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Triple Dickhead (Moby 🐳, 🎸 Dale, PK 🛸) and erstwhile slacker
Dershowitz of course is referring to the sweetheart deal Epstein got from one of Tr*mp's cronies (and later cabinet officer) in Florida that had him doing easy time in a country club jail, not the more extensive federal charges that he beat by (checks notes) dying in his cell.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don't say this hypocritically, I am positive I make decisions like this without knowing I'm making them. That's one reason I am trying to step back in the merry season of consumerism and ask myself checklist style questions about purchases and needs and wants and so forth.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
And even that is pretty unreliable, since -- you know, that friend who recommends Dementia Clock C at twice the lowest price may actually be assuming it's higher quality because of the higher price, and because nobody likes recognizing themselves as a fool.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
But I have no way of knowing if this product -- or any of its clones -- is a quality product, because there's zero information content available from either the purchase and review patterns. We're left with good old word of mouth.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
And it's true that (no specific endorsements of any products here) we can get a lot of high quality goods that serve a useful function that we just never had before, at cheap prices. My grandparents could have really benefited from a large display clock that reminded them to take their meds reliably
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I won't go into the "late stages of end-of-capitalism" posts that truly bore me to tears, because in part I believe market efficiencies of old fashioned open competition are both friendly to the consumer and to the idea of informed choice that is, at its heart, a core democratic value.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's the opposite of competition, really, since there aren't really any true competitors that come out in the listings. The makers here are flooding the zone, and obviously Amazon is either colluding or doesn't care.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
What we're seeing here is the illusion of competition, but it's also a form of confidence game to brand the same product differently and charge a different price. In the meantime, this same clock has flooded the results for many keyword searches for "elderly clock" "clock for seniors", etc.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Some of these have as few as 15 reviews. One version, retailing for $59.95, has nearly 23,000 reviews with a 4.5 star average rating. ("Coupon Price" only $53.95). That one has a fake but American-y sounding brand name. The description boasts "US based costumer service" [sic]
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Are we de-branding, as it were, that we don't even care about the reputation? I think there may be a general awareness that the ratings are relatively worthless, in the era of AI bots placing reviews and paid influencers. Or is there?
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Because I can think of no other reason why this product ranges in price from $26 to nearly $100. ("Amazon's Choice" is only $3 more expensive than the cheapest price listed.) Who knows who actually manufactures it?
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
At a guess the only differentiator is in the product description keywords, each designed to get a different type of consumer to go directly to the individual listing and say "aha! That is exactly what I'm looking for!" and dish it into their cart without shopping around.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Wag the Dog vibes have never been stronger
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Nice try at a post, robot
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Odds are good he has Asperger's or a related syndrome. Living the life.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
And people want to know why I don't publish under my own name
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i feel seen
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I got flagged on Facebook once for discussing the Trolley problem.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
it never occurred to him maybe saving the planet that's a complete paradise compared to Mars -- airless, incapable of supporting life, a third Earth's size -- might be a better investment?
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
this is heart-breaking -- just two votes switched would change the results.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM