Matt
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Ahh, yes. Because notoriously once companies spend hundreds of millions on advertising, costs come down.
Scalise on GOP healthcare plan: "Car insurance or your homeowners insurance - you turn on the TV, there are commercials w/ lizards & all kinds of other animals that are selling you options to get lower insurance. You don't really have that in health insurance. So we want to open up the marketplace"
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Ahh, yes. Because notoriously once companies spend hundreds of millions on advertising, costs come down.
Shout out to all my homies taking that preventative pepto this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Shout out to all my homies taking that preventative pepto this morning.
Terrible feet though
Felt like Skattebo’s receiving ability was one of his most underrated traits as a prospect. He has really good hands!
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Terrible feet though
They can’t afford the transportation
Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They can’t afford the transportation
Is Jim Cramer drunk, or does he always slur his speech nowadays?
October 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Is Jim Cramer drunk, or does he always slur his speech nowadays?
Not anymore, bitches!
We think of the White House as a big mansion, but the point is it's not a palace. It's a house. It's modest, one of the smallest residences for a head of state. The east and west wings are deliberately minimal and unobtrusive. It's not Versailles or Buckingham. It symbolizes civic republicanism.
August 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Not anymore, bitches!
Reposted by Matt
I would pay good money for an app that I can use in the car to tell me What Is This Goddamn Guy’s Problem?
July 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I would pay good money for an app that I can use in the car to tell me What Is This Goddamn Guy’s Problem?
When criticizing these terrible companies doing terrible things, we still amplify and promote them. Especially established brands. People remember the brand more than its bullshit. The algorithm rewards the brand. I hope we can figure out a better way. Kudos to this poster for not mentioning them.
What the heck is a "non-professional" writer that you are publishing in your professional media outlet? Does this mean unpaid?
I hope they don't work on the book review...
www.mediaite.com/media/print/...
I hope they don't work on the book review...
www.mediaite.com/media/print/...
Washington Post Planning to Bring in ‘Nonprofessional Writers’ Coached by an AI Editor With a ‘Story Strength Tracker’
The Washington Post is working on plans to get content from alternative sources like Substack contributors and "nonprofessional writers," aided by an AI editor and writing coach, reported The New York...
www.mediaite.com
June 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When criticizing these terrible companies doing terrible things, we still amplify and promote them. Especially established brands. People remember the brand more than its bullshit. The algorithm rewards the brand. I hope we can figure out a better way. Kudos to this poster for not mentioning them.
It’s niche, but a pro Phillies, anti Ben Davis account is a beautiful thing.
A 10:05 start in a minor league park with Ben Davis. This is what hell looks like
May 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It’s niche, but a pro Phillies, anti Ben Davis account is a beautiful thing.
So he CAN make it 94 feet without initiating contact or falling
May 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So he CAN make it 94 feet without initiating contact or falling
They should list the travels he got away with on here too
May 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
They should list the travels he got away with on here too
Well can they get better care somewhere else? Without crippling debt?
Idk man. The line should be the complete lack of any legal process or standing.
Idk man. The line should be the complete lack of any legal process or standing.
If deporting US citizen children with cancer isn’t your redline, it’s time to reassess your priorities.
April 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Well can they get better care somewhere else? Without crippling debt?
Idk man. The line should be the complete lack of any legal process or standing.
Idk man. The line should be the complete lack of any legal process or standing.
Lakers probably could have won if they didn’t complain like spoiled toddlers all game long.
April 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Lakers probably could have won if they didn’t complain like spoiled toddlers all game long.
This has been a HUGE weekend for fans of golf and war crimes
April 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This has been a HUGE weekend for fans of golf and war crimes
Stuck on planes all day. Go birds.
February 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Stuck on planes all day. Go birds.
Normalize ending all business emails, all year long, with, "Go Birds!"
February 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Normalize ending all business emails, all year long, with, "Go Birds!"
when you HATE cops but LOVE singing along with your favorite princesses
January 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
when you HATE cops but LOVE singing along with your favorite princesses
Unless you’re allergic to shellfish
The world is not your oyster. No oyster is constantly trying to kill you.
January 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Unless you’re allergic to shellfish
Disney+ should do a live broadcast every day of the Main Street parade, and leave it up for 48 hours. Sell a download of it for $5. No commercials. Get plenty of footage of the kids. Interview them. Make it aspirational.
December 28, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Disney+ should do a live broadcast every day of the Main Street parade, and leave it up for 48 hours. Sell a download of it for $5. No commercials. Get plenty of footage of the kids. Interview them. Make it aspirational.
idk man, the statutory rape is pretty remarkable...
Whitehouse: "You had a guy who Trump was proposing to be the top prosecutor for the US whose only experience with criminal investigations was to be the subject of them ... the reflection of this on the judgement of Trump is perhaps the most remarkable part of this story"
December 24, 2024 at 4:06 PM
idk man, the statutory rape is pretty remarkable...
Ethics report: Representative Gaetz did a statutory rape.
Representative Gaetz: These weren’t prostitutes!
Representative Gaetz: These weren’t prostitutes!
December 23, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Ethics report: Representative Gaetz did a statutory rape.
Representative Gaetz: These weren’t prostitutes!
Representative Gaetz: These weren’t prostitutes!
Amazing ad for the Toro Workman
December 19, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Amazing ad for the Toro Workman
Who cares, he sucks, trade him, move on. I LOVE the sixers, but I've been over this guy for a while.
Per Sixers:
Joel Embiid (right sinus fracture) participated in team practice the last two days. He will be re-evaluated tomorrow and is listed as QUESTIONABLE for Friday night’s game vs. Charlotte.
Joel Embiid (right sinus fracture) participated in team practice the last two days. He will be re-evaluated tomorrow and is listed as QUESTIONABLE for Friday night’s game vs. Charlotte.
December 19, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Who cares, he sucks, trade him, move on. I LOVE the sixers, but I've been over this guy for a while.
I'm not a huge fan of the up-the-cloaca pose...
December 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I'm not a huge fan of the up-the-cloaca pose...
CNBC frames the results of a survey of their audience as representative of the US, which it is not. In fact two weeks ago, only about 100,000 people watched CNBC in prime time. The US population is 333,000,000. So 0.03% of the population watch CNBC. But it gets worse...
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/15/m...
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/15/m...
Majority of Americans are ready to support Trump and large parts of his agenda, says CNBC survey
CNBC All-America Economic Survey also finds public flashing yellow and red warning lights on parts of the Trump agenda.
www.cnbc.com
December 16, 2024 at 5:18 PM
CNBC frames the results of a survey of their audience as representative of the US, which it is not. In fact two weeks ago, only about 100,000 people watched CNBC in prime time. The US population is 333,000,000. So 0.03% of the population watch CNBC. But it gets worse...
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/15/m...
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/15/m...