Jesse Clark
@modusponens.org
should have been a pair of ragged claws
Pinned
Jesse Clark
@modusponens.org
· Apr 26
BORN TO COLLAPSE
BRONZE AGE IS A FUCK
𓇂𓋹𓋴 Kill Em All 1177 BC
I am sea person
410,757,864,530 DEAD MEDITERRANEANS
BRONZE AGE IS A FUCK
𓇂𓋹𓋴 Kill Em All 1177 BC
I am sea person
410,757,864,530 DEAD MEDITERRANEANS
You want me to “doom scroll”? The thing that killed my level 20 rogue?
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You want me to “doom scroll”? The thing that killed my level 20 rogue?
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caramelize me like one of your french onions
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
caramelize me like one of your french onions
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imdb is short for im down bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
imdb is short for im down bad
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keep going, or stuff i have to keep telling myself
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
keep going, or stuff i have to keep telling myself
Raw-dogging the 36-hour flight to the Tanhauser Gate.
“Out the left window you can see some C-beams glittering–“
Not even interested.
“Out the left window you can see some C-beams glittering–“
Not even interested.
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Raw-dogging the 36-hour flight to the Tanhauser Gate.
“Out the left window you can see some C-beams glittering–“
Not even interested.
“Out the left window you can see some C-beams glittering–“
Not even interested.
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Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet."
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet."
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
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Me: I have two birds inside of me.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Me: I have two birds inside of me.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
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A huge, beautiful library of tessellated materials in biology!
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
HU
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A huge, beautiful library of tessellated materials in biology!
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
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When Lego hits your foot, cause you stepped on it, OOF, that's a $%&(@%)&@$%)*&
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When Lego hits your foot, cause you stepped on it, OOF, that's a $%&(@%)&@$%)*&
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i refuse to do anything for the time being—the time being is already far too powerful
May 4, 2024 at 1:39 AM
i refuse to do anything for the time being—the time being is already far too powerful
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net bastard is gross bastard minus expenses
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
net bastard is gross bastard minus expenses
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DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
someone should invent a type of posting that doesn’t drive you to madness
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
someone should invent a type of posting that doesn’t drive you to madness
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WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
Bartleby the Scrivener logging on for another day of bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
When you choose to interpret something in an overly literal way, that’s called autistic license.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When you choose to interpret something in an overly literal way, that’s called autistic license.
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Pagliacci you say? Fascinating, I myself have never heard of this--he's a Clown you say? And you hear he's funny? I would love to hear more of your thoughts, or any specific feedback about him if you have it. Which jokes landed. Just curious. Excited to learn more about this guy for the first time.
August 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Pagliacci you say? Fascinating, I myself have never heard of this--he's a Clown you say? And you hear he's funny? I would love to hear more of your thoughts, or any specific feedback about him if you have it. Which jokes landed. Just curious. Excited to learn more about this guy for the first time.
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*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
My name is Mitochondrion, Powerhouse of the Cell. Look at how I work, ye Mighty, and despair.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My name is Mitochondrion, Powerhouse of the Cell. Look at how I work, ye Mighty, and despair.
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
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wow, ok, despairing now. i loved his Works. had no idea that nothing remained of them but lone and level sands
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
wow, ok, despairing now. i loved his Works. had no idea that nothing remained of them but lone and level sands