Michael Klopman
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Unreasonably heartbroken over this
Jorge Mateo signs a 1-year deal with the Braves.
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Unreasonably heartbroken over this
Welp that’s a wrap on the #Orioles offseason. Solid B+
The #Orioles' pitching search includes a future Hall-of-Famer:
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/01/orio...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/01/orio...
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Welp that’s a wrap on the #Orioles offseason. Solid B+
35m AAV for 10 years? Amateur hour over here
Heyman: Blue Jays offer to Kyle Tucker was for 10-years, $350M.
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
35m AAV for 10 years? Amateur hour over here
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If the Mets got outbid on Kyle Tucker, the gaming commission should strip Steve Cohen of his casino license
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
If the Mets got outbid on Kyle Tucker, the gaming commission should strip Steve Cohen of his casino license
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He's ruining cities that voted D and disappearing citizens who don't like him. When he said he would "fix it" so Republicans didn't even have to vote anymore, what the fuck did you think he meant? Did you think that was casually tossed out there?
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
He's ruining cities that voted D and disappearing citizens who don't like him. When he said he would "fix it" so Republicans didn't even have to vote anymore, what the fuck did you think he meant? Did you think that was casually tossed out there?
The #Orioles chose not to say the highest number for one of the best free agent starters available, and instead let him go to another team *in the goddam division.*
Why on earth would anyone expect Elias to offer 5+ years/175mil for Framber?
Why on earth would anyone expect Elias to offer 5+ years/175mil for Framber?
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The #Orioles chose not to say the highest number for one of the best free agent starters available, and instead let him go to another team *in the goddam division.*
Why on earth would anyone expect Elias to offer 5+ years/175mil for Framber?
Why on earth would anyone expect Elias to offer 5+ years/175mil for Framber?
The Red Sox also fall way below the O’s and Royals in % of revenue spent on payroll. And Boston is a top 5 team in revenue!!
The most baffling not-trying-to-win-the-world-series teams.
Keep doing what you’re doing tho, Boston.
The most baffling not-trying-to-win-the-world-series teams.
Keep doing what you’re doing tho, Boston.
The Red Sox traded Mookie Betts, Chris Sale, and Rafael Devers in the past 5 years and have basically nothing to show for any of those trades. That they still have a nice core moving forward is nice, but doesn’t actually mean those trades were anything but a disaster, individually and collectively.
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The Red Sox also fall way below the O’s and Royals in % of revenue spent on payroll. And Boston is a top 5 team in revenue!!
The most baffling not-trying-to-win-the-world-series teams.
Keep doing what you’re doing tho, Boston.
The most baffling not-trying-to-win-the-world-series teams.
Keep doing what you’re doing tho, Boston.
Shouldn’t this mean the #Orioles are front-runners to land Framber? Right? RIGHT???
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Shouldn’t this mean the #Orioles are front-runners to land Framber? Right? RIGHT???
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this is where all the words Walz & Frey brought yesterday need to meet actual action, because people have pretty much hit the breaking point of leaders thinking saying mean things to the bad guy is sufficient
"The Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension has just revealed that federal officials have 'reversed course,' and the investigation into the killing of a Minneapolis woman by an ICE agent will be conducted by the FBI without assistance from the BCA."
Live: FBI pushes Minnesota investigators aside in ICE shooting probe
Demonstrators gathered near the Whipple Federal Building after thousands attended vigils to remember Renee Nicole Good, who was killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis. Minneapolis public school classes...
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
this is where all the words Walz & Frey brought yesterday need to meet actual action, because people have pretty much hit the breaking point of leaders thinking saying mean things to the bad guy is sufficient
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this is the nyt reply to my earlier post. but even now, after verifying the videos, it is still giving equal weight to both the lies from the government and the response to those lies. anyone can see that the footage contradicts the trump line. why not say so? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
this is the nyt reply to my earlier post. but even now, after verifying the videos, it is still giving equal weight to both the lies from the government and the response to those lies. anyone can see that the footage contradicts the trump line. why not say so? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Still holding out hope for Framber or Ranger (like a dumbass).
Talking myself into Zac Gallen.
Mentally preparing for the #Orioles to sign Zack Littell.
Talking myself into Zac Gallen.
Mentally preparing for the #Orioles to sign Zack Littell.
a black and white drawing of stewie from family guy sitting on a couch .
ALT: a black and white drawing of stewie from family guy sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Still holding out hope for Framber or Ranger (like a dumbass).
Talking myself into Zac Gallen.
Mentally preparing for the #Orioles to sign Zack Littell.
Talking myself into Zac Gallen.
Mentally preparing for the #Orioles to sign Zack Littell.
Sounds like the beginning of the acceptance stage... #Orioles
The Orioles have checked multiple boxes this winter. Is another large splash possible?
Baltimore remains engaged in the market for the top remaining free agent starters, sources said, as well as monitoring trade options.
www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
Baltimore remains engaged in the market for the top remaining free agent starters, sources said, as well as monitoring trade options.
www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
Will the Orioles make a splash with a free agent starting pitcher?
Baltimore remains engaged in the market for the top remaining free agent starters, sources familiar with the Orioles’ approach said.
www.thebanner.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Sounds like the beginning of the acceptance stage... #Orioles
🎵 o'daaaay o'day o'day o'daaaay 🎵
January 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
🎵 o'daaaay o'day o'day o'daaaay 🎵
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zohran will fail us many times because that is what politicians do. but what a change it is to have a little bit of hope about the place you live
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
zohran will fail us many times because that is what politicians do. but what a change it is to have a little bit of hope about the place you live
Oof, poor Mets
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oof, poor Mets
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Oh, the Trump White House didn’t release all the Epstein documents, as required by law? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! I’m sure it’s just a clerical error
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh, the Trump White House didn’t release all the Epstein documents, as required by law? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! I’m sure it’s just a clerical error
Who cares?
Did the Orioles overpay for Shane Baz? | Banner Baseball Show
Did the Orioles overpay for Shane Baz? | Banner Baseball Show
Baltimore sent four prospects and a draft pick to Tampa Bay.
buff.ly
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Who cares?