Steve Center
@mister-lumpy.bsky.social
Seattle-based record collector, hockey fan, anti-hate crusader.
Very strong ad for Wharton Business School.
Trump says he doesn't know why America can't achieve 25 percent annual economic growth
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Very strong ad for Wharton Business School.
Pixelated Boat dropping knowledge.
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Pixelated Boat dropping knowledge.
This is an objectively shitty thing to see. One of the good things created on the internet is disappearing into the ether. Sad day.
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This is an objectively shitty thing to see. One of the good things created on the internet is disappearing into the ether. Sad day.
Sorry, Bernie. A “Big Tent” does NOT mean “Big Enough for N*zis.”
Bernie about Platner,
“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"
When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."
Bernie: "Ok"
“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"
When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."
Bernie: "Ok"
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sorry, Bernie. A “Big Tent” does NOT mean “Big Enough for N*zis.”
No Kings except King Felix
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
No Kings except King Felix
The sixth trident is up. One win from the World Series. It was loud in there tonight! #Mariners #SeizeTheMoment #TridentsUp
October 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The sixth trident is up. One win from the World Series. It was loud in there tonight! #Mariners #SeizeTheMoment #TridentsUp
Mariners fans, resale tickets for ALCS Game 5 today at 3:08pm have fallen below the $100 mark. This is the time to get to T-Mobile and make some noise. I hereby grant you permission to take Friday afternoon off. #TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Mariners
October 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Mariners fans, resale tickets for ALCS Game 5 today at 3:08pm have fallen below the $100 mark. This is the time to get to T-Mobile and make some noise. I hereby grant you permission to take Friday afternoon off. #TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Mariners
For the bandwagon folks, THIS is what it feels like to be a Mariners fan.
October 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
For the bandwagon folks, THIS is what it feels like to be a Mariners fan.
The Mariners game is still 2+ hours out and my anxiety level is already through the roof. Let’s do this, #Mariners. I want another week of ballgames! #GoMs #SiezeTheMoment #TridentsUp 🔱
October 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Mariners game is still 2+ hours out and my anxiety level is already through the roof. Let’s do this, #Mariners. I want another week of ballgames! #GoMs #SiezeTheMoment #TridentsUp 🔱
This is the funniest thing you will ever watch about a very not funny guy and the horrible crimes he and his friends committed.
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is the funniest thing you will ever watch about a very not funny guy and the horrible crimes he and his friends committed.
Want to make a country great again? Foster a healthy, educated workforce. Free healthcare and education for all. We could do this, but both are run as businesses instead.
Ugh.
Ugh.
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Want to make a country great again? Foster a healthy, educated workforce. Free healthcare and education for all. We could do this, but both are run as businesses instead.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Took longer than I should have to do this (my kid loves them some Drag Race), but I finally cancelled @paramountplus.com. Bari Weiss is now part of CBS news, with a big payday? Yikes. I’m out.
October 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Took longer than I should have to do this (my kid loves them some Drag Race), but I finally cancelled @paramountplus.com. Bari Weiss is now part of CBS news, with a big payday? Yikes. I’m out.
This is the perfect distillation of life as a Mariners fan.
Non-zero chance the Mariners win the next two series but still don't play in the World Series because Trump does something so truly stupid and awful that the World Series is canceled. Constant awareness of every possibility of failure is what it means to be a fan of the most cursed team in sports.
October 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is the perfect distillation of life as a Mariners fan.
BlueSky moderation is no joke. Posted complaining about Ticketmaster (nothing new) and some scammer account pretending to be Ticketmaster tried to phish for personal info. Reported account to BluSky, and it was nuked before I could even block the account.
September 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
BlueSky moderation is no joke. Posted complaining about Ticketmaster (nothing new) and some scammer account pretending to be Ticketmaster tried to phish for personal info. Reported account to BluSky, and it was nuked before I could even block the account.
What the heck, here’s mine; #MLB postseason rooting order:
PASSIONATE
1. Mariners
BANDWAGON
2. Padres
3. Guardians
I LIKE THEM
SURE, I GUESS
4. Tigers
5. Reds
6. Brewers
NOT ROOTING, BUT YOU’RE ALLOWED A WS
7. Cubs
8. Phillies
9. Dodgers
NO
10. Red Sox
HELL NO
11. Blue Jays
12. Yankees
PASSIONATE
1. Mariners
BANDWAGON
2. Padres
3. Guardians
I LIKE THEM
SURE, I GUESS
4. Tigers
5. Reds
6. Brewers
NOT ROOTING, BUT YOU’RE ALLOWED A WS
7. Cubs
8. Phillies
9. Dodgers
NO
10. Red Sox
HELL NO
11. Blue Jays
12. Yankees
September 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What the heck, here’s mine; #MLB postseason rooting order:
PASSIONATE
1. Mariners
BANDWAGON
2. Padres
3. Guardians
I LIKE THEM
SURE, I GUESS
4. Tigers
5. Reds
6. Brewers
NOT ROOTING, BUT YOU’RE ALLOWED A WS
7. Cubs
8. Phillies
9. Dodgers
NO
10. Red Sox
HELL NO
11. Blue Jays
12. Yankees
PASSIONATE
1. Mariners
BANDWAGON
2. Padres
3. Guardians
I LIKE THEM
SURE, I GUESS
4. Tigers
5. Reds
6. Brewers
NOT ROOTING, BUT YOU’RE ALLOWED A WS
7. Cubs
8. Phillies
9. Dodgers
NO
10. Red Sox
HELL NO
11. Blue Jays
12. Yankees
Astros fans have the gall to complain about Mariners fans posting about their team being eliminated, as if their team’s official social media accounts isn’t literally savage.
September 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Astros fans have the gall to complain about Mariners fans posting about their team being eliminated, as if their team’s official social media accounts isn’t literally savage.
Tomorrow will be another in a decades-long string of meaningless September Mariners games.
Except this time, it’s the good type of meaningless.
GoMs. 🔱
Except this time, it’s the good type of meaningless.
GoMs. 🔱
September 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Tomorrow will be another in a decades-long string of meaningless September Mariners games.
Except this time, it’s the good type of meaningless.
GoMs. 🔱
Except this time, it’s the good type of meaningless.
GoMs. 🔱
My experience trying to buy Mariners playoff tickets:
-Correctly used the emailed presale code at 10am
-Able to add 2 tickets to cart
-Clicked “buy”
- @ticketmaster.com then claims I have already purchased purchased the maximum 4 tickets to the event, kicks me out of queue
Zero tickets left.
Boo
-Correctly used the emailed presale code at 10am
-Able to add 2 tickets to cart
-Clicked “buy”
- @ticketmaster.com then claims I have already purchased purchased the maximum 4 tickets to the event, kicks me out of queue
Zero tickets left.
Boo
September 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My experience trying to buy Mariners playoff tickets:
-Correctly used the emailed presale code at 10am
-Able to add 2 tickets to cart
-Clicked “buy”
- @ticketmaster.com then claims I have already purchased purchased the maximum 4 tickets to the event, kicks me out of queue
Zero tickets left.
Boo
-Correctly used the emailed presale code at 10am
-Able to add 2 tickets to cart
-Clicked “buy”
- @ticketmaster.com then claims I have already purchased purchased the maximum 4 tickets to the event, kicks me out of queue
Zero tickets left.
Boo
I’m at the Mariners game and haven’t even bothered to check the Astros score so yeah, all is going well tonight. #GoMs #GoMariners
September 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m at the Mariners game and haven’t even bothered to check the Astros score so yeah, all is going well tonight. #GoMs #GoMariners
Okay cable cutters—as a longtime Mariners fan, I haven’t really needed to worry about postseason baseball. Not so this year🤞. What’s the best option to get access to the networks I will need for postseason broadcasts (ESPN, Fox/FS1, TBS)? Fubo? Hulu+Live TV? #CordCutters #MLBPlayoffs
September 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Okay cable cutters—as a longtime Mariners fan, I haven’t really needed to worry about postseason baseball. Not so this year🤞. What’s the best option to get access to the networks I will need for postseason broadcasts (ESPN, Fox/FS1, TBS)? Fubo? Hulu+Live TV? #CordCutters #MLBPlayoffs
Oh, and you still use twitter/X? More judgement.
You still own a Tesla, huh? Yeah, I judge you. Harshly.
September 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oh, and you still use twitter/X? More judgement.
You still own a Tesla, huh? Yeah, I judge you. Harshly.
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You still own a Tesla, huh? Yeah, I judge you. Harshly.
I stumbled upon this squad’s deep house mixes on YouTube earlier this year and they are SO GOOD. Thought they had hung it up but a new one dropped last week. Highly recommended!
youtu.be/AK3lsBwcFSI?...
youtu.be/AK3lsBwcFSI?...
Minimal House Vinyl mix in a tiny apartment in Japan Vol.5 - by Itou
YouTube video by zah house mix
youtu.be
September 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I stumbled upon this squad’s deep house mixes on YouTube earlier this year and they are SO GOOD. Thought they had hung it up but a new one dropped last week. Highly recommended!
youtu.be/AK3lsBwcFSI?...
youtu.be/AK3lsBwcFSI?...