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Do you think she knows she's in a simulation?
"Every economic metric is so SUPER good that we are keeping the jobs, GDP, and inflation numbers from you! You're welcome!" #ProfessionalLiars
Leavitt lies: "Every economic metric does in fact show that the economy is improving"
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
THE BEST! ❤️
That day I shook too many hands.
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I genuinely believe that no foreign entity or monies should be able to own a country's media. Not just news media but any media. Not just the US but every country.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.
An important opinion piece, because it lays out the facts.
www.mediaite.com/opinion/trum...
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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doesn't look like our military is refusing to follow illegal orders :^(
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Remembered as the “most” pathetic moment? Possibly yes.

But there are so, so many contenders.
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.

They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is what a new hope looks like ... 😉

(thanks @markhamillofficial.bsky.social )
In case you needed even more motivation to vote in the Midterm elections...

#AccountabilityIsComing
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This 👇
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
THE BEST!
From my home to yours.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
They shouldn't have been there.

So sad and avoidable
My heart goes out to the families, loved ones, & National Guard impacted by this tragic shooting. All our military deserves & needs our support no matter where they are deployed.
Live updates: 2 National Guard members shot in D.C. near White House
By 3 p.m., D.C. police said they had one suspect in custody.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I mean, are we sure this is consensual?
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Technically, in a nutshell.
But this does not capture the devastation
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."

-FDR, 1937
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Between this and MTG I’m wracking my brain to figure out precisely when it was I slipped into a parallel timeline.

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Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Ahahahaha 🤣 Elizabeth May explaining the tanker ban “especially to the attention of slow learners; Andrew Sheer, Danielle Smith, take note.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I cannot imagine the twisted conversation that led to this ...
but it will be, in any case, fatal.
The New Pornographers to keep name after drummer's child pornography arrest
After thinking about it a while, the band has decided to keep the name.
boingboing.net
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What an ICE agent looks like in a mug shot!
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM