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Monty D. Berry
@mmmmonty.bsky.social
cannabis farmer 🫐 wizard 🫐 spaz
“our planes are falling apart mid-flight, so we will now force more of them into the world.”

*stockholders cheering while they reenact the ending of sausage party*
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Floor time
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on AI doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
i really fucked with a$ap rocky until this shit w the album cover and other seemingly anti-yams decisions. like either be about a$ap or change your rap name
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I am a stinky doo doo boy no brain in head man who doesn't text his wife back

and my opinions SUCK
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
half a cig and half a margarita before bed on my first day off, then when i wake up at midnight i have the other halves. i am full fil ing godz will
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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A moment
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
leave the timer on so i know how long since the last dab
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
one must imagine mortal kombat good
Mortal kombat special forces has got to be the most boring piece of media I’ve ever completed.
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
how do i get baseball out of my queer feed pls help
October 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
microsoft is sooo fucking stupid it’s crazy. it’s collective corporate intelligence is in the negative.
October 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
“your flag couldn’t weather the storm in which i fly mine.”
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
great philosophers have assumed society to be on the brink of collapse for the entirety of recorded history.

i get the feeling the beat shall go on
October 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
you can lead a simp to thirst but you can’t make them goon
mmm i think it’s the other way around. simps go where the egirls go.
October 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
pokémon games should look and perform at least as well as Super Mario Sunshine and its crazy some people disagree
October 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
he is the litch
Mitch McConnell, fall
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October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the lion doesn’t concern itself with this stupid fucking trend god i’m gonna be so out of touch with the youth when im old
October 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
god did all that shit just to make women and the church just doesn’t get it
October 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
the children shall inherit the debt
October 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Did the story of the lesbians in V for Vendetta ruin your life or are you normal
October 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM