income: Down -21% from 2024.
Health insurance for 2026: Up 98% from 2025.
Golden. Fucking. Age.
"You know, China intelligently went and they sort of took a monopoly of the world's magnets, and nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody 20 years ago, let's all do magnets."
August 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"You know, China intelligently went and they sort of took a monopoly of the world's magnets, and nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody 20 years ago, let's all do magnets."
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A State Department employee shared with PBS News an image from inside the department. The image includes a piece of paper taped to a mirror with the words, "Colleagues, if you remain: RESIST FASCISM. Remember the oath you vowed to uphold."
July 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A State Department employee shared with PBS News an image from inside the department. The image includes a piece of paper taped to a mirror with the words, "Colleagues, if you remain: RESIST FASCISM. Remember the oath you vowed to uphold."
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Hey happy 4th of July the current president of the United States is completely out of his fucking mind
June 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hey happy 4th of July the current president of the United States is completely out of his fucking mind
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Hey, @schumer.senate.gov :: you better not be playing cute with your language about stopping the SAVE Act. I hope you intend to VOTE NO ON CLOTURE, as opposed to what you did with the CR when you told us you'd vote no on the bill, but still voted YES on cloture. We are in no mood for games.
April 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hey, @schumer.senate.gov :: you better not be playing cute with your language about stopping the SAVE Act. I hope you intend to VOTE NO ON CLOTURE, as opposed to what you did with the CR when you told us you'd vote no on the bill, but still voted YES on cloture. We are in no mood for games.
I'm fully certain that Jared didn't have a short in for the Saudis.
April 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm fully certain that Jared didn't have a short in for the Saudis.
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bernie and AOC are fucking up our strategy of doing nothing
March 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
bernie and AOC are fucking up our strategy of doing nothing
Is that asshat going to play golf again?
March 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Is that asshat going to play golf again?
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Yes, every Tesla CyberTruck was recalled due to shoddy manufacturing. But that shoddy manufacturing occurred while Joe Biden was president.
March 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yes, every Tesla CyberTruck was recalled due to shoddy manufacturing. But that shoddy manufacturing occurred while Joe Biden was president.
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In an act of bravery reminiscent of the acts of courage that periodically occurred in 1930s Germany, this happened at the Kennedy Center. 🙌🙏💪👏👊👇
March 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
In an act of bravery reminiscent of the acts of courage that periodically occurred in 1930s Germany, this happened at the Kennedy Center. 🙌🙏💪👏👊👇
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Whether it's the Navajo code talkers helping to defeat the Nazis or it's Nazis removing all mention of the Navajo code talkers from the US military's website, the conflict between Nazis and Navajo code talkers has continued for over 80 years.
March 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Whether it's the Navajo code talkers helping to defeat the Nazis or it's Nazis removing all mention of the Navajo code talkers from the US military's website, the conflict between Nazis and Navajo code talkers has continued for over 80 years.
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We also used to fly paper planes and throw around apples. Goofy adolescent shit. It was always amusing to push someone's desk until the teacher barked, "What are you doing back there?" I won't say I recommend Detention Hall, but I met a lot of cool people there.
March 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We also used to fly paper planes and throw around apples. Goofy adolescent shit. It was always amusing to push someone's desk until the teacher barked, "What are you doing back there?" I won't say I recommend Detention Hall, but I met a lot of cool people there.
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NEWS: After an emergency meeting of Indivisible groups across the country, Indivisible is officially calling on Senate Minority Leader Schumer to step down from his leadership position. indivisible.org/statements/i...
Indivisible Calls on Schumer to Step Aside
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March 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
NEWS: After an emergency meeting of Indivisible groups across the country, Indivisible is officially calling on Senate Minority Leader Schumer to step down from his leadership position. indivisible.org/statements/i...
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When you are so afraid of Trump calling you Shutdown Schumer that you willingly accept Surrender Schumer as your legacy.
March 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
When you are so afraid of Trump calling you Shutdown Schumer that you willingly accept Surrender Schumer as your legacy.
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You know who else is proud of you @schumer.senate.gov? The 🍊 fuçking 🐖! You sold us out you rat bastard!
#SchumerIsATraitor
#SchumerIsATraitor
"'Proud I did it': Chuck Schumer touts Dem-breaking vote on GOP bill 'act of courage'" Schumer proud that he defied the Democratic base. This needs to end. We need Dem leaders to fear us like the GOP officials fear their base! www.rawstory.com/government-s...
'Proud I did it': Chuck Schumer touts Dem-breaking vote on GOP bill 'act of courage'
A defiant Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) defended his decision Friday to vote in favor of cloture for a Republican-backed funding bill that would avert a looming government shutdown – and...
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March 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You know who else is proud of you @schumer.senate.gov? The 🍊 fuçking 🐖! You sold us out you rat bastard!
#SchumerIsATraitor
#SchumerIsATraitor
Chuck, you continue to disappoint.
March 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Chuck, you continue to disappoint.