MJPastellis is too pretty to be real
@mjpastellis.scares.men
(She/they/fae) Anarchist trans girl on her nerdy business and making art in hard times
You can catch me live three days a week at twitch.tv/mjpastellis
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You can catch me live three days a week at twitch.tv/mjpastellis
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Hai, just promo CRIMESMAS, my annual non-holiday celebration of everything crime media! This is a tough time of the year for me, so a few years back I elected to turn my stream into a space where we can be gay, do crime, and avoid holiday stress for December. Come hang at twitch.tv/mjpastellis
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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I'm really close to 500 follows, and I've vowed to do a big stream and play through the entire Sly Trilogy (no, there isn't a fourth one, idk what you're on about) if we make it during Crimesmas! I know it seems silly, but it'd mean a lot to this bug girl, so please share if you're with the vibe <3
I AM GOING TO MCFUCKING LOSE IT AAA THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH I LOVE YOU
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I AM GOING TO MCFUCKING LOSE IT AAA THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH I LOVE YOU
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis HAPPY CRIMESMAS! Zapping onto the scene in inFamous w/ thatpurplederg!
MJPastellis - Twitch
HAPPY CRIMESMAS! Zapping onto the scene w/ thatpurplederg | !tics !yak !discord
www.twitch.tv
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis HAPPY CRIMESMAS! Zapping onto the scene in inFamous w/ thatpurplederg!
I'm really close to 500 follows, and I've vowed to do a big stream and play through the entire Sly Trilogy (no, there isn't a fourth one, idk what you're on about) if we make it during Crimesmas! I know it seems silly, but it'd mean a lot to this bug girl, so please share if you're with the vibe <3
Hai, just promo CRIMESMAS, my annual non-holiday celebration of everything crime media! This is a tough time of the year for me, so a few years back I elected to turn my stream into a space where we can be gay, do crime, and avoid holiday stress for December. Come hang at twitch.tv/mjpastellis
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm really close to 500 follows, and I've vowed to do a big stream and play through the entire Sly Trilogy (no, there isn't a fourth one, idk what you're on about) if we make it during Crimesmas! I know it seems silly, but it'd mean a lot to this bug girl, so please share if you're with the vibe <3
Hai, just promo CRIMESMAS, my annual non-holiday celebration of everything crime media! This is a tough time of the year for me, so a few years back I elected to turn my stream into a space where we can be gay, do crime, and avoid holiday stress for December. Come hang at twitch.tv/mjpastellis
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hai, just promo CRIMESMAS, my annual non-holiday celebration of everything crime media! This is a tough time of the year for me, so a few years back I elected to turn my stream into a space where we can be gay, do crime, and avoid holiday stress for December. Come hang at twitch.tv/mjpastellis
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(Trying this without any hashtags.)
Hi there! I'm a ttrpg designer looking to sell some games! I set myself a goal of 1000 sales in three months!
So far, I'm at 10! Care to help make that number bigger?
Repost, like, maybe buy!
Lots of options!
Let's see what we can do!
kpetker.itch.io
Hi there! I'm a ttrpg designer looking to sell some games! I set myself a goal of 1000 sales in three months!
So far, I'm at 10! Care to help make that number bigger?
Repost, like, maybe buy!
Lots of options!
Let's see what we can do!
kpetker.itch.io
K. Petker
kpetker.itch.io
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
(Trying this without any hashtags.)
Hi there! I'm a ttrpg designer looking to sell some games! I set myself a goal of 1000 sales in three months!
So far, I'm at 10! Care to help make that number bigger?
Repost, like, maybe buy!
Lots of options!
Let's see what we can do!
kpetker.itch.io
Hi there! I'm a ttrpg designer looking to sell some games! I set myself a goal of 1000 sales in three months!
So far, I'm at 10! Care to help make that number bigger?
Repost, like, maybe buy!
Lots of options!
Let's see what we can do!
kpetker.itch.io
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Frosty Tools Sucks.
There are simpler, easier, less destructive things you can use instead.
Nightbot, Moobot, Streamer.Bot & MixItUp are all viable subs.
Sources:
1: xcancel.com/KenAKAFrosty...
2: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pil...
3: www.thetimes.com/uk/technolog...
#vtuber #envtuber #vtsky #vsky
There are simpler, easier, less destructive things you can use instead.
Nightbot, Moobot, Streamer.Bot & MixItUp are all viable subs.
Sources:
1: xcancel.com/KenAKAFrosty...
2: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pil...
3: www.thetimes.com/uk/technolog...
#vtuber #envtuber #vtsky #vsky
![FROSTY TOOLS SUCKS
Because it relies on generative AI, a process that hinges on stolen training data, and uses dangerous amounts of energy & water to power each shoutout.
The creator has admitted to using “The Pile” in the FrostyTools training data[1], which includes stolen Youtube Subtitles, Self-Published books and Academic Papers[2], directly stealing from small artists & creators without permission or compensation.
Based on the output from other models, each message from Frostytools can use up to an 500ml (18oz) of water & enough energy to fully charge your phone 7 times.[3]
Stop using FrostyTools. It is stealing work and polluting the planet to shoutout your raiders. Just use a non-AI chatbot instead.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gflevrnbp44fo55twfatwqvg/bafkreigtonkuxsrdeia6n6zjy5v7kb4ohwyeorjfvxmratv2tejhq4dstq@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Frosty Tools Sucks.
There are simpler, easier, less destructive things you can use instead.
Nightbot, Moobot, Streamer.Bot & MixItUp are all viable subs.
Sources:
1: xcancel.com/KenAKAFrosty...
2: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pil...
3: www.thetimes.com/uk/technolog...
#vtuber #envtuber #vtsky #vsky
There are simpler, easier, less destructive things you can use instead.
Nightbot, Moobot, Streamer.Bot & MixItUp are all viable subs.
Sources:
1: xcancel.com/KenAKAFrosty...
2: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pil...
3: www.thetimes.com/uk/technolog...
#vtuber #envtuber #vtsky #vsky
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis HAPPY CRIMESMAS! Agent 47, you have a new assignment. (The much awaited return for HITMAN 3!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
IT'S CRIMESMAS TIME AGAIN I'M SO EXCITED COME SAY HI FRIENDS OLD AND NEW (AND FUTURE FRIENDS TOO!)
IT'S CRIMESMAS TIME AGAIN I'M SO EXCITED COME SAY HI FRIENDS OLD AND NEW (AND FUTURE FRIENDS TOO!)
MJPastellis - Twitch
HAPPY CRIMESMAS! Agent 47, you have a new assignment. [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord
www.twitch.tv
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis HAPPY CRIMESMAS! Agent 47, you have a new assignment. (The much awaited return for HITMAN 3!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
IT'S CRIMESMAS TIME AGAIN I'M SO EXCITED COME SAY HI FRIENDS OLD AND NEW (AND FUTURE FRIENDS TOO!)
IT'S CRIMESMAS TIME AGAIN I'M SO EXCITED COME SAY HI FRIENDS OLD AND NEW (AND FUTURE FRIENDS TOO!)
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It cost 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
Store: Bibipins.com
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
Store: Bibipins.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It cost 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
Store: Bibipins.com
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
Store: Bibipins.com
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We can all have a civil discussion once this is ripped out of every browser and piece of software, and is entirely dismantled and rebuilt with exclusively public domain works. Until then it's on sight
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We can all have a civil discussion once this is ripped out of every browser and piece of software, and is entirely dismantled and rebuilt with exclusively public domain works. Until then it's on sight
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"Generative AI can be a good tool, it just has to be used properly"
Yeah that's exactly what CEOs said, that's why we're running "perfect" OSes with 30+% vibe code and have genAI dubs now
Yeah that's exactly what CEOs said, that's why we're running "perfect" OSes with 30+% vibe code and have genAI dubs now
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"Generative AI can be a good tool, it just has to be used properly"
Yeah that's exactly what CEOs said, that's why we're running "perfect" OSes with 30+% vibe code and have genAI dubs now
Yeah that's exactly what CEOs said, that's why we're running "perfect" OSes with 30+% vibe code and have genAI dubs now
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i hate when people say kindness has no reward. do you not find it rewarding to see people be happy. sorry but that's miserable
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
i hate when people say kindness has no reward. do you not find it rewarding to see people be happy. sorry but that's miserable
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There are streamers with "No politics" rules that usually means either you can be a piece of shit as long as you're quiet or it mirrors my views
Even those who don't have spoons to deal with politics, it allows bad actors in as long as they are quiet about it
Curate your space before it goes sour
Even those who don't have spoons to deal with politics, it allows bad actors in as long as they are quiet about it
Curate your space before it goes sour
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
There are streamers with "No politics" rules that usually means either you can be a piece of shit as long as you're quiet or it mirrors my views
Even those who don't have spoons to deal with politics, it allows bad actors in as long as they are quiet about it
Curate your space before it goes sour
Even those who don't have spoons to deal with politics, it allows bad actors in as long as they are quiet about it
Curate your space before it goes sour
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i would like to suggest a deal with catholicism. if your ‘pope’ starts mercilessly beating people for breaches of airplane etiquette, i will convert
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i would like to suggest a deal with catholicism. if your ‘pope’ starts mercilessly beating people for breaches of airplane etiquette, i will convert
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So it's Black Friday.
But we can't really afford to do a Black Friday Sale at the moment.
So, shop small this Black Friday, fuck Amazon, fuck the big corpos. Get your friends gifts they will really love, while helping out the little guys.
It's us, we're the little guys.
nerdyqueer.com
#bnsm
But we can't really afford to do a Black Friday Sale at the moment.
So, shop small this Black Friday, fuck Amazon, fuck the big corpos. Get your friends gifts they will really love, while helping out the little guys.
It's us, we're the little guys.
nerdyqueer.com
#bnsm
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So it's Black Friday.
But we can't really afford to do a Black Friday Sale at the moment.
So, shop small this Black Friday, fuck Amazon, fuck the big corpos. Get your friends gifts they will really love, while helping out the little guys.
It's us, we're the little guys.
nerdyqueer.com
#bnsm
But we can't really afford to do a Black Friday Sale at the moment.
So, shop small this Black Friday, fuck Amazon, fuck the big corpos. Get your friends gifts they will really love, while helping out the little guys.
It's us, we're the little guys.
nerdyqueer.com
#bnsm
Sometimes I'm so scared of accidentally misgendering my fellow trans folks cause "I definitely do not think of you as a man, I was just talking to you while still thinking about Grandpa Max from Ben 10" just doesn't really sound real to most people lmfao
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sometimes I'm so scared of accidentally misgendering my fellow trans folks cause "I definitely do not think of you as a man, I was just talking to you while still thinking about Grandpa Max from Ben 10" just doesn't really sound real to most people lmfao
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to HYA HA HAI HIIIYAH all over Ganon and let Zelda out of jail lol (Back to THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to HYA HA HAI HIIIYAH all over Ganon and let Zelda out of jail lol (Back to THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
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Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA
This piece has a generous 3000+ word introduction, because I want as many people to understand NVIDIA as possible. The (thousands of) words after the premium break get into arduous detail, but I’ve wr...
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November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
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it's not metaphorical or hyperbole when i say "kill Ai before it kills you"
Everyone knows data centers use a ton of water.
What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.
And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.
And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
AI’s water problem is worse than we thought
A new investigation reveals how Amazon is amplifying Oregon’s nitrate pollution crisis.
heated.world
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
it's not metaphorical or hyperbole when i say "kill Ai before it kills you"
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Our Master Sword is fully charged, Ganon's gonna get it! <3 (Back to The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Our Master Sword is fully charged, Ganon's gonna get it! <3 (Back to The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess (Back to JACK MOVE!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
MJPastellis - Twitch
FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess (Back to JACK MOVE!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess (Back to JACK MOVE!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
MJPastellis - Twitch
FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess (Back to JACK MOVE!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
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Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!