51 should be a prime number. Just look at it. Ridiculous!
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
51 should be a prime number. Just look at it. Ridiculous!
Reposted by Mitch Lerner
Total cook time for tea:
Boil water: 5 min
Forget you boiled water: 60 min
Boil water again: 3 min
Start tea steeping: 1 min
Forget the tea is steeping: 30 min
The tea is now cold, so microwave it: 2 min
Boil water: 5 min
Forget you boiled water: 60 min
Boil water again: 3 min
Start tea steeping: 1 min
Forget the tea is steeping: 30 min
The tea is now cold, so microwave it: 2 min
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Total cook time for tea:
Boil water: 5 min
Forget you boiled water: 60 min
Boil water again: 3 min
Start tea steeping: 1 min
Forget the tea is steeping: 30 min
The tea is now cold, so microwave it: 2 min
Boil water: 5 min
Forget you boiled water: 60 min
Boil water again: 3 min
Start tea steeping: 1 min
Forget the tea is steeping: 30 min
The tea is now cold, so microwave it: 2 min
One must wait in line and buy the coffee before taking a seat at a busy coffee shop.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
One must wait in line and buy the coffee before taking a seat at a busy coffee shop.
Iberia air safety video is unhinged. Auteur-industrial pop. grupo.iberia.com/videos/detai...
grupo.iberia.com
September 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Iberia air safety video is unhinged. Auteur-industrial pop. grupo.iberia.com/videos/detai...
The masculine urge to have a larger car than necessary in case of “moving stuff”
August 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The masculine urge to have a larger car than necessary in case of “moving stuff”
The new South Park is very good
July 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The new South Park is very good
Reposted by Mitch Lerner
somehow big balls returned
June 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
somehow big balls returned
In how many directions can you wag a dog before you rip it in half?
June 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
In how many directions can you wag a dog before you rip it in half?
Two sacks of turned deli meat flapping at each others folds as the sun sets and the village burns
June 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Two sacks of turned deli meat flapping at each others folds as the sun sets and the village burns
I resent having to take Chris Yarvin seriously. Guy doesn’t even know how to lean
June 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I resent having to take Chris Yarvin seriously. Guy doesn’t even know how to lean
Elon’s time in politics:
June 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Elon’s time in politics:
Ok Clark. If you took out the trash that’d be super man
May 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ok Clark. If you took out the trash that’d be super man
Trump every morning
April 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Trump every morning
Why do all my spices start with C
April 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Why do all my spices start with C
When life gives you lemons, sell them. CarMax
January 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When life gives you lemons, sell them. CarMax
There’s no time like the present. But there is a present like the time. Casio.
December 24, 2024 at 5:31 AM
There’s no time like the present. But there is a present like the time. Casio.
Babe do you want Locust or Race
August 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Babe do you want Locust or Race
Has anybody checked on the Hillbilly Elegy casting couch?
July 25, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Has anybody checked on the Hillbilly Elegy casting couch?
Sitting in Tender Greens, disassociating as Steely Dan plays over the speakers and an endless parade of Kamala memes scroll by.
July 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Sitting in Tender Greens, disassociating as Steely Dan plays over the speakers and an endless parade of Kamala memes scroll by.
Just need to say that Emma Stone is incredible in The Curse. Some of the best egoless acting out there.
July 17, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Just need to say that Emma Stone is incredible in The Curse. Some of the best egoless acting out there.
Want to feel gratitude? Walk into a DMV only to pee. Then leave and go about your day.
July 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Want to feel gratitude? Walk into a DMV only to pee. Then leave and go about your day.
The White House tonight:
July 6, 2024 at 2:03 AM
The White House tonight:
Can I be a morning person?
*gets up at 6am once*
No.
*gets up at 6am once*
No.
May 31, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Can I be a morning person?
*gets up at 6am once*
No.
*gets up at 6am once*
No.
We are months away from a cultural comeback for Mumford & Sons. Whiffs of earnest banjo in the ether.
May 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
We are months away from a cultural comeback for Mumford & Sons. Whiffs of earnest banjo in the ether.
The pharmacy’s shelf of Close Shaves
May 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
The pharmacy’s shelf of Close Shaves