mittens
@mittensmorgul.com
I write big people books. I might have comma issues. Averse to using my inside voice. I like pie.
oops i accidentally just introduced my kid to jetpens
oh well!
oh well!
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
oops i accidentally just introduced my kid to jetpens
oh well!
oh well!
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Happy #SmallBusinessSaturday 💙
Please think of me if you're looking for gifts or stocking stuffers for the animal-lover (especially CAT lover) in your life!
shop.zandraillustration.com
[ #cuteart #artshop ]
Please think of me if you're looking for gifts or stocking stuffers for the animal-lover (especially CAT lover) in your life!
shop.zandraillustration.com
[ #cuteart #artshop ]
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Happy #SmallBusinessSaturday 💙
Please think of me if you're looking for gifts or stocking stuffers for the animal-lover (especially CAT lover) in your life!
shop.zandraillustration.com
[ #cuteart #artshop ]
Please think of me if you're looking for gifts or stocking stuffers for the animal-lover (especially CAT lover) in your life!
shop.zandraillustration.com
[ #cuteart #artshop ]
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
did my usual black friday grocery shopping, because literally nobody wants to go shopping for food when they're struggling in the face of thanksgiving leftovers. there were like four people in the store with me. it was amazing.
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
did my usual black friday grocery shopping, because literally nobody wants to go shopping for food when they're struggling in the face of thanksgiving leftovers. there were like four people in the store with me. it was amazing.
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DISCOUNTS! GET YER INDIE-PRESS-SUPPORTING DISCOUNTS HERE!
Y'all know what weekend it is. We've got three sales! One: use code 25holidayducksfor2025 to save 25% on our webstore. Two: this Creator's Day itch bundle (itch.io/b/3410/creat...)! Three: 30% off to get Monsterotica AND our back catalogue! Deets on all 3: duckprintspress.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
DISCOUNTS! GET YER INDIE-PRESS-SUPPORTING DISCOUNTS HERE!
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
black bear
moose
manatee
alligator
florida panther
black bear
moose
manatee
alligator
florida panther
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Fox
Muntjack
Badger
Ant
Ladybird
Fox
Muntjack
Badger
Ant
Ladybird
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Coyote
Burrowing Owl
Golden Eagle
Slow Worm*
Red Deer
*a species of legless lizard
Coyote
Burrowing Owl
Golden Eagle
Slow Worm*
Red Deer
*a species of legless lizard
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
black bear
moose
manatee
alligator
florida panther
black bear
moose
manatee
alligator
florida panther
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Pogues
Motorhead
Alice in Chains
Primus
the Gypsy Kings
(it was HARD picking only five lol)
(and i just realized i saw four of these at the same venue)
The Pogues
Motorhead
Alice in Chains
Primus
the Gypsy Kings
(it was HARD picking only five lol)
(and i just realized i saw four of these at the same venue)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Nine Inch Nails
Duran Duran
Gary Numan
James Brown
Mötörhed
Nine Inch Nails
Duran Duran
Gary Numan
James Brown
Mötörhed
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Barenaked Ladies
Nickel Creek
Great Big Sea
Florence + the Machine
Fitz and the Tantrums
Barenaked Ladies
Nickel Creek
Great Big Sea
Florence + the Machine
Fitz and the Tantrums
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Pogues
Motorhead
Alice in Chains
Primus
the Gypsy Kings
(it was HARD picking only five lol)
(and i just realized i saw four of these at the same venue)
The Pogues
Motorhead
Alice in Chains
Primus
the Gypsy Kings
(it was HARD picking only five lol)
(and i just realized i saw four of these at the same venue)
i'm too full of pie to do anything productive, so i'm enjoying a marathon of Hazardous History. it's absolutely delightful learning about truly horrific things like patent medicines that are basically morphine, exploding hair combs, and AutoPolo from Henry Winkler. excellent choice, history channel.
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i'm too full of pie to do anything productive, so i'm enjoying a marathon of Hazardous History. it's absolutely delightful learning about truly horrific things like patent medicines that are basically morphine, exploding hair combs, and AutoPolo from Henry Winkler. excellent choice, history channel.
it was a nice thanksgiving here. fun with family, lots of pie, the Horrified Turkey cake, went for a walk and patted some cows... the usual
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
it was a nice thanksgiving here. fun with family, lots of pie, the Horrified Turkey cake, went for a walk and patted some cows... the usual
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you can immediately clock WKRP fans just by seeing whose face lights up with these 10 little words: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
“WKRP In Cincinnati” premieres 47 years ago today — a show that creator Hugh Wilson based on radio staff he knew from his days in advertising.
“Every call letter that I ran through my mind was already taken,” he said. “I think WKRP was not taken because it can be said that it spells ‘crap.'”
“Every call letter that I ran through my mind was already taken,” he said. “I think WKRP was not taken because it can be said that it spells ‘crap.'”
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
you can immediately clock WKRP fans just by seeing whose face lights up with these 10 little words: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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Since this year of all years I think skipping the big stores and shopping small businesses is a great thing, I asked my discord community to give me links to their shops!
view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...
Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...
Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Since this year of all years I think skipping the big stores and shopping small businesses is a great thing, I asked my discord community to give me links to their shops!
view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...
Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...
Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
uh... lol
(if you know me, you know exactly what i would demand to be committed to film...)
(if you don't know me, it would be an actually good ending to supernatural. i guess now you know me lol)
(if you know me, you know exactly what i would demand to be committed to film...)
(if you don't know me, it would be an actually good ending to supernatural. i guess now you know me lol)
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
uh... lol
(if you know me, you know exactly what i would demand to be committed to film...)
(if you don't know me, it would be an actually good ending to supernatural. i guess now you know me lol)
(if you know me, you know exactly what i would demand to be committed to film...)
(if you don't know me, it would be an actually good ending to supernatural. i guess now you know me lol)
i accidentally triggered the button that folds the cat up. apparently it’s in the little ridge between their shoulder blades
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i accidentally triggered the button that folds the cat up. apparently it’s in the little ridge between their shoulder blades
this list is invalid (where is planes, trains, and automobiles ffs)
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
this list is invalid (where is planes, trains, and automobiles ffs)
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Reminder that pirating books is taking cash (usually piddly but badly needed cash) right out of authors' pockets. IF you need or want FREE books the library, AO3 and yes even Wattpad are right there. PAY authors. Pay your fic authors via comments.
I went and looked. Some of my books are there, but...more of the small press anthologies I've been in, and those have the most downloads.
Thieves. Several of those anthologies were *charity* anthologies, to boot.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Thieves. Several of those anthologies were *charity* anthologies, to boot.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Reminder that pirating books is taking cash (usually piddly but badly needed cash) right out of authors' pockets. IF you need or want FREE books the library, AO3 and yes even Wattpad are right there. PAY authors. Pay your fic authors via comments.
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I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
it's a weird day from start to finish
started with my 25-year-old kid playing Herb Alpert in the car, and ended with the pope rave
and then a bunch of other wtf in between
imma go read in bed where i won't be in danger of additional psychic shock via incongruous musical selections
started with my 25-year-old kid playing Herb Alpert in the car, and ended with the pope rave
and then a bunch of other wtf in between
imma go read in bed where i won't be in danger of additional psychic shock via incongruous musical selections
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
it's a weird day from start to finish
started with my 25-year-old kid playing Herb Alpert in the car, and ended with the pope rave
and then a bunch of other wtf in between
imma go read in bed where i won't be in danger of additional psychic shock via incongruous musical selections
started with my 25-year-old kid playing Herb Alpert in the car, and ended with the pope rave
and then a bunch of other wtf in between
imma go read in bed where i won't be in danger of additional psychic shock via incongruous musical selections
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Are you mad at billionaires? Me, too. That's why I wrote this book about punishing them in inventive ways.
Guess why it's called Guillotine.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
Guess why it's called Guillotine.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Are you mad at billionaires? Me, too. That's why I wrote this book about punishing them in inventive ways.
Guess why it's called Guillotine.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
Guess why it's called Guillotine.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
current festivity meter at chez mittens is up to two jingle bells
(i got my first panettone of the season)
(we hit one jingle bell last week when i got my first jug of nog)
(i got my first panettone of the season)
(we hit one jingle bell last week when i got my first jug of nog)
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
current festivity meter at chez mittens is up to two jingle bells
(i got my first panettone of the season)
(we hit one jingle bell last week when i got my first jug of nog)
(i got my first panettone of the season)
(we hit one jingle bell last week when i got my first jug of nog)
i was thinking about this exact thing about 12 hours ago while watching a "regular, normal documentary" program about rasputin and feeling like it needed more dancing, and look, here it is
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 AM
i was thinking about this exact thing about 12 hours ago while watching a "regular, normal documentary" program about rasputin and feeling like it needed more dancing, and look, here it is
so fun to make a post that gets more than a few likes so every time i see it in my notifications i can be reminded of the dumbass typo i made
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
so fun to make a post that gets more than a few likes so every time i see it in my notifications i can be reminded of the dumbass typo i made
i know a responsible citizenry keeps current on the facts of reality, but lately there are way to many facts of reality i would be much happier not knowing
i would like to un-learn so many things i have learned recently
and maybe reality can try to be a little less revolting going forward too
i would like to un-learn so many things i have learned recently
and maybe reality can try to be a little less revolting going forward too
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i know a responsible citizenry keeps current on the facts of reality, but lately there are way to many facts of reality i would be much happier not knowing
i would like to un-learn so many things i have learned recently
and maybe reality can try to be a little less revolting going forward too
i would like to un-learn so many things i have learned recently
and maybe reality can try to be a little less revolting going forward too
7:53 pm and i just realized it's thursday. all day i thought it was friday for some reason.
weirdly disappointed now
weirdly disappointed now
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
7:53 pm and i just realized it's thursday. all day i thought it was friday for some reason.
weirdly disappointed now
weirdly disappointed now
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“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
