Jacob Crouch
@misteryacob.bsky.social
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Jacob Crouch
@misteryacob.bsky.social
· May 22
A sincere welcome back to George Kirby, the best pitcher in baseball who also looks like a minor character in a John Steinbeck novel
As both a Mariners fan and a Steinbeck fan, this is the content that I’m here for.
Canner with the buzzer beater!! 🦑🏒
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Canner with the buzzer beater!! 🦑🏒
Go home, Ravens-Steelers. You’re drunk.
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Go home, Ravens-Steelers. You’re drunk.
#1 seed, LFG!!
darth vader in a dark room with the words if you only knew the power of the dark side
Alt: darth vader in a dark room with the words if you only knew the power of the dark side
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January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
#1 seed, LFG!!
Hawks D:
a basketball player in a red jersey with the number 55 on it
Alt: Dikembe Mutombo says no.
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January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Hawks D:
The sugar bowl!!
a group of police officers are chasing a man who is running down the street .
Alt: a group of police officers are chasing a man who is running down the street .
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January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
The sugar bowl!!
You will be visited by three spirits:
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
You will be visited by three spirits:
JSN IS THE TRUTH.
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
JSN IS THE TRUTH.
Football is fun 💙💚
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Football is fun 💙💚
You cannot stop George Holani; you can only hope to contain him.
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You cannot stop George Holani; you can only hope to contain him.
I actually think about this all the time. Even as a kid, the color balance of the Seahawks, Sonics, and M’s always struck me as exquisitely satisfying.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I actually think about this all the time. Even as a kid, the color balance of the Seahawks, Sonics, and M’s always struck me as exquisitely satisfying.
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We have friends everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
We have friends everywhere
Bryan MF’n Woo!!
Wu Tang GIF
Alt: Wu Tang GIF
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October 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Bryan MF’n Woo!!
JP turning the acrobatic double play!!
a man in a suit says " o captain my captain " in white letters
Alt: a man in a suit says " o captain my captain " in white letters
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October 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
JP turning the acrobatic double play!!
Kraken beat the Leafs in OT in Toronto!! A good omen for M’s - Jays game 6 tomorrow 🦑🔱
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Kraken beat the Leafs in OT in Toronto!! A good omen for M’s - Jays game 6 tomorrow 🦑🔱
Me right now:
Go M’s
Go M’s
a man in a blue suit is screaming and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion
ALT: a man in a blue suit is screaming and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion
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October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Me right now:
Go M’s
Go M’s
M’s head home from Toronto with a 2-0 series lead!! 💙💙🔱🔱
a mcdonald 's advertisement with a trident on the field
Alt: My beloved Julio lifts the trident
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October 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
M’s head home from Toronto with a 2-0 series lead!! 💙💙🔱🔱
The tv broadcast showed a Jays fan in a Leafs jersey and… man… talk about bad playoff juju.
a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them is saying bad ju-ju !
Alt: a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them is saying bad ju-ju !
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October 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The tv broadcast showed a Jays fan in a Leafs jersey and… man… talk about bad playoff juju.
M’s go up 9-3 in the 7th.
a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in a car seat
ALT: a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in a car seat
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October 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
M’s go up 9-3 in the 7th.
Speed demon Mitch Garver with the leadoff triple, just like we all expected.
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Speed demon Mitch Garver with the leadoff triple, just like we all expected.
You cannot stop Jorge Polanco; you can only hope to contain him.
a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` unstoppable '' written on her face .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` unstoppable '' written on her face .
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October 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You cannot stop Jorge Polanco; you can only hope to contain him.
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The Mariners threw 100 pitches total in this game. Unreal.
The Blue Jays went 1 for 28 after that first pitch home run.
The Blue Jays went 1 for 28 after that first pitch home run.
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Mariners threw 100 pitches total in this game. Unreal.
The Blue Jays went 1 for 28 after that first pitch home run.
The Blue Jays went 1 for 28 after that first pitch home run.
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You can’t script it. The Mariners are willed to victory by Humpy the fish finally winning his first race in the middle of the 15th inning. The crowd chants “Humpy Humpy” as the trident crosses off the ALDS win.
October 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You can’t script it. The Mariners are willed to victory by Humpy the fish finally winning his first race in the middle of the 15th inning. The crowd chants “Humpy Humpy” as the trident crosses off the ALDS win.