Mme Malarkey
@mmemalarkey.bsky.social
Just back to say I got sterilized last week. I didn’t want to go into my future in the USA as a human that can reproduce. If you’re considering it, do it before they gut the ACA.
January 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Just back to say I got sterilized last week. I didn’t want to go into my future in the USA as a human that can reproduce. If you’re considering it, do it before they gut the ACA.
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So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
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Thanksgiving doesn’t really start until my mom counts the Black Rockettes.
November 28, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Thanksgiving doesn’t really start until my mom counts the Black Rockettes.
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Tammy Duckworth on Tulsi Gabbard: "I think she's compromised ... Russian controlled media called her a Russian asset."
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Tammy Duckworth on Tulsi Gabbard: "I think she's compromised ... Russian controlled media called her a Russian asset."
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ok one more "how we do it on bluesky" re: "block, don't engage." it's not that anybody wants to tell you what to do -- it's that we collectively realized that this is what works. it works really great! zero, zero response needed. just block! don't argue at all with dickheads! try it! you'll see.
November 16, 2024 at 2:32 AM
ok one more "how we do it on bluesky" re: "block, don't engage." it's not that anybody wants to tell you what to do -- it's that we collectively realized that this is what works. it works really great! zero, zero response needed. just block! don't argue at all with dickheads! try it! you'll see.
Started my holiday decorating.
November 19, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Started my holiday decorating.
My brain: “Northwest Aggressive Prostitute”
November 19, 2024 at 1:30 AM
My brain: “Northwest Aggressive Prostitute”
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This should terrify every American. It doesn’t matter where you stand on immigration. Using our military as a domestic law enforcement tool at mass scale will destroy its core purpose, turn the American people against them, and damage the institution for decades.
November 18, 2024 at 2:11 PM
This should terrify every American. It doesn’t matter where you stand on immigration. Using our military as a domestic law enforcement tool at mass scale will destroy its core purpose, turn the American people against them, and damage the institution for decades.
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Hey, are you doomscrolling? Try to go to bed before midnight. It'll make you feel better.
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Hey, are you doomscrolling? Try to go to bed before midnight. It'll make you feel better.
In 2016, I worked to dismantle my echo chambers. The upside? I wasn’t shocked when terrible things went mainstream—I’d seen them brewing in their media. But that’s it. I’m now more at peace avoiding their media; terrible things happen whether I connect the dots early or not.
November 18, 2024 at 3:57 AM
In 2016, I worked to dismantle my echo chambers. The upside? I wasn’t shocked when terrible things went mainstream—I’d seen them brewing in their media. But that’s it. I’m now more at peace avoiding their media; terrible things happen whether I connect the dots early or not.
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I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
Just sharing again since there are more of you. 🦇
Is there a Sarah J. Mass faction around here anywhere? I would like to be weird with you, please.
November 16, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Just sharing again since there are more of you. 🦇
My son called Lord Farquaad “Log Forklog” tonight. Just here to say parenting is amazing.
November 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
My son called Lord Farquaad “Log Forklog” tonight. Just here to say parenting is amazing.
I’ll be damned if I’m going into unprecedented chaos with mediocre eyebrows.
November 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I’ll be damned if I’m going into unprecedented chaos with mediocre eyebrows.
Just to help round out my year, I have an appointment today at which I pay a nice lady $250 to make many tiny and very painful dye filled cuts in my eyebrows over the scar tissue from last year.
On my scale of negative 2024 events, eyebrow torture is at a 1. At least I have chosen it!
On my scale of negative 2024 events, eyebrow torture is at a 1. At least I have chosen it!
November 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Just to help round out my year, I have an appointment today at which I pay a nice lady $250 to make many tiny and very painful dye filled cuts in my eyebrows over the scar tissue from last year.
On my scale of negative 2024 events, eyebrow torture is at a 1. At least I have chosen it!
On my scale of negative 2024 events, eyebrow torture is at a 1. At least I have chosen it!
Is anyone else getting politics and large breasted anime drawings here? I know we make our own algorithms but I swear I do not entirely own this one this time.
November 13, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Is anyone else getting politics and large breasted anime drawings here? I know we make our own algorithms but I swear I do not entirely own this one this time.
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rare to have a social network where the CEO isn't the main character and we'd like to keep it that way
but for the record, @jay.bsky.team is the CEO of bluesky, jack dorsey is no longer on the board and he owns 0% of the company
but for the record, @jay.bsky.team is the CEO of bluesky, jack dorsey is no longer on the board and he owns 0% of the company
November 13, 2024 at 6:41 PM
rare to have a social network where the CEO isn't the main character and we'd like to keep it that way
but for the record, @jay.bsky.team is the CEO of bluesky, jack dorsey is no longer on the board and he owns 0% of the company
but for the record, @jay.bsky.team is the CEO of bluesky, jack dorsey is no longer on the board and he owns 0% of the company
Is there a Sarah J. Mass faction around here anywhere? I would like to be weird with you, please.
November 13, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Is there a Sarah J. Mass faction around here anywhere? I would like to be weird with you, please.
I told my mom I’m getting my tubes removed and she responded with 👍🏻. She voted for Trump so it was not a happy “way to go!” 👍🏻.
Anyways I regret telling her that this 😒 doesn’t mean this ☹️ when she was using it in the family group chat to reply to people who couldn’t make the holidays now.
Anyways I regret telling her that this 😒 doesn’t mean this ☹️ when she was using it in the family group chat to reply to people who couldn’t make the holidays now.
November 12, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I told my mom I’m getting my tubes removed and she responded with 👍🏻. She voted for Trump so it was not a happy “way to go!” 👍🏻.
Anyways I regret telling her that this 😒 doesn’t mean this ☹️ when she was using it in the family group chat to reply to people who couldn’t make the holidays now.
Anyways I regret telling her that this 😒 doesn’t mean this ☹️ when she was using it in the family group chat to reply to people who couldn’t make the holidays now.
Thank the gods this platform makes sense now. I downloaded it a while back and forgot about it because it didn’t feel like Twitter. Threads just feels like a car accident, lasted one day. Anyways, I’m hopeful.
November 12, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Thank the gods this platform makes sense now. I downloaded it a while back and forgot about it because it didn’t feel like Twitter. Threads just feels like a car accident, lasted one day. Anyways, I’m hopeful.