Moevember is Karnovember 🎈
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I grow chili peppers and send them to Hatsune Miku
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Amazing to live in a country where we gradually decided it's incalculably rude to just take the microphone out of grandpa's hand when he starts making racist comments during the wedding speech. No no let him go on, he's clearly burying himself. He's actually becoming a skeleton right now!
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Amazing to live in a country where we gradually decided it's incalculably rude to just take the microphone out of grandpa's hand when he starts making racist comments during the wedding speech. No no let him go on, he's clearly burying himself. He's actually becoming a skeleton right now!
This guy smokes way too much
anyway you know perfectly well this conversation 99.9999% of the time is "hi I'm in college and my ID is 100% real, I have a test next tuesday will I still be high if I smoke tonight?"
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This guy smokes way too much
🎵 i can jump real high / i can fart real loud 🎵
🎵 i go into the sky on a big green cloud 🎵
🎵 it comes out of my butt / everybody's so proud 🎵
🎵 what is wrong with me? 🎵
🎵 i go into the sky on a big green cloud 🎵
🎵 it comes out of my butt / everybody's so proud 🎵
🎵 what is wrong with me? 🎵
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
🎵 i can jump real high / i can fart real loud 🎵
🎵 i go into the sky on a big green cloud 🎵
🎵 it comes out of my butt / everybody's so proud 🎵
🎵 what is wrong with me? 🎵
🎵 i go into the sky on a big green cloud 🎵
🎵 it comes out of my butt / everybody's so proud 🎵
🎵 what is wrong with me? 🎵
Gonna side with the PhDs on the whale scenario and say sometimes cetaceans die on beaches and that is alarming to soft hearted types, but just don't get involved in wildlife
Not your job to make up for the celestial balance sheet
That is exactly why there is a celestial balance sheet
Not your job to make up for the celestial balance sheet
That is exactly why there is a celestial balance sheet
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Gonna side with the PhDs on the whale scenario and say sometimes cetaceans die on beaches and that is alarming to soft hearted types, but just don't get involved in wildlife
Not your job to make up for the celestial balance sheet
That is exactly why there is a celestial balance sheet
Not your job to make up for the celestial balance sheet
That is exactly why there is a celestial balance sheet
Okay so this was totally not worth the effort to get and took forever and ruined my love of a game that was we genuinely giving me joy but also look how shiny
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Okay so this was totally not worth the effort to get and took forever and ruined my love of a game that was we genuinely giving me joy but also look how shiny
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every time I explain to my coworkers that a social media influencer from out of town has convinced the Trump administration that the Portland police are antifa, they look at me like I've sprouted a second head www.theverge.com/policy/81340...
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
every time I explain to my coworkers that a social media influencer from out of town has convinced the Trump administration that the Portland police are antifa, they look at me like I've sprouted a second head www.theverge.com/policy/81340...
When i was a teenager we'd figure "a guy who can get a lot of ladies to touch his dick, that's who should be in charge" and, well, i'm not sure that worked out the way we hoped
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
When i was a teenager we'd figure "a guy who can get a lot of ladies to touch his dick, that's who should be in charge" and, well, i'm not sure that worked out the way we hoped
Reposted by Moevember is Karnovember 🎈
Love Portland
Here are some restaurants in Portland providing free food as many people in Portland face food insecurity this next month
Heretic coffee
Here are some restaurants in Portland providing free food as many people in Portland face food insecurity this next month
Heretic coffee
October 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Love Portland
Here are some restaurants in Portland providing free food as many people in Portland face food insecurity this next month
Heretic coffee
Here are some restaurants in Portland providing free food as many people in Portland face food insecurity this next month
Heretic coffee
Real quick advice to new Portlanders: if you go outside here, you're actually gonna be in the real world with the normies, not in a Special Emotions Zone, and while we will recognize your weird, mercurial online community language, we will also hate you for thinking we want to hear it.
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Real quick advice to new Portlanders: if you go outside here, you're actually gonna be in the real world with the normies, not in a Special Emotions Zone, and while we will recognize your weird, mercurial online community language, we will also hate you for thinking we want to hear it.
Volunteered today at an event with some youngster types who made it sound like Portland is currently communist utopia
Then had a conversation with somebody else about how Tri-Met is helpfully reaching out to ask riders how many joints they'd prefer us to cut off and from which fingers exactly?
Then had a conversation with somebody else about how Tri-Met is helpfully reaching out to ask riders how many joints they'd prefer us to cut off and from which fingers exactly?
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Volunteered today at an event with some youngster types who made it sound like Portland is currently communist utopia
Then had a conversation with somebody else about how Tri-Met is helpfully reaching out to ask riders how many joints they'd prefer us to cut off and from which fingers exactly?
Then had a conversation with somebody else about how Tri-Met is helpfully reaching out to ask riders how many joints they'd prefer us to cut off and from which fingers exactly?
I wonder what happened to the guy who used to shout "TARNEX restores the shine" while dipping a horrible dumpster goblet into a tub of clear liquid and producing a gleaming golden object
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I wonder what happened to the guy who used to shout "TARNEX restores the shine" while dipping a horrible dumpster goblet into a tub of clear liquid and producing a gleaming golden object
Put the correct amount of the correct kind of peppers in the curry tonight but failed to use less than a hundred hours to make the curry but it's still delicious even though some of the chicken seems to have left through some kind of curry chicken magic
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Put the correct amount of the correct kind of peppers in the curry tonight but failed to use less than a hundred hours to make the curry but it's still delicious even though some of the chicken seems to have left through some kind of curry chicken magic
Big respect to everybody who came out to the protests yesterday but a reminder to suburbanites that Portland is not your political action theme park.
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Big respect to everybody who came out to the protests yesterday but a reminder to suburbanites that Portland is not your political action theme park.
Thought I was putting two dried aji lemon drop in the curry but it was two peach bhut jolokia and didn't realize it until after we ate it
Fun times ahead!
Fun times ahead!
October 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Thought I was putting two dried aji lemon drop in the curry but it was two peach bhut jolokia and didn't realize it until after we ate it
Fun times ahead!
Fun times ahead!
One of the perennial Portland experiences is meeting somebody new to town and listening to their inevitably hilarious or Portlandia based expectations of the city and people
Me, watching Portland swing from global darling to dumpster fire to global darling because of outsiders gazing at us through the keyhole once or twice a decade.
a woman is sitting on top of a large ball with youtube music written on the bottom right
ALT: a woman is sitting on top of a large ball with youtube music written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
One of the perennial Portland experiences is meeting somebody new to town and listening to their inevitably hilarious or Portlandia based expectations of the city and people
Neat to find out that my concern about drivers going the wrong way on either side of Omaha (which I've observed dozens of times) was news to the planners🫠 oh well glad I spoke up!
Join PBOT at the joint Arbor Lodge and Overlook neighborhood project meeting, Wed. Oct. 8, at Arborlook Carts, 4 to 6 p.m. to learn about new safety improvements coming to N Ainsworth Street. At 6 p.m. we'll walk a quarter mile to N Omaha Avenue to talk about the planned traffic diversion pilot.
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Neat to find out that my concern about drivers going the wrong way on either side of Omaha (which I've observed dozens of times) was news to the planners🫠 oh well glad I spoke up!
Cannot wait to see what manner of sternly worded lawn signs the upcoming military invasion of Portland is gonna produce
October 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Cannot wait to see what manner of sternly worded lawn signs the upcoming military invasion of Portland is gonna produce
In the interest of ruining the cyclesexual turbo nerds' day again I point out that you can absolutely crash your bike into all kinds of things because your fucking brakes can give out and you do not get to choose when that happens. WEAR A HELMET YOU TURBO NERDS!
Bicyclist hospitalized after crash with police car on West Burnside Street
The crash happened shortly after 6 a.m. near Northwest 19th Avenue, and shut down the intersection for some time.
www.kgw.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In the interest of ruining the cyclesexual turbo nerds' day again I point out that you can absolutely crash your bike into all kinds of things because your fucking brakes can give out and you do not get to choose when that happens. WEAR A HELMET YOU TURBO NERDS!
You cannot tell me this person has not repeatedly smashed their unprotected head into trees and asphalt I will simply not believe you
September 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You cannot tell me this person has not repeatedly smashed their unprotected head into trees and asphalt I will simply not believe you
Guessing those theatre kids luring ICE with donuts on fishing poles really hurt somebody's feelings 😢
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Guessing those theatre kids luring ICE with donuts on fishing poles really hurt somebody's feelings 😢
Thinking about the bike brained turbo nerds here in Portland who complain about helmet scolding. No cars involved in this one my turbo nerds
Man on e-scooter dies weeks after crashing into pothole in Southeast Portland
A man riding an e-scooter died more than three weeks after being critically injured in a crash in Southeast Portland, police confirmed.
katu.com
September 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Thinking about the bike brained turbo nerds here in Portland who complain about helmet scolding. No cars involved in this one my turbo nerds
Holy crap got another one first try!
September 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Holy crap got another one first try!
Snagged the box first try and even hooked the bow! Good start at Round1 today
September 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Snagged the box first try and even hooked the bow! Good start at Round1 today
This article makes literally no mention of Kirk's history of behaviour, painting him in glowing terms. Who the fuck is this for, OPB? Because it makes me want to fucking puke.
Dan Lanning, the head coach of the Oregon Ducks, commented on the killing of right-wing activist Charlie Kirk, saying he had recently learned Kirk was a fan of the team.
‘Life matters’: Oregon Coach Dan Lanning responds to Charlie Kirk’s assassination
Oregon Ducks head coach Dan Lanning spoke about the killing of Charlie Kirk at a postgame press conference Saturday. Lanning condemned political violence and held up his team as a role model for the country amid the debates surrounding Kirk's death.
www.opb.org
September 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This article makes literally no mention of Kirk's history of behaviour, painting him in glowing terms. Who the fuck is this for, OPB? Because it makes me want to fucking puke.