mittens
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I write big people books. I might have comma issues. Averse to using my inside voice. I like pie.
the Horrified Turkey cake (who was delicious) made by my niece. truly the highlight of my day
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the Horrified Turkey cake (who was delicious) made by my niece. truly the highlight of my day
i accidentally triggered the button that folds the cat up. apparently it’s in the little ridge between their shoulder blades
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i accidentally triggered the button that folds the cat up. apparently it’s in the little ridge between their shoulder blades
mostly so i can find it when i really need it... but...
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
mostly so i can find it when i really need it... but...
the situation is now so dire even the more chill secondary cat is getting pushy about the ongoing lack of evening treats
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the situation is now so dire even the more chill secondary cat is getting pushy about the ongoing lack of evening treats
he got impatient with me skeeting about him instead of giving him treats and is ready to fight me i think
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
he got impatient with me skeeting about him instead of giving him treats and is ready to fight me i think
schedule cat, aka virgil, being annoyed in my direction
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
schedule cat, aka virgil, being annoyed in my direction
managed to get the last copy at my local shop. gonna preorder the next issue just in case :'D @gregpak.net
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
managed to get the last copy at my local shop. gonna preorder the next issue just in case :'D @gregpak.net
spotted in a bathroom at national airport a couple hours ago
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
spotted in a bathroom at national airport a couple hours ago
virgil the lettuce eater was at it again tonight. it's not safe to make a salad when this guy is around
October 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
virgil the lettuce eater was at it again tonight. it's not safe to make a salad when this guy is around
virgil the cat, who always gets his nightly treats between 7 and 8 pm, is SUPER angry with me lately as it's now getting dark out long before that appointed hour. this is the face of discontent.
October 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
virgil the cat, who always gets his nightly treats between 7 and 8 pm, is SUPER angry with me lately as it's now getting dark out long before that appointed hour. this is the face of discontent.
my cupcakes are staring at me
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
my cupcakes are staring at me
i have no idea what is happening here
October 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i have no idea what is happening here
here’s one nice thing from my day. the sunset was so beautiful i pulled over to take a picture
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
here’s one nice thing from my day. the sunset was so beautiful i pulled over to take a picture
he objects to the implication that this box might not be large enough
September 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
he objects to the implication that this box might not be large enough
happy cat relaxation hour
September 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
happy cat relaxation hour
morning patrol is on hiatus until the neighbors finish mowing their lawn and scaring off the woodland creatures
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
morning patrol is on hiatus until the neighbors finish mowing their lawn and scaring off the woodland creatures
small cheesecake or massive raspberries? a little from column a, a little from column b
September 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
small cheesecake or massive raspberries? a little from column a, a little from column b
third time's the charm... sorta
September 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
third time's the charm... sorta
posting my cats since they’re being cute
September 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
posting my cats since they’re being cute