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Nationalism is just supremacy disguised as religious extremism

Same as it ever 'twas and forever shall be
A teen powered lure
December 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I spy with my pattern recognition eye, progressives lead the Top 10 politicians with the highest integrity ratings.

! Tegridy !

integrityindex.us
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Hurt"
- Nine Inch Nails

"Hurt Hurts"
- Boomtown Rats

"Hurts So Good"
- John Mellencamp
“Everybody hurts.”
- REM

“Love hurts.”
- Nazareth

“Do you really want to hurt me?”
- Culture Club

“Why does it hurt when I pee?”
- Frank Zappa
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
unindicted conspirator vomits on a weary nation

☞👊 𝓢Ⓗin𝓖𝕝ᗴ𝔰 ᗪ𝑜𝓔𝐬𝔫’ᵗ G𝐢V𝑒 ⓐ ⓕᑌ𝐂Ⓚ! 💥♔
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Kardashians reveal who pays for their Christmas party that has hosted Elon Musk.

☞👊 𝓢Ⓗin𝓖𝕝ᗴ𝔰 ᗪ𝑜𝓔𝐬𝔫’ᵗ G𝐢V𝑒 ⓐ ⓕᑌ𝐂Ⓚ! 💥♔
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The new Avatar movie has laughable surf bro dialogue because James Cameron writes what James Cameron writes.

𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 𝔾𝕀𝕍𝔼 𝔸 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂!
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Isn't that the guy from Minority Report who was a rejected precog because his dropped balls always had the wrong name?
I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.
December 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Behold the magical frank beans, now available in Medusa chia head
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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A bunch of J6ers are publicly announcing plans to storm another government building. I hope these poster children for "I fucked around and I found out" end up giving a high-five to Ashli Babbitt on their way to get assfucked by Satan's lava dong.
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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This is the sickest, most vile ghoul who ever waddled and limped across the face of the earth. 👇
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Everyone should read Sapiens, know thyself
December 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
These are the questions...
He's either ranting angrily or using this weird sing-song voice.
December 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"reeling from electoral defeats, poll numbers plummeting due to Trump’s bad economy, and state parties openly defying the White House, the last thing the GOP needs is yet another cut-throat leadership fight, so thank you Marjorie! We'll light a Jewish Space Candle for you this Hannukah." 🕎
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s farewell gift to Mike Johnson: a longshot plot to oust him
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has been gauging whether there's enough support among her GOP colleagues to remove Rep. Mike Johnson from the speakership.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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the egregiousness of resting hammer pants is the product of massive ass with the speed of crack squared
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
profile robber baron tax cheats not the workers of the world
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
“At least Erika’s couch curious. Did you even see those pleather pants she was wearing? You won’t even share a chaise lounge with me, Usha!”

#ErikaKirk #JDVance
"Don't you dare say that about Erika! It's not her fault that you have brown skin, worship a false idol and have abysmal polling numbers as a First Lady - and her numbers are off the charts!!!"

#ErikaKirk #JDVance
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Give me your privacy, your family history, your biometric asses yearning to be freely exploited" Statue of Bigotry
NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.

The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.

Below is the full, mind-blowing list.

🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨

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December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just call me Mick ‘hardcore bowl cut‘ Sparrow
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Tuesday night I crashed your country
Wednesday I said "Sorry, not sorry"
Midterms came and trash panda'd me out again
I was only having fun
Was only hurting everyone
We enjoyed the weekend at Bernie's for a change

You may be reich
Me so syphilis crazy
Maybe Sundown Donny's what you voted for?
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"The Founders designed our government to be a system of checks and balances. Defendants, however, make clear that the only check they want is a blank one."
The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Pay no mind to strokey McFuck muppet, it’s the puppet masters pulling all the strings that need to own this hot mess long-term. Like the Heritage Foundation who abused their charity status w/ their project 25 tyranny boner.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Regular cowgirl in Alabama, because you don’t turn your back on famly
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Roy Cohn Playbook:
- you not me defense
- bring out the worst in enemies
- never stop attacking
- own the judges

Opposition Playbook:
- know your enemy
- mock fascism
- never stop indicting
- pack the court
We've seen countless examples of ALL of this over the past decade.
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM