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Mister Social
@mistersocial.bsky.social
· Dec 31
I’d love for you to meet my wife, the NightBitch.
If I met Rosie O’Donnell I’d ask to see her famous impression of a Chinese person.
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If I met Rosie O’Donnell I’d ask to see her famous impression of a Chinese person.
Nothing quite like getting your identity stolen and $10,000 that you don’t have taken out of your account right before the holidays. Merry Christmas. 🙃
December 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Nothing quite like getting your identity stolen and $10,000 that you don’t have taken out of your account right before the holidays. Merry Christmas. 🙃
You’re telling me Santa is going to cum down my chimney?
December 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You’re telling me Santa is going to cum down my chimney?
Am I tripping or is he melting
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Am I tripping or is he melting
I’ve been doing a lot of fusion cooking (mixing ranch with chili crisp for my pizza rolls)
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’ve been doing a lot of fusion cooking (mixing ranch with chili crisp for my pizza rolls)
Entering my tinned fish era
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Entering my tinned fish era
Going to SONIC.png and ordering ICEDRINK.BMF
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Going to SONIC.png and ordering ICEDRINK.BMF
I know I don’t post much, but every now and then I get a wild hare up my ass.
Never Goatse in tall grass, folks.
Never Goatse in tall grass, folks.
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I know I don’t post much, but every now and then I get a wild hare up my ass.
Never Goatse in tall grass, folks.
Never Goatse in tall grass, folks.
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Good morning logging on
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Good morning logging on
W-When is Zombie Santa’s “Feast day”? 😟
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
W-When is Zombie Santa’s “Feast day”? 😟
I have a boil on my back that is ready for harvest. Bring me the ceremonial lance, Pus Boy. 😤
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I have a boil on my back that is ready for harvest. Bring me the ceremonial lance, Pus Boy. 😤
1 Jason
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
1 Jason
Spoiler alert: he kills the baby
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Spoiler alert: he kills the baby
Would you rather be stuck in a theater on cocaine with Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson or stuck in a theater completely sober with the Blank Check and How Did This Get Made crew
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Would you rather be stuck in a theater on cocaine with Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson or stuck in a theater completely sober with the Blank Check and How Did This Get Made crew
Winter weather advisories are nice. I’m going to start giving people advisories for how I’m going to behave next time I see them.
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Winter weather advisories are nice. I’m going to start giving people advisories for how I’m going to behave next time I see them.
I just want people to look at me and say “He just like me fr”
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I just want people to look at me and say “He just like me fr”
How I’m tryna be 😏
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
How I’m tryna be 😏
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Starting my all cheeseburger diet today 🍔 ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Starting my all cheeseburger diet today 🍔 ❤️
Tame Impala music exists solely to be played in marijuana dispensaries
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Tame Impala music exists solely to be played in marijuana dispensaries
Gooning IS a hobby
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Gooning IS a hobby
This is what I’m seeing on Facebook today from both sides of the political spectrum
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This is what I’m seeing on Facebook today from both sides of the political spectrum
I went to a party and somebody ruined their scalloped potatoes by adding rosemary. Do NOT put rosemary in the fuckin scalloped potatoes!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I went to a party and somebody ruined their scalloped potatoes by adding rosemary. Do NOT put rosemary in the fuckin scalloped potatoes!!!!
1 like and I’ll eat an entire bag of Intense Nacho Taki’s
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
1 like and I’ll eat an entire bag of Intense Nacho Taki’s
How do you guys like my Pokemon evolution line?
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
How do you guys like my Pokemon evolution line?