Jesse Clark
@modusponens.org
should have been a pair of ragged claws
Pinned
Jesse Clark
@modusponens.org
· Apr 26
BORN TO COLLAPSE
BRONZE AGE IS A FUCK
𓇂𓋹𓋴 Kill Em All 1177 BC
I am sea person
410,757,864,530 DEAD MEDITERRANEANS
BRONZE AGE IS A FUCK
𓇂𓋹𓋴 Kill Em All 1177 BC
I am sea person
410,757,864,530 DEAD MEDITERRANEANS
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Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet."
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet."
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
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Me: I have two birds inside of me.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Me: I have two birds inside of me.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
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A huge, beautiful library of tessellated materials in biology!
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
HU
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A huge, beautiful library of tessellated materials in biology!
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
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When Lego hits your foot, cause you stepped on it, OOF, that's a $%&(@%)&@$%)*&
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When Lego hits your foot, cause you stepped on it, OOF, that's a $%&(@%)&@$%)*&
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i refuse to do anything for the time being—the time being is already far too powerful
May 4, 2024 at 1:39 AM
i refuse to do anything for the time being—the time being is already far too powerful
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net bastard is gross bastard minus expenses
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
net bastard is gross bastard minus expenses
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DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
someone should invent a type of posting that doesn’t drive you to madness
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
someone should invent a type of posting that doesn’t drive you to madness
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WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
Bartleby the Scrivener logging on for another day of bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
When you choose to interpret something in an overly literal way, that’s called autistic license.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When you choose to interpret something in an overly literal way, that’s called autistic license.
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Pagliacci you say? Fascinating, I myself have never heard of this--he's a Clown you say? And you hear he's funny? I would love to hear more of your thoughts, or any specific feedback about him if you have it. Which jokes landed. Just curious. Excited to learn more about this guy for the first time.
August 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Pagliacci you say? Fascinating, I myself have never heard of this--he's a Clown you say? And you hear he's funny? I would love to hear more of your thoughts, or any specific feedback about him if you have it. Which jokes landed. Just curious. Excited to learn more about this guy for the first time.
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*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
My name is Mitochondrion, Powerhouse of the Cell. Look at how I work, ye Mighty, and despair.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My name is Mitochondrion, Powerhouse of the Cell. Look at how I work, ye Mighty, and despair.
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
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wow, ok, despairing now. i loved his Works. had no idea that nothing remained of them but lone and level sands
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
wow, ok, despairing now. i loved his Works. had no idea that nothing remained of them but lone and level sands
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My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.
The sneer of cold command stays ON during sex.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The sneer of cold command stays ON during sex.
My name is Ea-nāṣir, Merchant of Merchants. Look on my goods, ye buyer, and beware.
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My name is Ea-nāṣir, Merchant of Merchants. Look on my goods, ye buyer, and beware.
(Gordon Lightfoot voice)
A legend lives on from a land that’s long gone,
of two legs made of stone in the desert.
A face in the sand has a sneer of command
that could rule us and mock us and feed us.
The pedestal there says: “Mighty, despair,
at the Works of King Ozymandias.”
A legend lives on from a land that’s long gone,
of two legs made of stone in the desert.
A face in the sand has a sneer of command
that could rule us and mock us and feed us.
The pedestal there says: “Mighty, despair,
at the Works of King Ozymandias.”
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
There was an old man you could gaze
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
(Gordon Lightfoot voice)
A legend lives on from a land that’s long gone,
of two legs made of stone in the desert.
A face in the sand has a sneer of command
that could rule us and mock us and feed us.
The pedestal there says: “Mighty, despair,
at the Works of King Ozymandias.”
A legend lives on from a land that’s long gone,
of two legs made of stone in the desert.
A face in the sand has a sneer of command
that could rule us and mock us and feed us.
The pedestal there says: “Mighty, despair,
at the Works of King Ozymandias.”