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molestergirl
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I can't believe people held up the pretense that Super Meat Boy is actually good for decades
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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if the 90s had tik tok: omg our sense of humor is so cooked, hakuna matata
January 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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this is the brainrot number?? a fun line from a song?? kids, respect yourself
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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i like that 67 is from a good song, i like that it comes with a cadence & gesture that r fun to do, i don't like that its the "brainrot number" like it was already steeped in irony by its users before I even came across it and i had to learn its really just a reference to a pop culture thing like 42
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
goldilocks could be the 19th century instant loss
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
it's a dream come true to be able to play revamped lost river
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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the ai revolution was just waking up one day and realizing that the vast majority of artists online fucking hate art and don't know anything about art. like what am i doing here.
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
people will find out you use more than salt to flavour your food and they'll act like you're putting bombs that paints the wall with everyone's viscera as an act of violence into your own food that only you eat
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
🏆 to me & other disabled people who have to go outside during winter
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
my mom: beware... this thing's SUPER spicy ... 😈🤘🌶️🌶️🔥🔥

the food in question: slice of cheese with cilantro and mild paprika seasoning
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
bsky users seriously don't know how to make a critique without starting the "these internet addict kids who are stupid lifeless and have no life skills :/" thought train
January 12, 2026 at 11:14 AM
imagine making a character whos entire story is about being the disabled one who is incapable of getting any better and any plan to elevate himself above the idiot archetype is a failure because he'll never have any good ideas as long as he's himself - and he's not even likable.
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
contestant for ugliest food in anime
January 11, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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im allowed to "kids these days" because i didnt like other kids when i was a kid either
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
"if i follow somebody problematic dm me..." well thank you for the follow on molestergirl that's really kind of you
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
sometimes you want to look up a horny scenario then you find real life examples of oppression & cruelty and it's like no that is precisely not what i was about let's dial back a little.
January 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
why did it take this long for society to realize poker face is about lady gaga playing up a guy by using his girlfriend against him
January 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
drinking 2 liters a day will make you feel like a beached whale 5 minutes into water withdrawal but half a day without water will make you experience the life of a dromedary camel
January 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
girls will have cloudy eyes and try to clear their vision by rubbing as if that will help my cornea at all
January 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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apropos of nothing, i think a polyamorous it/its transgender furry who commissions nsfw art of their sona getting railed by dogs is substantially less weird & socially maladapted than a certified normie who fingerwags about gooner porn addiction and believes kinks are a sign of moral degeneracy.
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
simplyplural should read my mind and input any information i already know before i switch and forget or before i declare "phft, i remember this, i don't need to write it down" then switch and forget.
January 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
people will say "we don't need all these words describing concrete things, let's all be vibes based" then invent new, vaguer words about their vibes based existence
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
did the world really need a pathologic 3?
January 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM