Jokes✅
Winking nods to the goofiness of the source material ✅
Abs ✅✅✅✅
Alison Brie as Evil Lyn ✅

Jared “Box Office Poison” Leto ❌

I’m Team Golden, I think. It just spent too much time at the top of the charts to not get the nod. Although I Lied to You moved me more in the theater, Golden is the one I listen to in the car.

What I like about this scam is that by the time the seeds germinate and grow to a point that they are obviously some other plant, you will be outside Amazon’s return window.

They also had Indian, bbq, and garlic & herb. Not a single one of which makes it sound one iota more appealing.

I am not making this up, this is a real thing.

Funnily enough, the Amazing Meeting I attended was the one where Rebecca Watson got married on stage. It was a fun time.

I went to one of James Randi’s skeptic conferences back in the day, and most of the folks I ran into still seem sane, but boy did that movement take some weird turns over time.

I’ve wanted to meal prep for a very long time but lacked the wherewithal to commit the time needed. Turns out, mixing and matching things I already love in a form factor that is easy to prep, keep in a freezer, and transport to work is possible. 2026 starting to look up for ol’ Mithradates.

If the comedian has had any recent scandals I’m not aware of them. David Walliams got outed as a creep recently though, and they kinda run in the same circles of British light entertainment.