Mitchell Nobis
@mitchnobis.bsky.social
http://mitchnobis.com
Writer (poetry & fiction). Doofus. Old man hooper. Metro Detroit. Posts are my own, obviously—that's why I said it & not my employer, parents, or dog.
Also: WNS @wns-at-ksf.bsky.social & NAWP @notatawp.bsky.social
Writer (poetry & fiction). Doofus. Old man hooper. Metro Detroit. Posts are my own, obviously—that's why I said it & not my employer, parents, or dog.
Also: WNS @wns-at-ksf.bsky.social & NAWP @notatawp.bsky.social
The best/worst part is it was such a bad shot that it was a perfect pass. Another teammate ran by and just said "great pass," and he wasn't wrong.
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The best/worst part is it was such a bad shot that it was a perfect pass. Another teammate ran by and just said "great pass," and he wasn't wrong.
Just in time, turns out.
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Just in time, turns out.
Also, playing old man rec league a good decade longer than is probably smart means waking up with body parts that just don't work anymore.
ME: Um, what's going on? Why aren't you moving?
MY LEFT WRIST: Don't wanna.
ME: I don't remember you getting hurt.
MLW: Yeah no, just don't wanna.
ME: Um, what's going on? Why aren't you moving?
MY LEFT WRIST: Don't wanna.
ME: I don't remember you getting hurt.
MLW: Yeah no, just don't wanna.
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Also, playing old man rec league a good decade longer than is probably smart means waking up with body parts that just don't work anymore.
ME: Um, what's going on? Why aren't you moving?
MY LEFT WRIST: Don't wanna.
ME: I don't remember you getting hurt.
MLW: Yeah no, just don't wanna.
ME: Um, what's going on? Why aren't you moving?
MY LEFT WRIST: Don't wanna.
ME: I don't remember you getting hurt.
MLW: Yeah no, just don't wanna.
Thank you.
a basketball player from the indiana pacers looks to his left
ALT: a basketball player from the indiana pacers looks to his left
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February 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Thank you.
Don't break my heart, Koko B. Ware.
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Don't break my heart, Koko B. Ware.
Yeah, the second I posted that, people started letting me know. I had no idea, but love it!
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Yeah, the second I posted that, people started letting me know. I had no idea, but love it!
I'm being told that even professional wrestling has "red" and "blue" companies, and now I kind of really want to know how Koko the Birdman votes.
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I'm being told that even professional wrestling has "red" and "blue" companies, and now I kind of really want to know how Koko the Birdman votes.
I just learned that! Very cool and good to know.
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I just learned that! Very cool and good to know.
Thank you! I don't follow it and didn't realize pro wrestling has a butthole company and a good dudes company. Very cool!
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Thank you! I don't follow it and didn't realize pro wrestling has a butthole company and a good dudes company. Very cool!
Oh man, climbing is something my large clumsy behind could never pull off. Very cool!
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Oh man, climbing is something my large clumsy behind could never pull off. Very cool!
Looking good, dude!
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Looking good, dude!
Dante Exum's name was made in a lab for name some guys.
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Dante Exum's name was made in a lab for name some guys.
It is an A+ future "name some guys" trade, though.
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It is an A+ future "name some guys" trade, though.
Pop would not suffer my typo, especially in his name for crying out loud. My apologies to Pop.
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Pop would not suffer my typo, especially in his name for crying out loud. My apologies to Pop.