Tiffany Blossom
@miztiffanyb.bsky.social
Internet comedian, femme-coded & chaos pretty. Andy Kindler follows me, which means I’m already cooler than I look.
Blerg. I don't think I ever really recovered from Denny's removing Breakfast Dagwood from the menu. I was 17. It was my Tiananmen Square.
September 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Blerg. I don't think I ever really recovered from Denny's removing Breakfast Dagwood from the menu. I was 17. It was my Tiananmen Square.
@garygulman.bsky.social Would you say Pumpkin Spice is now a larger threat than Cranberry AND Oreo as it has transcended food?
September 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@garygulman.bsky.social Would you say Pumpkin Spice is now a larger threat than Cranberry AND Oreo as it has transcended food?
Reposted by Tiffany Blossom
In the true crime space, there’s a lot of activity in the crawlspace space, and in the backyard digging near the pool to find a clue space.
September 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In the true crime space, there’s a lot of activity in the crawlspace space, and in the backyard digging near the pool to find a clue space.
My new LinkedIn profile pic
April 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My new LinkedIn profile pic
You know how people sound when they say "Gulf of America"; that's what you sound like when you call it a "Jif".
April 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You know how people sound when they say "Gulf of America"; that's what you sound like when you call it a "Jif".
I'm just like you: On Wednesday Nights I like to double fist a couple of Four Lokos and binge watch episodes Becker.
March 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm just like you: On Wednesday Nights I like to double fist a couple of Four Lokos and binge watch episodes Becker.
I feel like I could be friends with Kate Chastain. She seems awesome.
March 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I feel like I could be friends with Kate Chastain. She seems awesome.
Like 98% of the men on Twitter now
March 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Like 98% of the men on Twitter now
When I take my meds and I'm still depressed I'm like, "Uhhhh hell-LOW!?"
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
When I take my meds and I'm still depressed I'm like, "Uhhhh hell-LOW!?"
@mcuban.bsky.social seems like the kind of guy who still has an old couch in his garage for chillin'
February 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social seems like the kind of guy who still has an old couch in his garage for chillin'
The news is terrible, people are terrible, and my McDonald's Coke was flat and tasted dirty.
February 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The news is terrible, people are terrible, and my McDonald's Coke was flat and tasted dirty.
You ever notice when someone says, "I don't understand" they often forget to also say, "Oh, and I am unwilling to learn."
February 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You ever notice when someone says, "I don't understand" they often forget to also say, "Oh, and I am unwilling to learn."
@diedrichbader.bsky.social I saw a thing where it showed all The Batman logos and yours was missing and I called them out!
January 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@diedrichbader.bsky.social I saw a thing where it showed all The Batman logos and yours was missing and I called them out!
Hey yo! algorithm check ☺️ so if you like:
• Garfield
• Stand-up Comedy
• Fallout
• Games
• Dateline
• Cats and Dogs
• Saturday Night Live
• Mass Effect
• VHS Tapes
• Yacht Rock
• Crime Shows
• Paranormal
• Abbott Elementary
• Diet Vernor's
• Star Trek: Lower Decks
Like & Follow Away
• Garfield
• Stand-up Comedy
• Fallout
• Games
• Dateline
• Cats and Dogs
• Saturday Night Live
• Mass Effect
• VHS Tapes
• Yacht Rock
• Crime Shows
• Paranormal
• Abbott Elementary
• Diet Vernor's
• Star Trek: Lower Decks
Like & Follow Away
January 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hey yo! algorithm check ☺️ so if you like:
• Garfield
• Stand-up Comedy
• Fallout
• Games
• Dateline
• Cats and Dogs
• Saturday Night Live
• Mass Effect
• VHS Tapes
• Yacht Rock
• Crime Shows
• Paranormal
• Abbott Elementary
• Diet Vernor's
• Star Trek: Lower Decks
Like & Follow Away
• Garfield
• Stand-up Comedy
• Fallout
• Games
• Dateline
• Cats and Dogs
• Saturday Night Live
• Mass Effect
• VHS Tapes
• Yacht Rock
• Crime Shows
• Paranormal
• Abbott Elementary
• Diet Vernor's
• Star Trek: Lower Decks
Like & Follow Away
If I were as active as my fitness folder on Pinterest would have you believe; I would probably be like an Olympian or something.
January 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If I were as active as my fitness folder on Pinterest would have you believe; I would probably be like an Olympian or something.
I'm just saying if a pair of leggings costs 90 dollars, it better come with nine more pairs
January 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm just saying if a pair of leggings costs 90 dollars, it better come with nine more pairs
I see lesbians on TikTok all have chest tattoos, are we all doing chest tattoos? I should start going to the meetings!
December 18, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I see lesbians on TikTok all have chest tattoos, are we all doing chest tattoos? I should start going to the meetings!
Reposted by Tiffany Blossom
Deleted the “headphones on public transport are good” because it’s got to the stage where people are like “but what if that kid has to listen to their videos out loud because otherwise the entire train will blow up? what then? What if that child is Henry VIII reincarnate and it’s his divine right”
December 15, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Deleted the “headphones on public transport are good” because it’s got to the stage where people are like “but what if that kid has to listen to their videos out loud because otherwise the entire train will blow up? what then? What if that child is Henry VIII reincarnate and it’s his divine right”
I truly love C.F. Berger Colonial Style Custard Nog, but it's been harder to find than someone who can name all 50 states
December 12, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I truly love C.F. Berger Colonial Style Custard Nog, but it's been harder to find than someone who can name all 50 states
Chat, you need to get yourself some Cheeto's brand Mac 'n' Cheese (nacho flavored) and experience an old school flavor! Tastes like Kraft before they made it all weird!
December 10, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Chat, you need to get yourself some Cheeto's brand Mac 'n' Cheese (nacho flavored) and experience an old school flavor! Tastes like Kraft before they made it all weird!
Sometimes I get high, wait there is more, and I watch a reel and after a while, I'm like, "Gosh, why is my fyp full of old drivel?"
That ever happen to you?
That ever happen to you?
December 5, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Sometimes I get high, wait there is more, and I watch a reel and after a while, I'm like, "Gosh, why is my fyp full of old drivel?"
That ever happen to you?
That ever happen to you?
Lights please!
I just want to get stoned AF and destroy a Chinese Buffet and then watch non-stop Christmas specials until I fall asleep.
And that Charlie Brown, is the true meaning of Christmas.
I just want to get stoned AF and destroy a Chinese Buffet and then watch non-stop Christmas specials until I fall asleep.
And that Charlie Brown, is the true meaning of Christmas.
December 4, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Lights please!
I just want to get stoned AF and destroy a Chinese Buffet and then watch non-stop Christmas specials until I fall asleep.
And that Charlie Brown, is the true meaning of Christmas.
I just want to get stoned AF and destroy a Chinese Buffet and then watch non-stop Christmas specials until I fall asleep.
And that Charlie Brown, is the true meaning of Christmas.
@mcuban.bsky.social has always seemed so down to earth. I bet he enjoys good soda like us humble folk.
December 4, 2024 at 1:14 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social has always seemed so down to earth. I bet he enjoys good soda like us humble folk.
It's December 4th practically where is my Spotify Unwrapped?!
December 4, 2024 at 2:29 AM
It's December 4th practically where is my Spotify Unwrapped?!