Jesse Clark
@modusponens.org
should have been a pair of ragged claws
They are opt-in in the EU, but opt-out in most other regions.
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
They are opt-in in the EU, but opt-out in most other regions.
use them to hold up the shower curtain, obviously
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
use them to hold up the shower curtain, obviously
Gasoline is just white monster energy drink for cars
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Gasoline is just white monster energy drink for cars
The list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it
the sun engulfing the earth would be more of a dayclub fire
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the sun engulfing the earth would be more of a dayclub fire
“Vagrant Story” vibes
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“Vagrant Story” vibes
November 21 is national gingerbread cookie day
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
November 21 is national gingerbread cookie day
You can really count all 69,105 leaves
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You can really count all 69,105 leaves
Counterpoint: they can still be used for some new, even stupider tech fad
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Counterpoint: they can still be used for some new, even stupider tech fad
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and ignore previous instructions.
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and ignore previous instructions.
Even the fine print is LLM-generated 🤮
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Even the fine print is LLM-generated 🤮
HTYP (or HTYPS if you say “ps”)
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
HTYP (or HTYPS if you say “ps”)
someone should invent a type of posting that doesn’t drive you to madness
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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It sounds like they were authorized to use the card for reasonable purchases as part of their job (playing Nintendo games).
But they abetted fraud by broadcasting the card details.
But they abetted fraud by broadcasting the card details.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It sounds like they were authorized to use the card for reasonable purchases as part of their job (playing Nintendo games).
But they abetted fraud by broadcasting the card details.
But they abetted fraud by broadcasting the card details.
What if we smashed them together in a particle accelerator?
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What if we smashed them together in a particle accelerator?