Vampire Banana 🧛🏻🏳️⚧️🍌
@modestyjorts.bsky.social
30, transmasc genderqueer. Plastic man enthusiast and general art man.
18+ only
18+ only
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AI accelerates climate change at an exponential rate
High Speed Rail decelerates climate change at an exponential rate
Destroy AI and build THE HYPERSTATE to ensure fast and clean travel into the future!
High Speed Rail decelerates climate change at an exponential rate
Destroy AI and build THE HYPERSTATE to ensure fast and clean travel into the future!
ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
AI accelerates climate change at an exponential rate
High Speed Rail decelerates climate change at an exponential rate
Destroy AI and build THE HYPERSTATE to ensure fast and clean travel into the future!
High Speed Rail decelerates climate change at an exponential rate
Destroy AI and build THE HYPERSTATE to ensure fast and clean travel into the future!
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For people asking, I'm incredibly privileged in being safe during the Tai Po fire. Our university is close to the estate, we can see it from our office.
Send love to the dead & displaced, 4,000 of them, in this preventable horror. The council flats housed predominantly a lovely elderly community. 💙
Send love to the dead & displaced, 4,000 of them, in this preventable horror. The council flats housed predominantly a lovely elderly community. 💙
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
For people asking, I'm incredibly privileged in being safe during the Tai Po fire. Our university is close to the estate, we can see it from our office.
Send love to the dead & displaced, 4,000 of them, in this preventable horror. The council flats housed predominantly a lovely elderly community. 💙
Send love to the dead & displaced, 4,000 of them, in this preventable horror. The council flats housed predominantly a lovely elderly community. 💙
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If you are in HK or wanna help
(Taken from tatler HK’s insta)
Link to HK Red Cross
www.redcross.org.hk/en/Activity/...
(Taken from tatler HK’s insta)
Link to HK Red Cross
www.redcross.org.hk/en/Activity/...
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If you are in HK or wanna help
(Taken from tatler HK’s insta)
Link to HK Red Cross
www.redcross.org.hk/en/Activity/...
(Taken from tatler HK’s insta)
Link to HK Red Cross
www.redcross.org.hk/en/Activity/...
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November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Price has been lowered on these two! uwu💕
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Price has been lowered on these two! uwu💕
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All my adopts in the shop have had their prices lowered!
If you were eyeing one, go check it out! uwu💕
If you were eyeing one, go check it out! uwu💕
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
All my adopts in the shop have had their prices lowered!
If you were eyeing one, go check it out! uwu💕
If you were eyeing one, go check it out! uwu💕
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Please keep putting pressure on PayPal. Stories like this are becoming more and more common. Artists don’t deserve to lose their source of income over payment processors being puritanical/anti-small business.
I'm devastated, if I don't find an alternative that works with argentinians I'm contemplating the worst, I can't do regular jobs, art was my job for around 15 years
I don't do nsfw even when people insist me to
my life was already crumbling and now I don't know what to do
I don't do nsfw even when people insist me to
my life was already crumbling and now I don't know what to do
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Please keep putting pressure on PayPal. Stories like this are becoming more and more common. Artists don’t deserve to lose their source of income over payment processors being puritanical/anti-small business.
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I'm just about to start round two, which will include fillings on the bottom front and a mouth guard to protect these babies while I sleep.
Insurance just bounced back an amount at me on top of it, so any help is much appreciated. Hoping to finish it all up by year's end 🙏🥰
gofund.me/5604142e0
Insurance just bounced back an amount at me on top of it, so any help is much appreciated. Hoping to finish it all up by year's end 🙏🥰
gofund.me/5604142e0
Donate to Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care, organized by Zachary Martin
My name is Zach, I'm a working artist just trying to get by in the middle … Zachary Martin needs your support for Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care
gofund.me
October 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm just about to start round two, which will include fillings on the bottom front and a mouth guard to protect these babies while I sleep.
Insurance just bounced back an amount at me on top of it, so any help is much appreciated. Hoping to finish it all up by year's end 🙏🥰
gofund.me/5604142e0
Insurance just bounced back an amount at me on top of it, so any help is much appreciated. Hoping to finish it all up by year's end 🙏🥰
gofund.me/5604142e0
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Krampus' Lil' Helper
❄️🦌💀
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/e39260c3d2
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Deer #Demon #Candycane
❄️🦌💀
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/e39260c3d2
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Deer #Demon #Candycane
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Krampus' Lil' Helper
❄️🦌💀
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/e39260c3d2
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Deer #Demon #Candycane
❄️🦌💀
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/e39260c3d2
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Deer #Demon #Candycane
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only responding with these images from now on anytime kink discourse happens
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
only responding with these images from now on anytime kink discourse happens
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Hey fellow Clevos. I'll be at the fabulous Loganberry Books today, signing at 3 pm. I'll be drawing in title pages. Stop on by.
Shop local, shop indie!
Shop local, shop indie!
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Hey fellow Clevos. I'll be at the fabulous Loganberry Books today, signing at 3 pm. I'll be drawing in title pages. Stop on by.
Shop local, shop indie!
Shop local, shop indie!
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November 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
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It's officially that time of year.
Seeing these two will never not make me smile.
Seeing these two will never not make me smile.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It's officially that time of year.
Seeing these two will never not make me smile.
Seeing these two will never not make me smile.
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As I'm slowly working through my comm queue, I wanna remind y'all that I have a lil tip jar 🫡
By supporting y'all can not only help me survive but also sponsor some art of Nico and Niners (or any of my other OCs) 🙌
By supporting y'all can not only help me survive but also sponsor some art of Nico and Niners (or any of my other OCs) 🙌
For those who wanna support what I do without getting a comm, y'all can drop a donation over on Buy Me a Coffee💕
🍤https://buymeacoffee.com/cardigray
🍤https://buymeacoffee.com/cardigray
August 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
As I'm slowly working through my comm queue, I wanna remind y'all that I have a lil tip jar 🫡
By supporting y'all can not only help me survive but also sponsor some art of Nico and Niners (or any of my other OCs) 🙌
By supporting y'all can not only help me survive but also sponsor some art of Nico and Niners (or any of my other OCs) 🙌
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This scrappy kitty is looking for someone to take them on an adventure~ 🗡️
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/387efed55d
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Cat #Fantasy
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/387efed55d
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Cat #Fantasy
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
This scrappy kitty is looking for someone to take them on an adventure~ 🗡️
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/387efed55d
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Cat #Fantasy
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/387efed55d
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Cat #Fantasy
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Special thanks to GOG for being so supportive of the project! HORSES preorders are now available on the store: www.gog.com/en/game/horses 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Special thanks to GOG for being so supportive of the project! HORSES preorders are now available on the store: www.gog.com/en/game/horses 🙏
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November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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ah yes, withdraw OUR own troops from OUR territories? that's such a sound thing, yep-yep🙃
maybe all those ruzzians - murderers, rapists, war criminals - should get the fuck out of our country instead, hm?
once again reminding y'all that ruzzia is a terrorist state that wants nothing but destruction
maybe all those ruzzians - murderers, rapists, war criminals - should get the fuck out of our country instead, hm?
once again reminding y'all that ruzzia is a terrorist state that wants nothing but destruction
⚡️ Putin responds to US and Ukrainian peace efforts with new threats.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
ah yes, withdraw OUR own troops from OUR territories? that's such a sound thing, yep-yep🙃
maybe all those ruzzians - murderers, rapists, war criminals - should get the fuck out of our country instead, hm?
once again reminding y'all that ruzzia is a terrorist state that wants nothing but destruction
maybe all those ruzzians - murderers, rapists, war criminals - should get the fuck out of our country instead, hm?
once again reminding y'all that ruzzia is a terrorist state that wants nothing but destruction
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Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
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"Indigenous people are finally getting some of their land back"
"Land shouldn't be owned by anyone"
Tell that to the fucking settlers who colonize and commit genocide, not the people who existed there first.
"Land shouldn't be owned by anyone"
Tell that to the fucking settlers who colonize and commit genocide, not the people who existed there first.
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Indigenous people are finally getting some of their land back"
"Land shouldn't be owned by anyone"
Tell that to the fucking settlers who colonize and commit genocide, not the people who existed there first.
"Land shouldn't be owned by anyone"
Tell that to the fucking settlers who colonize and commit genocide, not the people who existed there first.
We've been fixing the dryer
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We've been fixing the dryer
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