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Mister Knotts
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Part of the problem.
If anyone knows how to remove spam followers, please, let me know.
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Say hello if you like.

These work for me:
· Stop fucking conservatives.
· Read/listen more; type/talk less.
· Never underestimate fear-filled, undereducated, armed, rules-don't-apply types: LEOs. C-students can be MDs. Imagine cops.
· I apologize in advance if I make a yer mom joke and she's dead.
a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen
ALT: a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen
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I will post this every year without hesitation. Sing along, kids.
The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York (Official Video) [HD Upgrade] - YouTube
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December 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Inconceivable.
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
One thing I'll forever be amused by is how #theleft can have food roasting on the spit, then turn and flay the skin off one another instead.

What
a bunch
of morons.

Shrub shouldn't have come up with "strategery," Democrats should have.
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Vice President and a majority of the official department heads must present a letter to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the House Speaker. The VP becomes the Acting President. #25thAmendment

There are 15 executive department heads and a revolving door of cabinet-level officials.
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
@cardsagainsthumanity.com

I didn't win a thing but you sent a box filled with educational content. Thank you! I love you.

I wonder if you'd consider an education expansion pack for expatriation?

I would buy expansions for:

de-googling
unbanking
extortion
profiting on OF if ugly

Cheers.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The doublespeak is ringing out when rape, racism, fraud, and crimes against humanity get your name on an institute for peace.
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fuck #youtube.
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If this type of reasoning influences you even 1%, you're an idiot. Where Q-Anon's conjecture is wildly misguided folly, it does not embrace a medieval, geocentric egoism. The disregard of the physics in the known cosmos is for children. Grow the fuck up. #astrology
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Let's all watch "Wag The Dog," the heartwarming tale of a head of state caught—photographed—in felonious acts with very young people. To avoid accountability, he orders staff to manufacture an international crisis w/ the help of powerful outside media, propaganda, and gullibility of normal citizens.
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Let's keep them straight as they actively impact America's most crooked men in office today.

Biographer MICHAEL WOLFF, responsible for this week's damning Epstein email leaks

and

Ret. Judge MICHAEL WOLF, identified crimes by Justice Thomas in 2011 and recently published on the dangers of djt
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Watch mikeismakingstuff with me on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/mikeismaking...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
YouTube fed me a reaction video that was a pair of Americans reacting to UK citizens watching a video about Americans.

I could not turn it off quickly and within the first minute there was an expression of surprise by the Americans that they don't celebrate Independence Day.

BAD, YOUTUBE. BAD!
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
New York City is the richest and most vulnerable environment in America for physical, digital & meta data gathering. The dangers of A.I. in this country just got a down payment by the USA's all-time largest recipient of government assistance. ElMo would be nothing without socialism.

#VoteMamdani
Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Educational video to ensure accidents don't happen.
The 30% ABV booze you can make at home (but don't!) 😲
YouTube video by Doin' the Most Brewing
youtube.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
#JaneGoodall final message: “Don’t lose hope.”
YouTube video by ONEST
youtube.com
October 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
When "Grab Them By The Pμssy" is the idol, this is the sound the disciple makes.

youtube.com/shorts/YQ9Nc...
Charlie Kirk’s MISOGYNY #duet #charliekirk #misogyny #liar #whitemen #abuse #women #hate #maga #cult
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk
youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's Tuesday. Non-voters are still selfish cowards. Have a day. Enlist, perhaps.
October 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The horrors she will no longer witness.
'An extraordinary legacy': Tributes after chimpanzee expert Jane Goodall dies age 91
The primatologist was a
www.bbc.com
October 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
THAT'S TWO TUESDAYS IN A ROW WITHOUT RAPTURE AND I'M PISSED OFF.
October 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
#freestuff #whatnot

whatnot.com/invite/mrkno...

Here's $15 to spend anywhere on Whatnot, no minimum, no strings. Bid, buy, offer, or snipe.

Box Breaks, lightning auctions, sellers' shops, music/media, blades, clothes, electronics, surplus, crafts, Halloween, vintage, coins - you name it.
a man in a joker costume with a flower in his tie
ALT: a man in a joker costume with a flower in his tie
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September 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
70% of the world doesn't adhere to the two Corinthians. Telling them they're going to go to hell is... is... eh, fuck it. My plans were ruined today. Regular rain. Not acid, not fire. Just regular. Rapture deeznuts.

#PrayForAlbania
September 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@audacityofdespair.bsky.social

Sure, it might have been a postal worker who delivered it, but I doubt they'll press charges.
September 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Reposted by Mister Knotts
When 97 percent of what's being written about a person is bad, it's very likely that 3 percent of those offering opinions are full of shit.

Our president is an unfit fascist. And open speech without government restriction is an American birthright. Or was. Once.
www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
Trump: ‘It’s no longer free speech.’
The president doubled down on his claims that critical media coverage of him is "illegal."
www.politico.com
September 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think it's Saturday. Gross people are still gross. Bigots are still bigots. The pϖssγ grabber is where he's been for years.

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September 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM