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Triple Dickhead (Moby 🐳, 🎸 Dale, PK 🛸) and erstwhile slacker
Hey NYT I'll give you a hint
The endgame rhymes with Schmistraction from the Schmepstein Schmfiles.
The endgame rhymes with Schmistraction from the Schmepstein Schmfiles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hey NYT I'll give you a hint
The endgame rhymes with Schmistraction from the Schmepstein Schmfiles.
The endgame rhymes with Schmistraction from the Schmepstein Schmfiles.
This is a small thread on the market inefficiencies of Amazon.
Take at look at these "Dementia Clocks". There's three more screens just like this -- all the same model of clock, each with one of those indecipherable brand names.
Take at look at these "Dementia Clocks". There's three more screens just like this -- all the same model of clock, each with one of those indecipherable brand names.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is a small thread on the market inefficiencies of Amazon.
Take at look at these "Dementia Clocks". There's three more screens just like this -- all the same model of clock, each with one of those indecipherable brand names.
Take at look at these "Dementia Clocks". There's three more screens just like this -- all the same model of clock, each with one of those indecipherable brand names.
this is heart-breaking -- just two votes switched would change the results.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
this is heart-breaking -- just two votes switched would change the results.
here we go
it's an absurd year from Judge, but I personally would still vote for Raleigh, due to the position-scarcity argument, and also because I think the differential in skill levels between catchers is unmeasurable, but real.
it's an absurd year from Judge, but I personally would still vote for Raleigh, due to the position-scarcity argument, and also because I think the differential in skill levels between catchers is unmeasurable, but real.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
here we go
it's an absurd year from Judge, but I personally would still vote for Raleigh, due to the position-scarcity argument, and also because I think the differential in skill levels between catchers is unmeasurable, but real.
it's an absurd year from Judge, but I personally would still vote for Raleigh, due to the position-scarcity argument, and also because I think the differential in skill levels between catchers is unmeasurable, but real.
The previous use of the word "bespoke" was the past tense of "bespeak", a lovely archaicism. I was nevertheless surprised to see the earliest printed reference with the modern meaning of "custom" cited in 1869.
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wha...
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wha...
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The previous use of the word "bespoke" was the past tense of "bespeak", a lovely archaicism. I was nevertheless surprised to see the earliest printed reference with the modern meaning of "custom" cited in 1869.
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wha...
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wha...
It's hard to get more literal than an image of the White House being demolished, without permission of any of Congress or the Architect of the Capitol or the White House HIstorical Association or anybody, in order to to build a ballroom like that of Louis XVI at Versailles, only ten times tackier.
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's hard to get more literal than an image of the White House being demolished, without permission of any of Congress or the Architect of the Capitol or the White House HIstorical Association or anybody, in order to to build a ballroom like that of Louis XVI at Versailles, only ten times tackier.
Amherst MA
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Amherst MA
JFC, just what we need, a Federal judge likening people showing up in frog costumes to firing cannon a Fort Sumter.
The whole point of the AGs' argument is we have precedents for what constitutes an insurrection, and being mean to ICE is not akin to the literal first shot in a civil war.
The whole point of the AGs' argument is we have precedents for what constitutes an insurrection, and being mean to ICE is not akin to the literal first shot in a civil war.
October 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
JFC, just what we need, a Federal judge likening people showing up in frog costumes to firing cannon a Fort Sumter.
The whole point of the AGs' argument is we have precedents for what constitutes an insurrection, and being mean to ICE is not akin to the literal first shot in a civil war.
The whole point of the AGs' argument is we have precedents for what constitutes an insurrection, and being mean to ICE is not akin to the literal first shot in a civil war.
He literally ran on the platform of "I am your retribution"
www.c-span.org/clip/campaig...
Ironically (well, not really, anymore) his court-filed appeal on the NYS corporate fraud conviction was that Letitia James ran on a platform that she would prosecute him.
www.c-span.org/clip/campaig...
Ironically (well, not really, anymore) his court-filed appeal on the NYS corporate fraud conviction was that Letitia James ran on a platform that she would prosecute him.
September 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
He literally ran on the platform of "I am your retribution"
www.c-span.org/clip/campaig...
Ironically (well, not really, anymore) his court-filed appeal on the NYS corporate fraud conviction was that Letitia James ran on a platform that she would prosecute him.
www.c-span.org/clip/campaig...
Ironically (well, not really, anymore) his court-filed appeal on the NYS corporate fraud conviction was that Letitia James ran on a platform that she would prosecute him.
Fake news
It's just a coincidence my own grocery bill is up 25% in the last three months
It's just a coincidence my own grocery bill is up 25% in the last three months
September 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Fake news
It's just a coincidence my own grocery bill is up 25% in the last three months
It's just a coincidence my own grocery bill is up 25% in the last three months
September 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Red letter day today for Ambassador Elise Stefanik.
September 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Red letter day today for Ambassador Elise Stefanik.
Went to a college fair with my kid last night
I ranked the colleges by the quality of the pens they gave away
Congratulations to Utica University for achieving the top rating!
I ranked the colleges by the quality of the pens they gave away
Congratulations to Utica University for achieving the top rating!
September 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Went to a college fair with my kid last night
I ranked the colleges by the quality of the pens they gave away
Congratulations to Utica University for achieving the top rating!
I ranked the colleges by the quality of the pens they gave away
Congratulations to Utica University for achieving the top rating!
The cognitive dissonance required to have these two sentences back to back in the same speech goes to 11.
September 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The cognitive dissonance required to have these two sentences back to back in the same speech goes to 11.
I used to check the Bureau of Labor Statistics for this chart every couple of months. I can't find it there now. Hmm. 🤔
September 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I used to check the Bureau of Labor Statistics for this chart every couple of months. I can't find it there now. Hmm. 🤔
Any guesses as to why he's so interested in the Olympics?
Weep, Los Angeles
Weep, Los Angeles
September 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Any guesses as to why he's so interested in the Olympics?
Weep, Los Angeles
Weep, Los Angeles
Hey New York Times you misspelled "tens of thousands"
August 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hey New York Times you misspelled "tens of thousands"
When the @redsox.com game is on Fox, the broadcast station we don't get very well. (That's Narvaez throwing to second.) It's like a video Leroy Neiman in a blender. Thank goodness for the WEEI broadcast
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
When the @redsox.com game is on Fox, the broadcast station we don't get very well. (That's Narvaez throwing to second.) It's like a video Leroy Neiman in a blender. Thank goodness for the WEEI broadcast
@redsox.com @redsoxstats.bsky.social I give to you the brilliance of AI when asked why the game is starting at 11 am tomorrow
The answer of course: tomorrow is Patriot's Day
The answer of course: tomorrow is Patriot's Day
August 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
@redsox.com @redsoxstats.bsky.social I give to you the brilliance of AI when asked why the game is starting at 11 am tomorrow
The answer of course: tomorrow is Patriot's Day
The answer of course: tomorrow is Patriot's Day
Screenshots taken within the same minute
Good job New York Timesf
Good job New York Timesf
July 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Screenshots taken within the same minute
Good job New York Timesf
Good job New York Timesf
Goddamned New York Times at it again. How about "Bove Nomination Advances after Republicans Prevent Him from Being Questioned by Democrats"
July 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Goddamned New York Times at it again. How about "Bove Nomination Advances after Republicans Prevent Him from Being Questioned by Democrats"
Am I wrong to judge the success of a conference on the number of books I come home with?
June 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Am I wrong to judge the success of a conference on the number of books I come home with?
Short answer: only if he can pitch in relief
May 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Short answer: only if he can pitch in relief