Rowdy Roddy Pooper
@modestproposal.bsky.social
He/him. Elder millennial. Infosec slave. Lefty. Homosexual idiot.
Washington, DC.
Washington, DC.
Losing all my protections from predatory corporations because a haunted moon escaped from its grandfather clock
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Losing all my protections from predatory corporations because a haunted moon escaped from its grandfather clock
Whenever I get to Reginald VelJohnson’s 5-second appearance in Ghostbusters.
November 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Whenever I get to Reginald VelJohnson’s 5-second appearance in Ghostbusters.
[audible groaning]
October 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
[audible groaning]
Caramelized onions for burger topping and onion dip. King of da cookout, baby.
August 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Caramelized onions for burger topping and onion dip. King of da cookout, baby.
I know that, historically speaking, it has always been this stupid, but I still cannot conceive that it has ever been this stupid in this particular way.
August 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I know that, historically speaking, it has always been this stupid, but I still cannot conceive that it has ever been this stupid in this particular way.
Goodbye, dry June.
Hello, wet July.
Hello, wet July.
July 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Goodbye, dry June.
Hello, wet July.
Hello, wet July.
What a lovely freakin night
June 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What a lovely freakin night
Mark today as the first time I’ve ever not wished misery and misfortune upon whoever it is that draws up the Connections puzzle.
June 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Mark today as the first time I’ve ever not wished misery and misfortune upon whoever it is that draws up the Connections puzzle.
Decided to have a peek at the episode description of a current episode of The Simpsons and man, what the fuck am I even looking at here
April 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Decided to have a peek at the episode description of a current episode of The Simpsons and man, what the fuck am I even looking at here
Lane Hutson’s official headshot looks like he just absolutely immolated you with a bitchy back-handed compliment
April 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Lane Hutson’s official headshot looks like he just absolutely immolated you with a bitchy back-handed compliment
Hello? St Patrick? Yes, I would like to register a grievance.
March 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hello? St Patrick? Yes, I would like to register a grievance.
I understand being more discriminating in what you choose to attend, but this shit is just cretinous and artistically illiterate. A few MAGA dunces appointed to the KC board doesn’t render the arts null and void, especially the NSO, which is contractually bound to the KC.
March 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I understand being more discriminating in what you choose to attend, but this shit is just cretinous and artistically illiterate. A few MAGA dunces appointed to the KC board doesn’t render the arts null and void, especially the NSO, which is contractually bound to the KC.
Fuck this guy very specifically
March 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Fuck this guy very specifically
I only started doing crosswords midway through the Covid lockdown. Could barely complete a Monday puzzle at the time. Feels nice to finally complete a perfect calendar month, even if it’s been the week from hell.
February 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I only started doing crosswords midway through the Covid lockdown. Could barely complete a Monday puzzle at the time. Feels nice to finally complete a perfect calendar month, even if it’s been the week from hell.
From a 5 hour old r/aviation post. ADSB transponder was on for PAT-25.
January 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
From a 5 hour old r/aviation post. ADSB transponder was on for PAT-25.
Friend who speaks a little Italian was stumped at the tagline on this poster we came across, so I looked it up and honestly it couldn’t be more perfect and/or Italian
January 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Friend who speaks a little Italian was stumped at the tagline on this poster we came across, so I looked it up and honestly it couldn’t be more perfect and/or Italian
A few minutes later…
December 31, 2024 at 5:25 AM
A few minutes later…
Three spirits (and Jacob Marley)
December 25, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Three spirits (and Jacob Marley)
Vould you care to join me in ze vankpod?
December 20, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Vould you care to join me in ze vankpod?
Come And See (1985)
December 5, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Come And See (1985)
A joyous chili season to one and all.
Chorizo and pinto beans over cornbread.
Chorizo and pinto beans over cornbread.
December 1, 2024 at 11:54 PM
A joyous chili season to one and all.
Chorizo and pinto beans over cornbread.
Chorizo and pinto beans over cornbread.
Protecting my sanity from banal heterosexuals this holiday season
November 30, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Protecting my sanity from banal heterosexuals this holiday season