Mitchell Nobis
@mitchnobis.bsky.social
http://mitchnobis.com
Writer (poetry & fiction). Doofus. Old man hooper. Metro Detroit. Posts are my own, obviously—that's why I said it & not my employer, parents, or dog.
Also: WNS @wns-at-ksf.bsky.social & NAWP @notatawp.bsky.social
Writer (poetry & fiction). Doofus. Old man hooper. Metro Detroit. Posts are my own, obviously—that's why I said it & not my employer, parents, or dog.
Also: WNS @wns-at-ksf.bsky.social & NAWP @notatawp.bsky.social
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Hey! Here, have a pinned thread of my writer stuff.
First, my debut poetry collection came out in June. I'm proud of it. Readers have said it's good, so that's cool. You can get it all the usual places—my favorite is asking an indie bookstore to order it for you via Ingram.
First, my debut poetry collection came out in June. I'm proud of it. Readers have said it's good, so that's cool. You can get it all the usual places—my favorite is asking an indie bookstore to order it for you via Ingram.
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It’s just racism. There’s no immigration problem
The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
It’s just racism. There’s no immigration problem
If and when my basketball novel gets published and you get to the part about the coach hosting remarkable dinners for the team, that's totally my idea and an original thought and absolutely not lifted straight from Popp lore. Totally. Really. Yep.
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
If and when my basketball novel gets published and you get to the part about the coach hosting remarkable dinners for the team, that's totally my idea and an original thought and absolutely not lifted straight from Popp lore. Totally. Really. Yep.
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I don't know how this event is tomorrow already, but it is, so register today to join us! Three amazing poets! NAWP!
NAWP reading for February! Three amazing poets with new books! Join us to hear from @saycarey1.bsky.social, @maudlavin.bsky.social, & @clairemtaylor.com!
Register at the eventbrite link:
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
NAWP!
Register at the eventbrite link:
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
NAWP!
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I don't know how this event is tomorrow already, but it is, so register today to join us! Three amazing poets! NAWP!
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Little reminder that I have a 63-page, book-length poem made from an erasure of the novelization of Ang Lee's HULK if any amazing press wants to take a chance on this absolute weirdness...
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Little reminder that I have a 63-page, book-length poem made from an erasure of the novelization of Ang Lee's HULK if any amazing press wants to take a chance on this absolute weirdness...
It brings me no joy to let you all know that Wendell Moore Jr. was cooking at the MC Cruise game on Sunday.
The Pistons will need to include another player or waive a player to make room for the two-for-one.
Jaden Ivey for Kevin Huerter works straight up.
Dario Saric will go into the $14.1 million Dennis Schroder trade exception. They have $8.7 million remaining in it.
Jaden Ivey for Kevin Huerter works straight up.
Dario Saric will go into the $14.1 million Dennis Schroder trade exception. They have $8.7 million remaining in it.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
It brings me no joy to let you all know that Wendell Moore Jr. was cooking at the MC Cruise game on Sunday.
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Craft note for writers: Here’s how you *show* me the USA is washed-up trash without *telling* me it is. Stylize it.
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Craft note for writers: Here’s how you *show* me the USA is washed-up trash without *telling* me it is. Stylize it.
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Holy smokes it’s finally February & my book comes out this month!
Go order a copy & join me for @notatawp.bsky.social’s reading this Thursday where I’ll be sharing a few poems from this book.
www.publishinggenius.com/catalog/apri...
Go order a copy & join me for @notatawp.bsky.social’s reading this Thursday where I’ll be sharing a few poems from this book.
www.publishinggenius.com/catalog/apri...
April and Back Again by Claire Taylor - Publishing Genius
An intimate year-in-poems capturing the joy and dread of getting older, growing a family, the world’s news … and the miracles—no bigger than a child’s hand—that keep us going.
www.publishinggenius.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Holy smokes it’s finally February & my book comes out this month!
Go order a copy & join me for @notatawp.bsky.social’s reading this Thursday where I’ll be sharing a few poems from this book.
www.publishinggenius.com/catalog/apri...
Go order a copy & join me for @notatawp.bsky.social’s reading this Thursday where I’ll be sharing a few poems from this book.
www.publishinggenius.com/catalog/apri...
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NAWP reading for February! Three amazing poets with new books! Join us to hear from @saycarey1.bsky.social, @maudlavin.bsky.social, & @clairemtaylor.com!
Register at the eventbrite link:
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
NAWP!
Register at the eventbrite link:
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
NAWP!
January 26, 2026 at 8:36 PM
NAWP reading for February! Three amazing poets with new books! Join us to hear from @saycarey1.bsky.social, @maudlavin.bsky.social, & @clairemtaylor.com!
Register at the eventbrite link:
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
NAWP!
Register at the eventbrite link:
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
NAWP!
Re: Romeo not Detroit: Amen, for real, 100%
Re: The other performers: Are we sure that isn't a skit from Key & Peele or something like that about made up white people names? Like, are we SURE sure?
Re: The other performers: Are we sure that isn't a skit from Key & Peele or something like that about made up white people names? Like, are we SURE sure?
Outside of the crack smoker from Romeo, MI (don't let them associate him with Detroit!) i don't know any of those people.
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Re: Romeo not Detroit: Amen, for real, 100%
Re: The other performers: Are we sure that isn't a skit from Key & Peele or something like that about made up white people names? Like, are we SURE sure?
Re: The other performers: Are we sure that isn't a skit from Key & Peele or something like that about made up white people names? Like, are we SURE sure?
I say this with no snark or sarcasm, but didn't we already know this? I thought this was already one of 10,000 reveals in the Deconstruction of America series we're all filming live these days.
I have spoken with several senior FBI counterintelligence officers who believe that there is a reasonably strong prospect that Tulsi Gabbard is a foreign intelligence asset.
As you read WSJ's piece on the super-secret abuse complaint about Tulsi Gabbard, remember that she tried unsuccessfully to wring counterintelligence function away from FBI last year.
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I say this with no snark or sarcasm, but didn't we already know this? I thought this was already one of 10,000 reveals in the Deconstruction of America series we're all filming live these days.
I started drinking coffee late in life, and considering that the first time I ever placed an order at a coffeeshop it was for a hazelnut latte and the barista said "Oh a nutty buddy?" it's amazing I'm still drinking this stuff at all.
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I started drinking coffee late in life, and considering that the first time I ever placed an order at a coffeeshop it was for a hazelnut latte and the barista said "Oh a nutty buddy?" it's amazing I'm still drinking this stuff at all.
America's littler sweethearts the Motor City Cruise couldn't pull out the win today, but we had fun seats.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
America's littler sweethearts the Motor City Cruise couldn't pull out the win today, but we had fun seats.
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you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
Look, I'm really quite cynical, especially about the rich & powerful, but even I didn't predict the Right, conservatives, Republicans, et al. would be actually defending pedophilia by 2026. I admit, this one took me by surprise. That's my fault. That's on me. I gotta up my game.
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Look, I'm really quite cynical, especially about the rich & powerful, but even I didn't predict the Right, conservatives, Republicans, et al. would be actually defending pedophilia by 2026. I admit, this one took me by surprise. That's my fault. That's on me. I gotta up my game.
A week ago I was part of an in-person reading at Road Less Traveled Books, and someone asked what poet we're each reading right now. I'm so enamored with Louise Erdrich's writing that I said this novel and not even a book of poetry.
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
A week ago I was part of an in-person reading at Road Less Traveled Books, and someone asked what poet we're each reading right now. I'm so enamored with Louise Erdrich's writing that I said this novel and not even a book of poetry.
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Check out the new issue of Bracken! Issue XIV's cover features this image by Claudio Cambon: www.brackenmagazine.com/issue-xiv/main. See more of his step well photos within the issue: www.brackenmagazine.com/issue-xiv/cl...
Issue XIV — Bracken
Bracken has been around for ten years now, and our magazine is maturing.
www.brackenmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Check out the new issue of Bracken! Issue XIV's cover features this image by Claudio Cambon: www.brackenmagazine.com/issue-xiv/main. See more of his step well photos within the issue: www.brackenmagazine.com/issue-xiv/cl...
Is literally everything the Right says projecting? They've been shouting about an elite cabal running the world while it was their little conservative pedophile gang all along?
On August 12, 2017, Heather Heyer was killed by a neo-Nazi in Charlottesville.
On August 17, 2017, Noam Chomsky told the Washington Examiner that antifa was “a gift to the far right”.
In between those dates he met with Jeffrey Epstein in Tuscon.
On August 17, 2017, Noam Chomsky told the Washington Examiner that antifa was “a gift to the far right”.
In between those dates he met with Jeffrey Epstein in Tuscon.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Is literally everything the Right says projecting? They've been shouting about an elite cabal running the world while it was their little conservative pedophile gang all along?
Can we get a new Lilith Fair but with Bully and Fontine headlining?
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Can we get a new Lilith Fair but with Bully and Fontine headlining?
Look, I want my team to win, but I have to admit watching a dude who's only 13 years younger than me and still in the league and grew up something like 15 miles from where I did jam a put-back for Golden State is pretty cool. Now let's all feel good about that, Al, and go let the Pistons win by 30.
Pistons were up 20, but Warriors just answered with a 10-2 run capped with a 3 and dunk from Horford. Timeout with the Pistons up 90-78
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Look, I want my team to win, but I have to admit watching a dude who's only 13 years younger than me and still in the league and grew up something like 15 miles from where I did jam a put-back for Golden State is pretty cool. Now let's all feel good about that, Al, and go let the Pistons win by 30.
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Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
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Party game for the weekend:
Try to come up with a historical presidential scandal that Trump didn't top (either with new actions or breaking news about old/continuing actions) *this week*.
Watergate? Iran/Contra? Any sex scandal? Self-dealing? Accepting bribes? Got all those. *This week*.
Try to come up with a historical presidential scandal that Trump didn't top (either with new actions or breaking news about old/continuing actions) *this week*.
Watergate? Iran/Contra? Any sex scandal? Self-dealing? Accepting bribes? Got all those. *This week*.
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Party game for the weekend:
Try to come up with a historical presidential scandal that Trump didn't top (either with new actions or breaking news about old/continuing actions) *this week*.
Watergate? Iran/Contra? Any sex scandal? Self-dealing? Accepting bribes? Got all those. *This week*.
Try to come up with a historical presidential scandal that Trump didn't top (either with new actions or breaking news about old/continuing actions) *this week*.
Watergate? Iran/Contra? Any sex scandal? Self-dealing? Accepting bribes? Got all those. *This week*.
You all are already saying and sharing great Catherine O'Hara stuff, so I'll just add, shout-out to whatever weirdo at NBC or wherever I first saw SCTV as a kid in Michigan for getting that across the border to us. You made a real difference, bud.
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
You all are already saying and sharing great Catherine O'Hara stuff, so I'll just add, shout-out to whatever weirdo at NBC or wherever I first saw SCTV as a kid in Michigan for getting that across the border to us. You made a real difference, bud.