Martin Robbins
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My latest: How Reform are accidentally building a bat tunnel in Lincolnshire, and what it might mean for 2029.
Son of bat tunnel
Bat infrastructure is springing up across the land, and Reform are on the case.
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I would read “The role of the rope apparatus in British naval hegemony, 1707 to 1982”
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We also had ‘the apparatus’. It lived flat against the wall, but one day it was swung out across the assembly hall for an unknown
purpose. I always assumed it had something to do with public hangings.
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The press should be doorstepping the people who funded these repeated complaints and lawsuits. Make them explain themselves
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I’m the worst example given the last time I parked a car at a station for multiple days it got destroyed in a freak flood, but still I just wouldn’t risk leaving an expensive ebike at a rural station - there are no taxis or public transport options so it’s gone I’m stuffed. Great in cities though.
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Other massive problem is there’s zero point buying an electric bike for e.g. my 5 mile commute to the local train station because bike theft is legal and it’ll just get stolen. A good example of where we need joined up thinking across departments if we’re going to get to a goal.
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One for the all-time list. Good to see this platform arrive at last.
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Gavin has shown himself unfit to be President. This is why we should let our current President take a third term, despite his age. Who cares what the constitution says.
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"Not actively despise middle class white collar workers"
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My slightly tongue-in-cheek response is I’d rather have a town with a road through the middle of it than a village with a road through the middle of it! But from the sounds of it development would be focused more on the East side. Will be very interested to see the first plans.
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Honestly as a long-time listener I think they’ve treated it the same as they would have done 5 years ago, and as you say I think it’s far more powerful because of that level of forensic detachment.
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"It’s a canopy. A f***ing canopy. That everyone thinks is a perfectly reasonable thing. And it’s taken five years, three planning applications, god knows how much expense, and now hundreds of pages of forms and three separate consultancies just to install something to stop the rain."
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A pub in London Fields is trying to put up a timber canopy over its outside seating.

The planning process so far has taken FIVE YEARS. That’s longer than it took to build the entire Hoover Dam. capx.co/nimby-watch-...
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Hackney council is coming down on a popular East London pub
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Yeah, I expect it'll be a mixed bag given some are basically extensions of towns, some are new towns, they'll all be different development corporations, etc.
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(Or not banned exactly, but basically close to impossible to fit after 2025)
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Gas boilers are banned in new builds now anyway I believe
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Not going to dunk on civilians but it’s unreal that people are still sharing this, like I don’t know how you can be a functioning human being and think this sub-influencer dross reads like a 95-year-old British comedy actress. Wtf is half of it even talking about?
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Just a monumental failure of basic fact-checking for a random conspiracy theory to go out on prime time BBC broadcasting. I’m lost as to how @hignfy.bsky.social let it happen.
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Here’s the clip (which I will once again note for out-of-context reposts, is a total bullshit conspiracy/fake news).
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Honestly I feel like I’m going mad, everyone involved at The Independent should feel ashamed that this is their job and this is how they treat a dead woman’s legacy.
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Notably, if you follow the link, even the blog itself doesn’t claim she wrote it for them, it looks like something the author found on the Internet. jayspeak.blog/2025/08/02/g...
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It’s also beyond insane that the Independent are quoting ChatGPT slop from a completely random blog that went viral, including factual errors about her life, and pretending that Routledge wrote it.
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It’s so glaring now when you see this stuff - the “not… but…” formulation, the tricolons, the en-dashes, nobody writes like this but especially Patricia Routledge sounded nothing like it, you’re taking the distinctive voice of an eloquent woman and flattening it into two-dimensional slop.
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I mean this is ChatGPT output, and you haven’t even bothered changing the formatting. It’s absolutely obvious.
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They also seem to think the earthworks for HS2 are permanent, and not preparation for green tunnels, tree planting, etc., etc.
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The Guardian also appears to have got its facts wrong - claims the UK is 5th highest for its land size, but it's actually 5th in absolute terms (because it's a big country!) and ranks very low per capita (from the same study, www.lemonde.fr/en/les-decod...)
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"Microsoft says its Agent Mode in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an AI model’s ability to edit real world spreadsheets."
😩😩😩