Mister Univers
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Geriatric Millennial yelling at The Cloud
Options for artists forced to perform at the Kennedy Center:
- John Cage’s 4’33”
- Ave Maria (off-key)
- Macho Man (on repeat)
- John Cage’s 4’33”
- Ave Maria (off-key)
- Macho Man (on repeat)
December 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Options for artists forced to perform at the Kennedy Center:
- John Cage’s 4’33”
- Ave Maria (off-key)
- Macho Man (on repeat)
- John Cage’s 4’33”
- Ave Maria (off-key)
- Macho Man (on repeat)
Modern science will either save us or kill us all.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Modern science will either save us or kill us all.
I’ve been wondering lately what incompetence would lead to this outcome:
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve been wondering lately what incompetence would lead to this outcome:
I’m at the “this is a nice jar, I should keep it” stage of adulthood #geriatricmillenial
December 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m at the “this is a nice jar, I should keep it” stage of adulthood #geriatricmillenial
I sincerely hope that, once all of this [gestures around him] is done, we don’t just “go back to normal.” There is no normal anymore. We need new norms.
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I sincerely hope that, once all of this [gestures around him] is done, we don’t just “go back to normal.” There is no normal anymore. We need new norms.
“It’s not easy being human furniture, but this is what dadd- I mean, what *the country* asked of me.”
December 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“It’s not easy being human furniture, but this is what dadd- I mean, what *the country* asked of me.”
The government is now just internet trolls and the U.S. is its lolcow. No, I won’t explain further.
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The government is now just internet trolls and the U.S. is its lolcow. No, I won’t explain further.
Times New Roman? Maybe that fits with his Regional Car Dealership Rococo aesthetic. A *real* god-emperor would have chosen Trajan.
Font of ‘wasteful’ diversity: Trump’s state department orders return to Times New Roman
Memo from Marco Rubio reportedly said cutting Calibri from official communication would ‘abolish yet another wasteful DEIA program’
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Times New Roman? Maybe that fits with his Regional Car Dealership Rococo aesthetic. A *real* god-emperor would have chosen Trajan.
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
If you are feeling sad today, just remind yourself you’re not Mike Johnson making this face on camera.
Mike Johnson Is FREAKED By The Epstein Vote. So What's Really Up His Ass? www.wonkette.com/p/mike-johns...
Mike Johnson Is FREAKED By The Epstein Vote. So What's Really Up His Ass?
We have some guesses!
www.wonkette.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you are feeling sad today, just remind yourself you’re not Mike Johnson making this face on camera.
“Nation… shocked?… as con artist plays shell game with bombshell Epstein files. More at 11.”
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Nation… shocked?… as con artist plays shell game with bombshell Epstein files. More at 11.”
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Babe, wake up. New meme template just dropped.
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Babe, wake up. New meme template just dropped.
Love this for her!
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Love this for her!
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
“How did WW3 start?”
“Well, someone posted a really stupid Sora video to Facebook…”
“Well, someone posted a really stupid Sora video to Facebook…”
October 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“How did WW3 start?”
“Well, someone posted a really stupid Sora video to Facebook…”
“Well, someone posted a really stupid Sora video to Facebook…”
Ok I admit this seems like a legit use for AI.
A data hoarder set up a searchable archive of the Epstein docs released by the House Oversight Committee. Used OCR and a self-hosted AI to analyze and categorize them.
Actually useful bc the docs were released as disorganized jpeg files in a giant Google Drive
www.404media.co/data-hoarder...
Actually useful bc the docs were released as disorganized jpeg files in a giant Google Drive
www.404media.co/data-hoarder...
Data Hoarder Uses AI to Create Searchable Database of Epstein Files
The open source project has been mirrored as a torrent file and represents one of the easiest ways to navigate a messy data dump.
www.404media.co
October 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ok I admit this seems like a legit use for AI.
This is an important development.
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is an important development.
Welcome to SlopSpace!
With the launch of Sora 2, OpenAI has opened a new chapter in addictive, and some worry dangerous, AI video content.
Kiss reality goodbye: AI-generated social media has arrived
With the launch of Sora 2, OpenAI has opened a new chapter in addictive, and some worry dangerous, AI video content.
n.pr
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Welcome to SlopSpace!
I’m not saying it’s the same, but “shared clinical decision-making” is giving crisis pregnancy center.
BREAKING NEWS: The group voted to require people who want a shot to be briefed on harms and benefits and tried but failed to pass a requirement for a prescription.
CDC advisers vote to add new COVID vaccines rules that could discourage uptake
The group voted to require people who want a shot to be briefed on harms and benefits and tried but failed to pass a requirement for a prescription.
n.pr
September 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m not saying it’s the same, but “shared clinical decision-making” is giving crisis pregnancy center.
1) I’m no expert on extremely online niche political movements but - hoo boy - we’re in for a wild ride.
2) Sometimes I think social media shouldn’t have been invented.
3) I’m aware of the irony here.
2) Sometimes I think social media shouldn’t have been invented.
3) I’m aware of the irony here.
Groypers - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
1) I’m no expert on extremely online niche political movements but - hoo boy - we’re in for a wild ride.
2) Sometimes I think social media shouldn’t have been invented.
3) I’m aware of the irony here.
2) Sometimes I think social media shouldn’t have been invented.
3) I’m aware of the irony here.
How Protein-Packed Junk Food Could Make America Fit Again
(Someone needs to pay the interns at Forbes.)
(Someone needs to pay the interns at Forbes.)
August 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
How Protein-Packed Junk Food Could Make America Fit Again
(Someone needs to pay the interns at Forbes.)
(Someone needs to pay the interns at Forbes.)
Being upset that Cracker Barrel is updating its brand is just another example of mourning a past that never existed.
August 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Being upset that Cracker Barrel is updating its brand is just another example of mourning a past that never existed.
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Chuck E Cheese recently announced a new adult-focused restaurant concept. Is it too late to submit my concept for its mascot? Presenting: Charles Edward Fromage
July 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Chuck E Cheese recently announced a new adult-focused restaurant concept. Is it too late to submit my concept for its mascot? Presenting: Charles Edward Fromage