Rowdy Roddy Pooper
@modestproposal.bsky.social
He/him. Elder millennial. Infosec slave. Lefty. Homosexual idiot.
Washington, DC.
Washington, DC.
[watches ‘Citizen Kane’ once] it’s a real shame this guy ended up so happy. Real missed opportunity to teach an age-old lesson about the hollowness of wealth and ambition.
Some are calling it the worst movie opinion in the history of the world
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
[watches ‘Citizen Kane’ once] it’s a real shame this guy ended up so happy. Real missed opportunity to teach an age-old lesson about the hollowness of wealth and ambition.
Suddenly remembering all the times we bombed the hell out of the former Yugoslavia and the Middle East because the big guy was in political trouble
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Suddenly remembering all the times we bombed the hell out of the former Yugoslavia and the Middle East because the big guy was in political trouble
Fucked up guy/lady
Fucked up animal/creature
Weird kid
Weird town
Weird house
Possession
Angry ghost
Cult (satanic or otherwise)
Cosmic/Lovecraftian
‘Ghostbusters’ (1984)
Fucked up animal/creature
Weird kid
Weird town
Weird house
Possession
Angry ghost
Cult (satanic or otherwise)
Cosmic/Lovecraftian
‘Ghostbusters’ (1984)
If you had to narrow the horror subgenres down to the ten most important, what would they be?
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Fucked up guy/lady
Fucked up animal/creature
Weird kid
Weird town
Weird house
Possession
Angry ghost
Cult (satanic or otherwise)
Cosmic/Lovecraftian
‘Ghostbusters’ (1984)
Fucked up animal/creature
Weird kid
Weird town
Weird house
Possession
Angry ghost
Cult (satanic or otherwise)
Cosmic/Lovecraftian
‘Ghostbusters’ (1984)
It’s hard to overstate the number of normie lib friends of mine who are absolutely breathing fire right now. We need 5000 more Zohran Mamdanis on the scene as soon as humanly possible.
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It’s hard to overstate the number of normie lib friends of mine who are absolutely breathing fire right now. We need 5000 more Zohran Mamdanis on the scene as soon as humanly possible.
Joyce Carol Oates is a forgotten god. She lives, largely unrecognized, in the ether above the petty business of men, but every now and then she descends to earth to deliver a judgment with unimpeachable finality - she carves the still-beating heart out of a mortal frame and weighs it for all to see
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Joyce Carol Oates is a forgotten god. She lives, largely unrecognized, in the ether above the petty business of men, but every now and then she descends to earth to deliver a judgment with unimpeachable finality - she carves the still-beating heart out of a mortal frame and weighs it for all to see
Between this and Obama calling him last night, they’re trying so hard to neutralize him before he has the slightest chance of succeeding. Welcome to Phase 2. It’s going to be a long slog.
After hinting at it on the air, Joe Scarborough told reporters today that he is trying to arrange a "peacemaking lunch" between Jonathan Greenblatt and Zohran Mamdani -- which would include him and Al Sharpton.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Between this and Obama calling him last night, they’re trying so hard to neutralize him before he has the slightest chance of succeeding. Welcome to Phase 2. It’s going to be a long slog.
Losing all my protections from predatory corporations because a haunted moon escaped from its grandfather clock
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Losing all my protections from predatory corporations because a haunted moon escaped from its grandfather clock
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just talked to Deborah Messing about Mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
just talked to Deborah Messing about Mamdani
Whenever I get to Reginald VelJohnson’s 5-second appearance in Ghostbusters.
November 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Whenever I get to Reginald VelJohnson’s 5-second appearance in Ghostbusters.
[audible groaning]
October 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
[audible groaning]
Friend of mine posed and interesting post-Trump solution to this at the bar tonight - give all these mf’s the option between working at soup kitchens and homeless shelters for minimum wage the next fifteen years or face prosecution. Any misconduct voids the deal.
ICE detains mother dropping off child at elementary school—refuses to even look at her U.S. legal papers.
"What documents?" agent sarcastically replies—holding up the folder.
"The ones in your hands!" witnesses yell back.
Madison Elementary School in Santa Ana, California.
"What documents?" agent sarcastically replies—holding up the folder.
"The ones in your hands!" witnesses yell back.
Madison Elementary School in Santa Ana, California.
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Friend of mine posed and interesting post-Trump solution to this at the bar tonight - give all these mf’s the option between working at soup kitchens and homeless shelters for minimum wage the next fifteen years or face prosecution. Any misconduct voids the deal.
Our politics are dominated by ancient rich fucks who haven’t set foot in a grocery store since the George HW Bush administration and think all cities are as depicted in the Death Wish movies.
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Our politics are dominated by ancient rich fucks who haven’t set foot in a grocery store since the George HW Bush administration and think all cities are as depicted in the Death Wish movies.
Couldn’t give one wet shart about the East Wing - put a Dave and Buster’s in there for all I care - but if it radicalizes the boomers who still get bleary-eyed over reruns of The West Wing then fine, whatever. Booo, mr Drumpf. Now you’ve gone too far, sir.
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Couldn’t give one wet shart about the East Wing - put a Dave and Buster’s in there for all I care - but if it radicalizes the boomers who still get bleary-eyed over reruns of The West Wing then fine, whatever. Booo, mr Drumpf. Now you’ve gone too far, sir.
The Gloom is finally here to absorb us into its tepid, ever-growing envelope and drain us of our nutrients until nothing is left but dust. Thank god. Do not try to save us.
MYSTERY: A strange gray substance has been covering cars and windows in Anne Arundel County the past two weeks, according to a report by WBAL. The Maryland Dept of Environment is investigating the cause. More details at cwg.live
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Gloom is finally here to absorb us into its tepid, ever-growing envelope and drain us of our nutrients until nothing is left but dust. Thank god. Do not try to save us.
I never had a “nazi phase.” I only ever knew one guy that did in high school, and he was a sallow little weirdo. All’s I definitely do know is that if I had ever gone through such a phase, a key part of exiting it would be having my massive Waffen SS tattoo covered the fuck up out of embarrassment.
October 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I never had a “nazi phase.” I only ever knew one guy that did in high school, and he was a sallow little weirdo. All’s I definitely do know is that if I had ever gone through such a phase, a key part of exiting it would be having my massive Waffen SS tattoo covered the fuck up out of embarrassment.
Man, if that car fetish guy from “My Strange Addiction” is still around, he must be on cloud nine.
October 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Man, if that car fetish guy from “My Strange Addiction” is still around, he must be on cloud nine.
I’m not sure what I did to earn so many Australian follows on this site. Maybe I resemble someone from the other place and ended up on a list. Whatever it is, I love you all and hope you fare better in the current political climate than we are (might need a character reference someday, too).
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m not sure what I did to earn so many Australian follows on this site. Maybe I resemble someone from the other place and ended up on a list. Whatever it is, I love you all and hope you fare better in the current political climate than we are (might need a character reference someday, too).
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“Please, Bert Guy was my father’s name. You can call me Bert Junior.”
A sitting judge, who also serves as a lobbyist for judges, and former Secretary of the Republican Party of Georgia, got a DUI when he hit another car with his Mercedes at Wacko’s Gentlemen’s Club in Jacksonville.
The levels of Georgia are off the chart.
The levels of Georgia are off the chart.
Georgia judge charged with DUI after parking lot incident at Jacksonville strip club
Bert Guy Jr., president of Georgia’s Council of Superior Court Judges, was charged with DUI from an incident in the parking lot of a Jacksonville strip club, authorities said.
www.ajc.com
October 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“Please, Bert Guy was my father’s name. You can call me Bert Junior.”
In the episode where Bart offends Australia, the guy from the State Dep’t voiced by Phil Hartman shows up at their house, and when Homer opens the door he says “Oh my! Hell-o!” in a singsong-y cadence and that line read hasn’t left my head in 30 years. It’s not even a proper joke
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
In the episode where Bart offends Australia, the guy from the State Dep’t voiced by Phil Hartman shows up at their house, and when Homer opens the door he says “Oh my! Hell-o!” in a singsong-y cadence and that line read hasn’t left my head in 30 years. It’s not even a proper joke
Issuing the following statement upon having watched “One Battle After Another”:
You should go watch “One Battle After Another”
You should go watch “One Battle After Another”
September 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Issuing the following statement upon having watched “One Battle After Another”:
You should go watch “One Battle After Another”
You should go watch “One Battle After Another”
Riding a commuter train from the airport and the automated message at the last stop is “thank you for riding my train service,” and, like, am I meant to believe that the train is talking to me? Like Thomas The Tank Engine?
September 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Riding a commuter train from the airport and the automated message at the last stop is “thank you for riding my train service,” and, like, am I meant to believe that the train is talking to me? Like Thomas The Tank Engine?
From Woodley Park to Chevy Chase, from Georgetown to Friendship Heights, from The Palisades to Spring Valley - if you see this man on the streets, make him bend down and smell your dick on sight.
Have you considered this is because you're a whiny baby with no self awareness whose entire vibe screams "loot drop"
August 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
From Woodley Park to Chevy Chase, from Georgetown to Friendship Heights, from The Palisades to Spring Valley - if you see this man on the streets, make him bend down and smell your dick on sight.
Caramelized onions for burger topping and onion dip. King of da cookout, baby.
August 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Caramelized onions for burger topping and onion dip. King of da cookout, baby.