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@modestyjorts.bsky.social
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30, transmasc genderqueer. Plastic man enthusiast and general art man.
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This looks so much like my old baby girl Felicity 😭 whoever gets this adopt should cherish them. Rogue cats best cats
A little blue grey cat with a silver snout sitting on a quilt looking chill A very serious fluffy blue grey cat staring at the camera and sitting next to a sewing machine
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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We've been fixing the dryer
A dryer on top of a small table pulled out with Ren working in the back of it
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
modestyjorts.bsky.social
I quote this to Ren all the time when there's skeletons
A young boy in overalls and a cowboy hat and an older fat man in polkadots walk through an old building by match light. The kid points towards a pile of dead bodies in the room ahead. "Look Woozy! Skeletons!" Woozy holds his hand to his mouth in horror, stuttering "I s-see!"
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Got the sewing bug so I'm piecing all these jean scraps
A bunch of jean scraps on the floor with q tips scissors and gorilla glue. Im not using glue on these I just get distracted
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Donation commission for @tredain.bsky.social of his big tiger Denatri. What a fun guy to draw!
A big anthropomorphic tiger man leaning against a bar. He's wearing a leather jacket and gesturing invitingly with his right hand with a coy smile. He's big and imposing. Ink drawing
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
modestyjorts.bsky.social
I've given up and become the plas guy
A story cover of plastic man where plas is flying through the night sky on a broom through the clouds and stars. Woozy is standing on a cloud with the hitchhiking thumb and a briefcase Police comics #47 cover with plas running ahead and holding woozy's hand who's falling behind him. Plas's arm is stretched far back to reach him. He's smiling while woozy is holding the brim of his hat trying to keep it on A plastic man story cover with eel O'Brian and Plastic Man running towards each other in separate bubbles. "To all the world, Eel O'Brian is the toughest gangster wanted by police in eight states. He lives a furtive existence. There isn't a crook living who doesn't know and respect him for his bold disregard of the law!!" "But in reality he is Plastic Man, champion of justice!! Masquerading as a criminal, he obtains inside information on the operations of his cronies. Then, changing his facial appearance and donning the ominous costume of Plastic Man he promptly brings them to justice!" Plas stretching above a fight with one finger, crossing his legs and lazily leaning his chin on his free hand
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I will draw them... One day
Plastic Man on his knees being barraged by electricity while woozy is held back by two men in the background. Woozy is biting his nails and crying Plastic Man and woozy winks leaning against each other in the street and sleeping. Woozy is holding plas 's chest and plas is resting his arm on woozys head. Plas' left leg is stretched out but has gone limp Woozy comes in with a ticking box. "Some admirer must have sent you a clock! Hear it ticking away, plas?" Plas shoots up from his desk chair throwing it back. His pen jumps from his hand. "TICKING?" Woozy zips in between plas's arms to read the note he was reading. His head squashes Plas's jaw into a pancake
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Nightshade chugging on this art
Pic of nightshade telling me it's gonna take 139 minutes to process this image
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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My cat's fucked up chicken toes
My cat's splayed out back paws
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
A box being prepared for shipping
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Patched a canvas
Close up of a canvas with a tear in it that has been patched
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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You want a PotO patch?
An embroidered patch of the Phantom from the 1925 Phantom of the Opera movie
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Is it really sewing without pliers?
A pair of pliers holding a threaded needle in front of a door curtain
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Ren pointed at this and said "Mar!" And then paused and said nevermind. He thought it was an aluminum can...
The cart corral in a parking lot. The end of one of the metal pipes is open
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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This kind of looks cursed but you have to believe me this smells fantastic. I strained the bones and added carrots, sweet onion, celery, potato, chicken & some lentils. Obviously there's garlic pepper & salt too. Noodles are added later
A crock pot full of soup
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Broke a needle
A new needle and it's broken buddy on a desk
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I miss Felicity. I used to get sad at night and she was there. She helped keep me from panicking as much. She was always close by watching or mimicking me. She had a chain-smoker meow & loved drinking out of the faucet
Felicity, my cat, hugging my arm while laying on me. We're both laying on a couch Felicity laying on a crochet blanket looking sweet Felicity in my lap while I was sewing on the floor. She has her paw on the garment. She would mimic me when I was doing things Felicity curled up in a blanket with all her paws curled in. She's looking up at the camera all cute
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Making the finished edge that will hold the Velcro. These pieces are so long!!
A long piece of fabric pinned and draped around a pin cushion. On a desk
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Im trying to fix my faulty copy of this book to give to my friend who I think would like it, but man the glue binding is terrible. No wonder this was recalled
The chromatic fantasy by HA, a book with anachronistic medieval inspired artwork, bound with rubber bands while the glue dries
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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So I'm by no means good at framing stuff, and will probably redo this, but we got the piece framed so it'll be safer until we have time to do a better job
Curiahcity's mandog original art framed in a picture frame
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I got this fantastic original piece by @curiah.city! The frame I got today is too small for it though 🥲 back into the plastic
Ink and marker drawing of Del's character Zayne in his mandog form torso up. He's giving a thumbs up with his tongue out and a big open mouthed grin. He's wearing a spike studded bracelet, a t-shirt, gauges and piercings, with a tattoo sleeve of bunny girls in various poses. He's scarred up and wolfish, with a pompadour and sideburns. Various "X"s dot the illustration
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I was nervous about how these would come out but I'm feeling a lot better about them rn
Pinned door curtain on a rug with a little shark pattern and light stripes Other curtain panel with a bit of the sewing done
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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This is gonna be so fancy
Magnets glued onto fleece fabric laying on a rug
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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There's something warm yet surgical about a sewing machine
A sewing machine with it's light on and fabric under the foot
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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It's a Charlie XCX album
Charlie XCX brat album and record. A green album cover with brat written in lowercase
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM