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Mary Lagazo
@mjla.bsky.social
Life's like a novel with the end ripped out
📚 Book Lover 📚
🎶 Westlife Addict 🎶
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If you're placing callers on hold and playing music, just let the music play.

You don't have to have it pause it every two minutes to play the recording reminding me to stay on the line and someone will be with me soon.

All that does is get my hopes up that an actual human is coming to save me.
October 4, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Thanks! I needed this laugh
I wasn’t aware that was a conversation?
October 5, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Every time I visit my parents, I get the urge to block Fox News from their TV and then act completely clueless on why it's not there and how to fix it
October 5, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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(Re)watching Hocus Pocus and man the chokehold this haircut had on all the nerdy 90s crushes
October 5, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I keep promising myself I won't buy any more books until I've read all my unread books.

This is a promise that will never come true....not one regret!
October 5, 2024 at 4:31 AM
It's the reason why I can't sleep
just found out many people don’t have an inner monologue and I am shooketh ?
October 5, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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There should be a maximum number of problems you're allowed to have
October 4, 2024 at 2:00 AM
This is oddly accurate

If I were a cat
October 5, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I'm thinking that before doing a major change, cell phone carriers should do a poll on whether they should do it or not. It'll improve the relationship.
October 5, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Thoughts from people at Verizon:

Let's force our customers to change to Google messages. Who cares if they don't want it.

We're just gonna ignore the complaints about Google messages.

People who like Message+ and Samsung messages don't matter/exist
October 5, 2024 at 3:23 AM
What's better AT&T or T-Mobile??

I have Verizon but they are seriously pissing me off right now!
October 5, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Me being hypercritical because the word Boyband is used

youtu.be/1COkozSHjto?...
March 12, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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I continue to approve of Lady Gaga
March 11, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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you listen to music to connect to other humans. i listen to music to witness the human become the divine. we are not the same
March 11, 2024 at 5:38 PM
"You're so short"

"Oh I don't know... Im 5 ft tall. I think I'm the perfect size for a guy who he pisses me off"
March 11, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I really liked the movie but I love the book more. I can see why Scorsese took the approach of focusing more on Mollie, Ernest, & Hale. The book is more broad. It's told from 3 different aspects, Mollie, the FBI, and the Osage descendents.
Killers of the Flower Moon: this is a film about dirtbags killing off Osage women for oil money.

The Osage Nation outlived those dirtbags, and is now doing INCREDIBLE things with food systems rehab.
March 11, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Meme of the day:

Oh the irony!
March 11, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Irish Coffee... best of both worlds
Whatever gets you through the day.
February 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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too many of y’all do not understand how many policy choices are the direct result of disinformation actors deliberately amplifying the niche views of heinous people in order to make them seem like more pervasively-held sentiments and causing wider societal rifts than actually exist, and it shows.
February 24, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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some of you are very close to making good posts and replies, very close, we need to set up an area where you can practice before you commit to showtime on main
February 24, 2024 at 7:46 PM
"I might have been born at night but not last night."

Quote from a cop to a guy trying to explain why he has several stolen license plates in his car
February 24, 2024 at 9:01 PM
February 24, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I get my dose of laughter from this

Maybe I should get a social life
February 16, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Friend: what political party are you in?

Me: I don't talk politics

Friend: why not?

Me: *silence*

Friend: I'll leave you alone if you tell me!

Me: fine...I'm a democratic socialist

Friend: *gasp* you're a communist!

Me: Do research. Your stupid is showing

Me: *walks away*
February 16, 2024 at 10:38 PM