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It turns out "I'm excited for my hard-offline staycation" has the same cosmic consequences as a movie cop saying "it's my last case before retirement"
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It turns out "I'm excited for my hard-offline staycation" has the same cosmic consequences as a movie cop saying "it's my last case before retirement"
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if you want to be attractive to women you need to become a high value man. to do this you must learn THE LUA PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. women love a man who can write the LUA PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. this sets you apart in the sexual marketplace, and shows that you can provide with THE LUA PROGRAMMING LANG-
September 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
if you want to be attractive to women you need to become a high value man. to do this you must learn THE LUA PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. women love a man who can write the LUA PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. this sets you apart in the sexual marketplace, and shows that you can provide with THE LUA PROGRAMMING LANG-
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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as a person with adult children who still speak to me, have you tried treating your kids like people rather than property?
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
as a person with adult children who still speak to me, have you tried treating your kids like people rather than property?
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having a codebase geared to scale, for no reason other than love of the game, is auspicious actually
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
having a codebase geared to scale, for no reason other than love of the game, is auspicious actually
indie nerd music label called Backfill Records
Wrote a getting started guide for Tap tonight! The new tool from Bluesky to backfill records and track future ones easier. Includes install directions, some explanation of what it does and how to configure it as well to help you get started.
Quick getting started notes on tap
Bluesky released a new backfill/firehose tool today called Tap. These are some quick notes on trying it out to make it easier for anyone to give it a go.
marvins-guide.leaflet.pub
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
indie nerd music label called Backfill Records
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rsc cves dropping like cloudflare uptime
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
rsc cves dropping like cloudflare uptime
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monolithic single-binary gender vs scalable containerized gender microservices
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
monolithic single-binary gender vs scalable containerized gender microservices
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god grant me the confidence claude has when it thinks this time, just this once, calling 'sed' will not mess up the entire codebase
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
god grant me the confidence claude has when it thinks this time, just this once, calling 'sed' will not mess up the entire codebase
somehow rolling my own (o)auth client help
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
somehow rolling my own (o)auth client help
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
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hopital
beautiful ibuprofen and red bull on an empty stomach i will live forever
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
hopital
I really want to like Electron for the low barrier of entry desktop apps stuff but if your cross platform framework requires me to re-implement zooming behaviour and shortkeys three times for every platform somewhere something went wrong
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I really want to like Electron for the low barrier of entry desktop apps stuff but if your cross platform framework requires me to re-implement zooming behaviour and shortkeys three times for every platform somewhere something went wrong
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It is an obvious fact that capitalism will end at some point.
It continues to confuse me that people don’t want to advocate for an equitable economic organization of society as the next form our economy takes.
(Not really dont tell me why Im aware of ideology propaganda and false consciousness)
It continues to confuse me that people don’t want to advocate for an equitable economic organization of society as the next form our economy takes.
(Not really dont tell me why Im aware of ideology propaganda and false consciousness)
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It is an obvious fact that capitalism will end at some point.
It continues to confuse me that people don’t want to advocate for an equitable economic organization of society as the next form our economy takes.
(Not really dont tell me why Im aware of ideology propaganda and false consciousness)
It continues to confuse me that people don’t want to advocate for an equitable economic organization of society as the next form our economy takes.
(Not really dont tell me why Im aware of ideology propaganda and false consciousness)
I caught the Nix bug please send help
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I caught the Nix bug please send help
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There is no good way to make mobile apps, only less bad ways
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
There is no good way to make mobile apps, only less bad ways
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Modernization will almost certainly increase pressure on your bottlenecks so it's important to identify them in advance.
Things will get worse before they get better as you start to unpack all the dependencies and address the neglect.
#legacyModernization #architectureModernization
Things will get worse before they get better as you start to unpack all the dependencies and address the neglect.
#legacyModernization #architectureModernization
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Modernization will almost certainly increase pressure on your bottlenecks so it's important to identify them in advance.
Things will get worse before they get better as you start to unpack all the dependencies and address the neglect.
#legacyModernization #architectureModernization
Things will get worse before they get better as you start to unpack all the dependencies and address the neglect.
#legacyModernization #architectureModernization
I wanted to ask “anyone doing Goodreads/StoryGraph/Letterboxd” but ATProto and realised the better question is “does anyone have an index of ‘awesome ATProto’”
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I wanted to ask “anyone doing Goodreads/StoryGraph/Letterboxd” but ATProto and realised the better question is “does anyone have an index of ‘awesome ATProto’”
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Any sufficiently complicated raw-DOM JavaScript program contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of React
October 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Any sufficiently complicated raw-DOM JavaScript program contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of React
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Love that we all know this is going to happen and have known it since this shit was introduced yet all we can do is wait for the dumbest and most easily avoidable economy crash of all time.
AI bubble now 17 times bigger than dot-com boom and four times larger than subprime crisis, per MW
October 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Love that we all know this is going to happen and have known it since this shit was introduced yet all we can do is wait for the dumbest and most easily avoidable economy crash of all time.
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Polyamory is a kind of mesh networking
October 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Polyamory is a kind of mesh networking
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We live in an age where machines frequently ask us to prove we are human so we can get access to content produced by machines pretending to be human.
If heaven has a captcha test, I'm not sure what I would do
If heaven has a captcha test, I'm not sure what I would do
October 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We live in an age where machines frequently ask us to prove we are human so we can get access to content produced by machines pretending to be human.
If heaven has a captcha test, I'm not sure what I would do
If heaven has a captcha test, I'm not sure what I would do
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when that one [JavaScript framework] you hated for no reason does something politically heinous
September 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
when that one [JavaScript framework] you hated for no reason does something politically heinous