Eric Teusink
@ericteusink.bsky.social
Always trying to figure out if I'm real Atlanta yet.
real estate lawyer • wannabe pol • grant park dad • adjunct gsu law prof • historic developer • beer nerd • book collector/reader • family traveler • dawgs • atlutd • hawks • miscellany
real estate lawyer • wannabe pol • grant park dad • adjunct gsu law prof • historic developer • beer nerd • book collector/reader • family traveler • dawgs • atlutd • hawks • miscellany
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
Hello police, TCM is refusing to run Casablanca or Citizen Kane or whatever, and, instead, is running a movie I SAW IN THE GODDAMN THEATER.
Please send help immediately.
Please send help immediately.
SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE (1993) — 12:00 am ET — 1h 45m
(TCM Primetime: New Beginnings)
Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Bill Pullman; directed by Nora Ephron
A motherless boy uses a radio talk show to find a new wife for his father.
#TCM #TCMParty
(TCM Primetime: New Beginnings)
Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Bill Pullman; directed by Nora Ephron
A motherless boy uses a radio talk show to find a new wife for his father.
#TCM #TCMParty
New Beginnings
December 31 at 8pm ET
www.tcm.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Hello police, TCM is refusing to run Casablanca or Citizen Kane or whatever, and, instead, is running a movie I SAW IN THE GODDAMN THEATER.
Please send help immediately.
Please send help immediately.
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Guess this is one potential outcome of playing Purdue nine times in a season
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Guess this is one potential outcome of playing Purdue nine times in a season
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We are now a Georgia win over Ole Miss tomorrow night away from:
Carson Beck vs Georgia in the national semifinals
Carson Beck vs Georgia in the national semifinals
a woman in a white jacket says so we 're doing this .
ALT: a woman in a white jacket says so we 're doing this .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
We are now a Georgia win over Ole Miss tomorrow night away from:
Carson Beck vs Georgia in the national semifinals
Carson Beck vs Georgia in the national semifinals
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I’m in the stands with the dumbest Miami fans alive, we’re all eating paint chips from a bucket and yelling “rent free!” because it feels good, later we’re going to the worst bar you’ve ever seen and getting into a fight with a guy named Dante
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I’m in the stands with the dumbest Miami fans alive, we’re all eating paint chips from a bucket and yelling “rent free!” because it feels good, later we’re going to the worst bar you’ve ever seen and getting into a fight with a guy named Dante
Is Planet Fitness a British company?
Because the preferred spelling in the U.S. is "judgment."
Because the preferred spelling in the U.S. is "judgment."
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Is Planet Fitness a British company?
Because the preferred spelling in the U.S. is "judgment."
Because the preferred spelling in the U.S. is "judgment."
Why can't ESPN give America what it wants on NYE?
An Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen broadcast of the Cotton Bowl
An Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen broadcast of the Cotton Bowl
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Why can't ESPN give America what it wants on NYE?
An Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen broadcast of the Cotton Bowl
An Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen broadcast of the Cotton Bowl
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They're punishing poor children because they hate Black people and immigrants and most especially Black immigrants.
BREAKING
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
December 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
They're punishing poor children because they hate Black people and immigrants and most especially Black immigrants.
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I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
There is no national security logic that would impel the US to want to do regime change in Venezuela. It's simply not that important. I'm not even sure wag the dog is the right metaphor for what's happening here. Seems like an insane misallocation of US national security assets and attention.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
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Here's our 7th most-read piece of 2025. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...
I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person
Our 7th most-read article of 2025. - - -I love my job. I make a great salary, there’s a clear path to promotion, and a never-ending supply of cold...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Here's our 7th most-read piece of 2025. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...
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I want to die
Since 2018, the Atlanta Falcons are 53-78 (.405) in games played with playoff eligibility, and 11-4 (.733) in games played after being mathematically eliminated.
HOW DID THIS TEAM LOSE TO THE JETS
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I want to die
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A pox on the sorcerer who charmed the youths into an unflinching belief that "lowkey" is some sort of universal adjective.
December 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A pox on the sorcerer who charmed the youths into an unflinching belief that "lowkey" is some sort of universal adjective.
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A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
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The simplest explanation, in my opinion, is Occam was a hairy dude
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The simplest explanation, in my opinion, is Occam was a hairy dude
"In a motion Tuesday, Peters’ lawyers said the Colorado appeals court no longer has jurisdiction over her case because of a Dec. 5 pardon issued by Trump."
If I am a member of the Colorado Bar I am immediately seeking discipline for bringing a bad faith claim with no basis in law or fact.
If I am a member of the Colorado Bar I am immediately seeking discipline for bringing a bad faith claim with no basis in law or fact.
Tina Peters asks Colorado appeals court to recognize Trump's pardon, release her from prison
Former Colorado elections clerk Tina Peters is asking the state appeals court to recognize President Donald Trump’s pardon of her state convictions as valid.
apnews.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"In a motion Tuesday, Peters’ lawyers said the Colorado appeals court no longer has jurisdiction over her case because of a Dec. 5 pardon issued by Trump."
If I am a member of the Colorado Bar I am immediately seeking discipline for bringing a bad faith claim with no basis in law or fact.
If I am a member of the Colorado Bar I am immediately seeking discipline for bringing a bad faith claim with no basis in law or fact.
Per the directive of @austinlouisray.bsky.social, one big ass airport beer.
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Per the directive of @austinlouisray.bsky.social, one big ass airport beer.
Signing some dudes. Or at least A dude. Fucking finally.
🇦🇷 Sources: Atlanta United is finalizing a deal to sign Argentine center back Tomás Jacob from Necaxa.
Fee in ballpark of $5m. Jacob joins via U-22 initiative.
Jacob, 21, product of Newell's academy. Made 50 apps for them, 17 for Necaxa.
Fee in ballpark of $5m. Jacob joins via U-22 initiative.
Jacob, 21, product of Newell's academy. Made 50 apps for them, 17 for Necaxa.
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Signing some dudes. Or at least A dude. Fucking finally.
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
In addition to being a lawyer, am I also a renowned scholar of geography?
Yeah, you might say that.
Yeah, you might say that.
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
In addition to being a lawyer, am I also a renowned scholar of geography?
Yeah, you might say that.
Yeah, you might say that.
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Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning
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My dad, who hasn't played a video game in two decades, is furious Mario and Luigi don't have Italian accents in the new movies.
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My dad, who hasn't played a video game in two decades, is furious Mario and Luigi don't have Italian accents in the new movies.
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Hilarious to call basketball a DEI sport when hockey is just a sport for rich white kids.
December 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hilarious to call basketball a DEI sport when hockey is just a sport for rich white kids.