Melissa
@mizmama.bsky.social
Saskatchewan girl. Cold beer, hot days and Rider football 💚🏈
♥️🥰
January 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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I just called someone a jackfuck and that’s the energy I’m riding today
January 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I just called someone a jackfuck and that’s the energy I’m riding today
Let us not be remembered only for our worst mistakes♥️
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Let us not be remembered only for our worst mistakes♥️
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I imagine it would be hard for her to make eye contact with people
January 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I imagine it would be hard for her to make eye contact with people
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I wonder if my flip flops are missing me, too
January 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I wonder if my flip flops are missing me, too
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Salute Mylo The Cat who made this years ago
January 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Salute Mylo The Cat who made this years ago
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Picture by Terry McBride. Land of the living skies with sun dogs. So cold, so beautiful. Saskatchewan is everything.
January 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Picture by Terry McBride. Land of the living skies with sun dogs. So cold, so beautiful. Saskatchewan is everything.
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“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i take my lil tums gummies
January 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i take my lil tums gummies
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out as 4,5,6,1,2,3?
In charge of scheduling, Yoda was…
In charge of scheduling, Yoda was…
January 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Why did the Star Wars movies come out as 4,5,6,1,2,3?
In charge of scheduling, Yoda was…
In charge of scheduling, Yoda was…
Doesn’t everyone do this?
i’m the kinda girl who will sit in the car until my favorite song ends.
January 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Doesn’t everyone do this?
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Me, whispering to every recipe I have ever made
“Well that’s not enough garlic”
“Well that’s not enough garlic”
January 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Me, whispering to every recipe I have ever made
“Well that’s not enough garlic”
“Well that’s not enough garlic”
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Mentally I’m here.
January 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Mentally I’m here.
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I really need Trent Reznor to score a musical and get the EGOT he deserves. He’s only a Tony away.
January 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I really need Trent Reznor to score a musical and get the EGOT he deserves. He’s only a Tony away.
December 28, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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This sums it up, yes.
December 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
This sums it up, yes.
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Mitch McConnell helps create villains and then tries to gaslight us into thinking he’s fighting the villains. 🤦🏻♀️
December 14, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Mitch McConnell helps create villains and then tries to gaslight us into thinking he’s fighting the villains. 🤦🏻♀️
