monmonsquad.bsky.social
@monmonsquad.bsky.social
if i block u it’s just bc this is my priv and idk you nothing personnel kid…
hmm i’m able to make a mocha with my moka from start (standing at the counter about to turn on my kettle) to finish (mocha has been made, every tool used has been cleaned + set up to dry) in 18 minutes flat. doesn’t account for actual drinking time tho so it’s most certainly a weekend kind of treat
January 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
the gpu cyn bought me 2 weeks ago is already up 30%…..
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
i haven’t been able to finish ap*thecary diaries yet and the main reason is i got so mad when she got fired from milf palace to work for that man. what tbe fuck
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
love seeing savings interest hit every month but sad bc it’s gonna go down after i max my roth IRA for the year LMAO
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i hate influencers and viral marketing bc i have to waste more energy convincing my elderly parents that no they do not need that thing the marketing video with AI voice overlay was convincing them they desperately need for their health before the ‘limited time deal’ is over
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
mathematically i should reduce my wants next year by 30% but i think that is prob not happening so i will just shoot for 50% and pray i land somewhere good. LMAO
December 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
whenever a credit card payment hits my checking account i imagine i’m taking hits to my life points like in the yugioh anime
December 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i’m such a jealous person bc i see ppl in their 20s posting to reddit like “i’m receiving a $100,000 bonus from work for mid behavior this year what should i do with it?”
December 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
if i were a millionaire i’d get a really expensive bowlcut that requires tons of maintenance to look good
December 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
need to unlock the shameless part of my brain that somehow enabled me to push out multiple drawings a week at one point
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i forgot how important sleep was to skin health…..woke up this morning and my face didn’t look like ass for the first time in weeks bc i’m finally catching up on sleep
December 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
after scanning dozens of josei the One het dynamic i like that i don’t secretly wish was yuri is slightly older cool/nonchalant girl with 0 insecurities x slightly younger guy who is thinking about her way more than she thinks about him
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i love my label printer. yes this Is my charging block
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the algo is really feeling me lately
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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>jingle bell noises
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>grandma run over by a reindeer noises
>125.12
>holy chanting
>REAL JOLLY FM
>christmas cookie oven ding
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT HOLIDAY CLASSICS
>santa claus going ho ho ho
>THIS AIN'T YOUR GRINCH'S STATION
>imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i don’t really listen to podcasts but i saw on my spotify homepage that amy poehler did an episode with kristen wiig and stopped what i was doing so fast
December 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
done with formatting my budget sheet for next year!! learned a lot of new formulas to simplify the clunky ass ones i made up. next up is to create a wrapped type of summary for my 2025 spending
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
owning a home is still a bit out of reach due to the Economy but it's crazy to think i've already met the goal i set for myself 3 years ago
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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For all the new artists joining Bluesky:

🎨 You don't have to censor words such as commission, Patreon or Ko-Fi.

🎨 You can share links and your post will not be de-boosted.

🎨 You can take time away from Bluesky and come back whenever you feel like, there's no algorithm to punish you!
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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MRS. KLAUS: [over coms] You should be coming up on the North American continent in 20 clicks.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM