Mitchell Nobis
@mitchnobis.bsky.social
http://mitchnobis.com
Writer (poetry & fiction). Doofus. Old man hooper. Metro Detroit. Posts are my own, obviously—that's why I said it & not my employer, parents, or dog.
Also: WNS @wns-at-ksf.bsky.social & NAWP @notatawp.bsky.social
Writer (poetry & fiction). Doofus. Old man hooper. Metro Detroit. Posts are my own, obviously—that's why I said it & not my employer, parents, or dog.
Also: WNS @wns-at-ksf.bsky.social & NAWP @notatawp.bsky.social
Pinned
Hey! Here, have a pinned thread of my writer stuff.
First, my debut poetry collection came out in June. I'm proud of it. Readers have said it's good, so that's cool. You can get it all the usual places—my favorite is asking an indie bookstore to order it for you via Ingram.
First, my debut poetry collection came out in June. I'm proud of it. Readers have said it's good, so that's cool. You can get it all the usual places—my favorite is asking an indie bookstore to order it for you via Ingram.
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
In other news, coffee grinders make terrible teachers and your ottoman makes a lousy tennis coach.
"LLMs identified relevant conditions in fewer than 34.5 percent of cases."
www.404media.co/chatbots-hea...
www.404media.co/chatbots-hea...
Chatbots Make Terrible Doctors, New Study Finds
Chatbots provided incorrect, conflicting medical advice, researchers found: “Despite all the hype, AI just isn't ready to take on the role of the physician.”
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
In other news, coffee grinders make terrible teachers and your ottoman makes a lousy tennis coach.
Has new jack swing ever had a comeback? If not, seems like it's overdue. Someone with influence get Teddy Riley on the horn.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Has new jack swing ever had a comeback? If not, seems like it's overdue. Someone with influence get Teddy Riley on the horn.
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The phrase that keeps floating up for me after watching the Bad Bunny performance:
“I, too, sing America” —Langston Hughes
“I, too, sing America” —Langston Hughes
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
The phrase that keeps floating up for me after watching the Bad Bunny performance:
“I, too, sing America” —Langston Hughes
“I, too, sing America” —Langston Hughes
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"I can't understand Bad Bunny's lyrics"
yeah well Rage Against The Machine's lyrics are in english and apparently you can't understand those either
yeah well Rage Against The Machine's lyrics are in english and apparently you can't understand those either
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
"I can't understand Bad Bunny's lyrics"
yeah well Rage Against The Machine's lyrics are in english and apparently you can't understand those either
yeah well Rage Against The Machine's lyrics are in english and apparently you can't understand those either
Well I guess it turns out I have never heard Kenneth Walker speak until now.
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Well I guess it turns out I have never heard Kenneth Walker speak until now.
Jesus would tell you to stay on the hiking trail and not ruin the local vegetation, hoss.
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Jesus would tell you to stay on the hiking trail and not ruin the local vegetation, hoss.
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
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Announcers should only reference halftime show landmarks now. "Walker is open in the sugarcane fueld, tackled near the domino table and it's second down"
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Announcers should only reference halftime show landmarks now. "Walker is open in the sugarcane fueld, tackled near the domino table and it's second down"
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Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America.
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February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America.
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Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
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Highlight of the Super Bowl for my kids by far at this point is Adam Sandler in the crowd.
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Highlight of the Super Bowl for my kids by far at this point is Adam Sandler in the crowd.
Anyway thanks to the 3 of you who aren't AI "ladies" searching for a lonely man or whatever. Sheesh there's a lot of them.
For whatever reason, I have a lot of new followers, at least 3 of whom might not be booty bots, so if you're wondering why I talk so much about writing and basketball, it's because that's kinda what I do lately. Basketball novel coming...someday?
Hey! Here, have a pinned thread of my writer stuff.
First, my debut poetry collection came out in June. I'm proud of it. Readers have said it's good, so that's cool. You can get it all the usual places—my favorite is asking an indie bookstore to order it for you via Ingram.
First, my debut poetry collection came out in June. I'm proud of it. Readers have said it's good, so that's cool. You can get it all the usual places—my favorite is asking an indie bookstore to order it for you via Ingram.
February 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Anyway thanks to the 3 of you who aren't AI "ladies" searching for a lonely man or whatever. Sheesh there's a lot of them.
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We’re coming up on episode 8 of the @inthreepoems.bsky.social poetry podcast. If you haven’t listened yet, here’s a flashback to sixty seconds of episode 2 with @mitchnobis.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
We’re coming up on episode 8 of the @inthreepoems.bsky.social poetry podcast. If you haven’t listened yet, here’s a flashback to sixty seconds of episode 2 with @mitchnobis.bsky.social
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Making the rounds this week among Christian progressives: new poem by Rob Hardy, poet laureate, Northfield, MN. Yes, the protests and all the work being done to throw sand in the gears and provide aid to those at home and being released from Whipple are a kind of liturgy — “work of the people.” ⚓️
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Making the rounds this week among Christian progressives: new poem by Rob Hardy, poet laureate, Northfield, MN. Yes, the protests and all the work being done to throw sand in the gears and provide aid to those at home and being released from Whipple are a kind of liturgy — “work of the people.” ⚓️
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Everybody chuck wang tonight.
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Everybody chuck wang tonight.
The groupchat has expressed concern over this excellent Detroit Pistons team having only 1-2 top-notch nicknames. Beef Stew is of course great & Big Dawg for JD suffices, but we need more. Might need a very special episode of @oobh.bsky.social to address this.
The groupchat is aware that Boston and New York got better with trades, to which the groupchat says, this just means Kevin Heurter has to be GOOD Kevin Huerter, and to guarantee that, he needs to follow in Duncan Robinson's footsteps and grow the 'stache.
February 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The groupchat has expressed concern over this excellent Detroit Pistons team having only 1-2 top-notch nicknames. Beef Stew is of course great & Big Dawg for JD suffices, but we need more. Might need a very special episode of @oobh.bsky.social to address this.
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If I were a billionaire yes I would occasionally swim in my money, but I would also spend most of my time going on adventures with my grandnephews and my below-average IQ pilot
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
If I were a billionaire yes I would occasionally swim in my money, but I would also spend most of my time going on adventures with my grandnephews and my below-average IQ pilot
For whatever reason, I have a lot of new followers, at least 3 of whom might not be booty bots, so if you're wondering why I talk so much about writing and basketball, it's because that's kinda what I do lately. Basketball novel coming...someday?
Hey! Here, have a pinned thread of my writer stuff.
First, my debut poetry collection came out in June. I'm proud of it. Readers have said it's good, so that's cool. You can get it all the usual places—my favorite is asking an indie bookstore to order it for you via Ingram.
First, my debut poetry collection came out in June. I'm proud of it. Readers have said it's good, so that's cool. You can get it all the usual places—my favorite is asking an indie bookstore to order it for you via Ingram.
February 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
For whatever reason, I have a lot of new followers, at least 3 of whom might not be booty bots, so if you're wondering why I talk so much about writing and basketball, it's because that's kinda what I do lately. Basketball novel coming...someday?
Guys, my 11yo took to this like he was born for the task.
There are loud boos every time Brunson has the ball
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Guys, my 11yo took to this like he was born for the task.
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Fight fascism and make lit mags with your friends!
February 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Fight fascism and make lit mags with your friends!
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Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist
February 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist
DEEETROIT!
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
DEEETROIT!