Mithradates
@mithradatesvi.bsky.social
Teacher / lawyer: health law, contracts, ethics. UChicago Law alum. Interests in cooking, video games, jazz. Skeets are exclusively jokes. Reskeets and likes are strictly by accident.
Let me introduce you all to this bottle of 2019 Late Disgorged Brut Rosé.
It has the most delightful orange hue.
It has the most delightful orange hue.
January 30, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Let me introduce you all to this bottle of 2019 Late Disgorged Brut Rosé.
It has the most delightful orange hue.
It has the most delightful orange hue.
According to our fortune cookies, @macaronbaker.bsky.social is perfect and needs to keep up the good work, and I am a mess who needs to work on myself, apparently. L
January 23, 2026 at 1:24 AM
According to our fortune cookies, @macaronbaker.bsky.social is perfect and needs to keep up the good work, and I am a mess who needs to work on myself, apparently. L
I am not making this up, this is a real thing.
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I am not making this up, this is a real thing.
“Alarmed”? Because we stole their Ukraine playbook and actually made it work?
I’d be alarmed to if I had to face Putin after that.
I’d be alarmed to if I had to face Putin after that.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
“Alarmed”? Because we stole their Ukraine playbook and actually made it work?
I’d be alarmed to if I had to face Putin after that.
I’d be alarmed to if I had to face Putin after that.
oh nooooooooooo
December 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
oh nooooooooooo
Are you sure they weren’t referring to these little green haired goblins?
Because I was responsible for a whole bunch of these guys walking off of cliffs as a child.
Because I was responsible for a whole bunch of these guys walking off of cliffs as a child.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Are you sure they weren’t referring to these little green haired goblins?
Because I was responsible for a whole bunch of these guys walking off of cliffs as a child.
Because I was responsible for a whole bunch of these guys walking off of cliffs as a child.
Reading this gave me the itch to play a souls game, but the timing is terrible with Metroid coming out tomorrow.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reading this gave me the itch to play a souls game, but the timing is terrible with Metroid coming out tomorrow.
People online are claiming this is a photo of Herman Rorschach, inventor of the Rorschach test, but all I see is a rather distressing looking butterfly.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
People online are claiming this is a photo of Herman Rorschach, inventor of the Rorschach test, but all I see is a rather distressing looking butterfly.
The print edition of The Onion was worth it for this alone.
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The print edition of The Onion was worth it for this alone.
I was vaguely aware of the Japanese shipgirl thing, and having now looked it up in response to this post, I want to know a whole lot less.
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I was vaguely aware of the Japanese shipgirl thing, and having now looked it up in response to this post, I want to know a whole lot less.
As mausoleums for democracy go, not that bad. Definitely achieving the intended effect.
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
As mausoleums for democracy go, not that bad. Definitely achieving the intended effect.
I don’t think we have GDP numbers that divide productivity up in that way. We do have median wages, which do appear to be higher in Mississippi than in the UK. (I did check Google’s citations. The UK citation is reputable. I wouldn’t hang my hat on the US #, it was to a data visualization site.)
October 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I don’t think we have GDP numbers that divide productivity up in that way. We do have median wages, which do appear to be higher in Mississippi than in the UK. (I did check Google’s citations. The UK citation is reputable. I wouldn’t hang my hat on the US #, it was to a data visualization site.)
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
I would be fine with Trump putting his face on money, just as long as it is the penny.
October 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I would be fine with Trump putting his face on money, just as long as it is the penny.
No toy company has my number like Lego has my number.
October 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
No toy company has my number like Lego has my number.
Amazing things happening over on Reddit.
September 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Amazing things happening over on Reddit.
Those 4-6 magical weeks each summer when the tomatoes are amazing 🤩
Sourdough toast, avacado, manchego, tomatoes, and a light sprinkling of salt on one and Rancho Gordo stardust powder on the other.
Sourdough toast, avacado, manchego, tomatoes, and a light sprinkling of salt on one and Rancho Gordo stardust powder on the other.
July 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Those 4-6 magical weeks each summer when the tomatoes are amazing 🤩
Sourdough toast, avacado, manchego, tomatoes, and a light sprinkling of salt on one and Rancho Gordo stardust powder on the other.
Sourdough toast, avacado, manchego, tomatoes, and a light sprinkling of salt on one and Rancho Gordo stardust powder on the other.
Pride is today in my city. I made a tie dye tee for the occasion. I was going for a burnt orange (hook em) but apparently I landed more in the region of bear pride.
Which, yeah, I’m ok with that.
Which, yeah, I’m ok with that.
June 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Pride is today in my city. I made a tie dye tee for the occasion. I was going for a burnt orange (hook em) but apparently I landed more in the region of bear pride.
Which, yeah, I’m ok with that.
Which, yeah, I’m ok with that.
An exercise every Democratic strategist should be required to go through right now:
June 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
An exercise every Democratic strategist should be required to go through right now:
There’s a new Mario Kart out, and that can only mean one thing: the Mithradates Championship Cup is back on. Anyone who comes to my house and can beat me at Mario Kart. wins this handsome trophy
I am not good, we had eight made because I don’t plan on a lot of winning.
I am not good, we had eight made because I don’t plan on a lot of winning.
June 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There’s a new Mario Kart out, and that can only mean one thing: the Mithradates Championship Cup is back on. Anyone who comes to my house and can beat me at Mario Kart. wins this handsome trophy
I am not good, we had eight made because I don’t plan on a lot of winning.
I am not good, we had eight made because I don’t plan on a lot of winning.